Bastard Factory Fights 1

[Holy Holliday !]

Oh how adorable. BF has added a floating valentine heart motif for you love birds.
. Or are you flying love fish?

 

[ESAD TIA]

Oh how adorable. BF has added a floating valentine heart motif for you love birds.
. Or are you flying love fish?

I thought you were leaving?

Look how easy you are to reel back in, pathetic reely.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

I thought

Don't lie. The saints cry when you lie.
Don't make the saints cry, pink fish.

Oh look - a picture of ESAD and Fruit:

ESAD and Fruity swimmin in the sea
K-I-SS-I-N-G

 

[X]

So this is where all you fahgits at?

 

[Holy Holliday !]

So this is where all you fahgits at?

ESAD came to comfort/rescue Fruit, and then something wonderful happened.
. They fell in luv.
Such a beautiful story.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Don't lie. The saints cry when you lie.
Don't make the saints cry, pink fish.

Oh look - a picture of ESAD and Fruit:

At least you're a better fisherman that a poster, so I can't be mad atcha.

But your attempts to bait me will just leave you on a blank.

Thanks for posting though!

 

[ESAD TIA]

So this is where all you fahgits at?

For sure, now that you pranced in here lady lumps.

 

[ESAD TIA]

ESAD came to comfort/rescue Fruit, and then something wonderful happened.
. They fell in luv.
Such a beautiful story.

Don't be jealous I have no intention of going after your crush.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

This little match has gone to complete shit. Flynnie's gonna be moar psychotically pissed than normal.

 

[ESAD TIA]

This little match has gone to complete shit. Flynnie's gonna be moar psychotically pissed than normal.

I like her when shes at her most vicious.

Always sit back and enjoy the fireworks.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I like her when shes at he most vicious.

Always sit back and enjoy the fireworks.

Yeah, she can be a vicious cunt. I like that about her too.

 

[X]

ESAD came to comfort/rescue Fruit, and then something wonderful happened.
. They fell in luv.
Such a beautiful story.

Did thay kissed???

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Did thay kissed???

Yar they did, and with lots of sloppy tongue action too.
. It was a episode right out of Perils of Pauline.
. "I'll save you Nell"
or is that Dudley Do-Right?

...anyway ESAD cut the ropes binding Fruity to the tracks with a swordfish
then romantic music played and they smooched and spawned right there on the tracks.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

What do you want?

Blew Collar Werk?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Probably a woman who isn't afraid of red pubes...

Chinese phonebooks have chins but chins don't have eyes.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Had I raised you you wouldn't be as stupid as you are.
...but someone raised you and judging by what I see of you, you are the victim of poor parenting.

I would only raise you to drop you.

The higher the better.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

@Frood & @Holy Holliday ! are wonderful.

Take your show on the road.

In major traffic!

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Anything else?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Admin lacks porpoise....

But still has plenty of blowhole.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

So this is where all you fahgits at?

Nah, we're at the adult book store master baiting glory holes with our big worms to hook your cheeky gums you sucker fish.

You have a nice mouth, vince gills.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Anything else?

Ask your mom if we can pull out yet.

 

[Barry Bagelmonkey]

Ask your mom if we can pull out yet.

Whats a 'mom'? Sounds like a speech impediment.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Ask your mom if we can pull out yet.

You can pull yer head out yer ass any time. You just never seem so inclined.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

This little match has gone to complete shit. Flynnie's gonna be moar psychotically pissed than normal.

I think it's going swimmingly well.






Like the sperm in George from Pizza Hut's gullet!

 

[MrNiceGuy]

You can pull yer head out yer ass any time. You just never seem so inclined.

My head is in your mom's ass as she is inclined.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Oh right, like yer my mom, Mr AIGuy.

 

[Frood]

Jolly Homogay tries and tries, but his attempts at discourse and humour always fall by the gay side...

 

[Jack]

I love that this is where this stupid thread ended up.