Bastard Factory Fights 1

[Fredricka]

I don't remember him misspelling it. What I remember is the person trolling him about it had to have it pronounced for them, hence the spelling.

Your mileage may vary as it was a disjointed SB pileon at the time.

Dont lie about me jack unless you want to start shit back up?

1,000,000 Post Thread

Yep, I think it probably will too.Jack

bastardfactory.net

The proof ^^^
Where is anything being explained?

 

[The Cuntess]

Yo this is thread of the fucking YEAR, baby

 

[realgrimm]

Yo this is thread of the fucking YEAR, baby

Im sure @Seamajor will have something to say about this, hes already throwing a temper tantrum

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Is this more fantasy? Does it stimulate your decrepit pud ? What would Diego say?

Diego would say, "I can't breathe!"






Because he's buried you see? Fax.

 

[realgrimm]

Everyone's got brainworms everyone's on the nod, what a weak cunt

 

[Fredricka]

Really @Jack if you're going to lie about me, make sure I can't prove it, dickhead

 

[MrNiceGuy]

I’m fucking dead

So's Diego.

Join the Dirt Nap Club.





It's freeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[realgrimm]

Seamajors off punching walls in anger. Cats cowering in the corner, and if he could talk he'd be saying not Diego again..

 

[Flynn]

MFG

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Your not even a Sea Major, just some sailor wannabe

Sea Major is a C Minor?

Fucking hell!

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Jack]

Sea Major is a C Minor?

Fucking hell!

That was my line when I first met him, except I said it was b flat.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

If you want him to bottom out you'll need more lube.

More lube, more cock, or less ass.

 

[realgrimm]

On BF 1.0 we had to slow down on @Seamajor it appeared it was detrimental to his health.. Poor guy cried so loud people pitied him

 

[MrNiceGuy]

It's probably to make it easier to receive at the glory hole I'm guessing.

If somebody fucks your neck stoma instead of your mouth it would keep your lips from getting chapped.

Very astute, Jack.

Gay science needs more INPUT like yours.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

This thread needs more me, but I refuse.

This thread needs less me, but I'm a liar.

 

[realgrimm]

If somebody fucks your neck stoma instead of your mouth it would keep your lips from getting chapped.

Very astute, Jack.

Gay science needs more INPUT like yours.

Ahhh reminds me of colostomy bag hole porn.. what a sight

 

[realgrimm]

Just can't find the same things on Google you used to

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Will you two just fuck and get it over with?

They got the cheap motel room together.

Now just waiting on the viagra delivery.

Still just passing time with dirty foreplay talk.

Such teasers!

 

[Jack]

Ahhh reminds me of colostomy bag hole porn.. what a sight

I just remember the joke from National Lampoon about LBJ fucking kennedy in the throat to fool the Warren Commission into thinking it was an exit wound.

Created the term "fuck you in the neck" at TK over it.

Penn Teller must have seen some of my posts because at one point he did this:

 

[realgrimm]

They got the cheap motel room together.

Now just waiting on the viagra delivery.

Still just passing time with dirty foreplay talk.

Such teasers!

Sounds romantic ,to bad @Seamajor requires tears as lube.. hes been confronted on this and thinks when his ass gets presented store lube is offensive.. Ive confirmed these allegations and reports, complaints about his sexual deviance is nothing new.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

By the way, I do hate smokers. Bet you’re one

If you hate smokers you must not have a pole?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Pay attention. Puerto Rican? You dummy can’t ever spell it. Try CR. Its was a pool girl. Catch up on your own time Sonny.

So Diego was a Tranny? What were her pronouns?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Yo this is thread of the fucking YEAR, baby

Thank @Flynn

She's the hostess with the mostest.*





*Cock in her frock.

 

[realgrimm]

So Diego was a Tranny? What were her pronouns?

Her safe word was help

 

[MrNiceGuy]

That was my line when I first met him, except I said it was b flat.

B flat like a steam roller victim.

Or be steamed like a flat iron victim.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Ahhh reminds me of colostomy bag hole porn.. what a sight

Some people like porn with old bags.

Some people like porn with new bags.

Some people like porn with shit bags.

 

[realgrimm]

Some people like porn with old bags.

Some people like porn with new bags.

Some people like porn with shit bags.

Some people like em with clean bags

 

[Flynn]