Flynn’s Freaky Toes
(To the tune of a gritty blues stomp)
(Verse 1)
Well, down in the holler, where the moon don’t show,
Lives a wild-ass woman named Flynn, don’t you know.
She’s got toes so long, they scare the damn crows,
Swingin’ like dicks in a freakshow, oh!
(Chorus)
Flynn’s toes, fuck yeah, they’re a sight to see,
Longer than a cock in Admin's fantasies.
She’ll kick your nuts with them filthy damn feet,
Flynn’s toes, man, they can’t be beat!
(Verse 2)
She walks in the bar, boots off, what a scene,
Toes like goddamn snakes, slitherin’ mean.
They curl ‘round your beer, steal your fuckin’ drink,
Flynn’s toes so long, make a grown man blink.
(Chorus)
Flynn’s toes, fuck yeah, they’re a sight to see,
Longer than a cock in Admin's fantasies.
She’ll kick your nuts with them filthy damn feet,
Flynn’s toes, man, they can’t be beat!
(Bridge)
She don’t need no knife, don’t need no gun,
Her toes’ll choke you out, leave you stunned.
They’re grippin’ and rippin’, like a bitch in heat,
Flynn’s toes, motherfucker, they bring the street!
(Verse 3)
Folks say she’s cursed, got a witch’s spell,
Toes so damn long, they drag through hell.
She’ll tickle your balls or break your damn nose,
All with them freaky, fucked-up toes!
(Chorus)
Flynn’s toes, fuck yeah, they’re a sight to see,
Longer than a cock in admin's fantasies.
She’ll kick your nuts with them filthy damn feet,
Flynn’s toes, man, they can’t be beat!
(Outro)
So if you see Flynn, better run, don’t stay,
Her toes’ll fuck you up in the nastiest way.
From the swamp to the city, her legend still grows,
All hail the queen of them freaky damn toes!
