George from Pizza Hut’s Freaky Toes
(To the tune of a gritty blues stomp)
(Verse 1)
Well, down in the holler, where the moon don’t show,
Lives a wild-ass woman named George from Pizza Hut, don’t you know.
She’s got toes so long, they scare the damn crows,
Swingin’ like dicks in a freakshow, oh!
(Chorus)
George from Pizza Hut’s toes, fuck yeah, they’re a sight to see,
Longer than a cock in Admin's fantasies.
She’ll kick your nuts with them filthy damn feet,
George from Pizza Hut’s toes, man, they can’t be beat!
(Verse 2)
She walks in the bar, boots off, what a scene,
Toes like goddamn snakes, slitherin’ mean.
They curl ‘round your beer, steal your fuckin’ drink,
George from Pizza Hut’s toes so long, make a grown man blink.
(Chorus)
George from Pizza Hut’s toes, fuck yeah, they’re a sight to see,
Longer than a cock in Admin's fantasies.
She’ll kick your nuts with them filthy damn feet,
George from Pizza Hut’s toes, man, they can’t be beat!
(Bridge)
She don’t need no knife, don’t need no gun,
Her toes’ll choke you out, leave you stunned.
They’re grippin’ and rippin’, like a bitch in heat,
George from Pizza Hut’s toes, motherfucker, they bring the street!
(Verse 3)
Folks say she’s cursed, got a witch’s spell,
Toes so damn long, they drag through hell.
She’ll tickle your balls or break your damn nose,
All with them freaky, fucked-up toes!
(Chorus)
George from Pizza Hut’s toes, fuck yeah, they’re a sight to see,
Longer than a cock in admin's fantasies.
She’ll kick your nuts with them filthy damn feet,
George from Pizza Hut’s toes, man, they can’t be beat!
(Outro)
So if you see George from Pizza Hut, better run, don’t stay,
Her toes’ll fuck you up in the nastiest way.
From the swamp to the city, her legend still grows,
All hail the queen of them freaky damn toes!
