Because I Go Around Pming Myself...

[Flynn]

@LotusBud @Cookie Monster

Hey you Mensa members, explain to me why I would be pming myself? As you can see, myself and Martini are not the same person...no matter how much you sad fucks want it to be so.

Ignorant fuckers.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

TL, DR.

 

[LotusBud]

Hey, @Flynn explain to me why you're posting to me all the time. It's funny.

 

[Holliday 3000]

As you can see, myself and Martini are not the same person

That must be a relief to Marteenyweeny.

 

[The Prowler]

@LotusBud @Cookie Monster

Hey you Mensa members, explain to me why I would be pming myself? As you can see, myself and Martini are not the same person...no matter how much you sad fucks want it to be so.

Ignorant fuckers.

Everybody knows you are much more manly than Poofer.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Hey, @Flynn explain to me why you're posting to me all the time. It's funny.

At least that proves you aren't the same people, which must come as a relief to you.

 

[Flynn]

Hey, @Flynn explain to me why you're posting to me all the time. It's funny.

I just love proving YOU WRONG.

Nice try dear, you came to Meltown specifically to get your mouth kicked in by me.

Now it's "all the time?"

You are delusional. I respond to pretty much everyone. You're no more special than a hemorrhoid.

 

[Flynn]

That must be a relief to Marteenyweeny.

You again?

Didn't I already knock the dentures out of your mouth once this month already?

 

[Flynn]

Everybody knows you are much more manly than Poofer.

Well, that's not exactly hard.

 

[Holliday 3000]

You again?

Didn't I already knock the dentures out of your mouth once this month already?

No. And since you never have before, it's a month like any other.

 

[Flynn]

No. And since you never have before, it's a month like any other.

Holliday, I can crush you like an empty Coke can. Who the fuck are you trying to fool anyways?

Mocking your overall stupidity isn't hard, especially when your dumb ass is all over the board throwing up spamtastic bullshit no one believes.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Holliday, I can crush you like an empty Coke can.

A bold claim, oft disproved.
..or should I say always....

 

[Holliday 3000]

Say, did you ever notice how retarded Flynntard is?
. Everyone else has.

 

[Flynn]

A bold claim, oft disproved.
..or should I say always....

Fuck off you toothless, boring, dickless wonder.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Fuck off you toothless, boring, dickless wonder.

Okay.......
Just kidding. You're a tiresome anachronism. You are what was, but are too stupid to have noticed your passing.
Even your siameez twink Kirk has had the good sense to slither off into the past.
Stop embarrassing yourself.
No one wants to feel mean for pointing and laughing at you
yet what can one do but point and laugh.
Please spare us that dilemma and slink off.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

@LotusBud @Cookie Monster

Hey you Mensa members, explain to me why I would be pming myself? As you can see, myself and Martini are not the same person...no matter how much you sad fucks want it to be so.

Ignorant fuckers.

Being the same poster is different from sharing accounts, FlynnFlop

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Okay.......
Just kidding. You're a tiresome anachronism. You are what was, but are to stupid to have noticed your passing.
Even your siameez twink Kirk has had the good sense to slither off into the past.
Stop embarrassing yourself.
No one wants to feel mean for pointing and laughing at you
yet what can one do but point and laugh.
Please spare us that dilemma and slink off.

It's "too" stupid. Two fucking Os.

 

[Holliday 3000]

It's "too" stupid. Two fucking Os.

Noted and edited.
. Otherwise you have signaled agreement.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Noted and edited.
. Otherwise you have signaled agreement.

What? With you having a go with Flynn? Knock yourself out. Makes for good comedy if you can manage to rile her up enough.

Just don't use the word "consortium" or mention that John Prine Song Sabu the Elephant Boy.

 

[Flynn]

Okay.......
Just kidding. You're a tiresome anachronism. You are what was, but are too stupid to have noticed your passing.
Even your siameez twink Kirk has had the good sense to slither off into the past.
Stop embarrassing yourself.
No one wants to feel mean for pointing and laughing at you
yet what can one do but point and laugh.
Please spare us that dilemma and slink off.

Better than being YOU.

You're just some fucking blow in that licks the nuts of the board owner. You just landed here. Myself and others built this community off the sweat off our backs doing new and creative things on the forums you could never dream about 15 years ago.

So spare me your wannabe shrink analysis. I've kicked in your fucking head so many times it now feels elementary, and now after all this time you're trying to match wits with with me. Look what happened to that faggot ass @jack , and that pud @Alticus when they tried to rise above their station.

I'm telling you Holligay, get off of this ride while you still can.

 

[Flynn]

Being the same poster is different from sharing accounts, FlynnFlop

Show me the proof Inspector of 16-year-olds.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Better than being YOU.

Seeya. Woodn wanna beeya.
. Well, lemme tell ya sompum, lil laydy....
I'm rubber an yer glue,
so all a that just stuck ta you.

 

[Flynn]

Seeya. Woodn wanna beeya.
. Well, lemme tell ya sompum, lil laydy....
I'm rubber an yer glue,
so all a that just stuck ta you.
...or "u" as you moderns say.

Exactly, now shut the fuck and take your nursery rhyme school insults, and stick them up your boyfriend's @jack 's ass. Get a running start first. It adds to the overall excitement.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Exactly, now shut the fuck and take your nursery rhyme school insults, and stick them up your boyfriend's @jack 's ass. Get a running start first. It adds to the overall excitement.

Keep throwing them wet noodles at the wall (of your padded cell) and something may eventually stick.

.............................

 

[Flynn]

Keep throwing them wet noodles at the wall (of your padded cell) and something may eventually stick.

.............................

Hey dickhead, you run around a message board with names from the old west. I mean what's going on here? Like Doc Holliday? Is that what you're aiming for? A TB ridden racist, who murdered negro people? What a great fucking hero!

What's next? You gonna change your name to Wyatt Earp? The Pink Panther? Papa Smurf?

I got an idea, why don't you change your name to, "Asswipe?" It fully describes who and what you truly are.

 

[Holliday 3000]

your name to, "Asswipe"

Nah, anyway that's a taken name, asswipe.
. Them noodles keep a slippin of the wall, but keep trying.

 

[Flynn]

Nah, anyway that's a taken name, asswipe.
. Them noodles keep a slippin of the wall, but keep trying.

How about Jackass?

 

[Holliday 3000]

How about Jackass?

Yer Jackass. Why you ask?
. Because I am rubber and you are glue.

 

[Flynn]

Yer Jackass. Why you ask?
. Because I am rubber and you are glue.

Another no yUo.

Don't tell me you're another @Alticus alt.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Another no yUo.

Don't tell me you're another @Alticus alt.

No, I'm just getting down to the basics of what you people are.
. I'm holding a mirror up to yer face. Take a look, retard.

PS: Yer mom wears army boots.
I never met yer mom, have no idea who she is,
she probably doesn't wear army boots,
but hey, wur just here a flaming doancheknow, so
nothing has to have anything to do with actual facts.
We just make it up and try to make it stick to someone....
...unless....unless Flynntard,
that person happens to be rubber (as am I) and yer glue,
which you are.
Then it bounces offa them
and sticks to you.