Buy Quality Next Time You Idiot

[The Prowler]

...but what of the undies?

I have the best money can buy.

 

[The Best Holliday]

I have the best money can buy.

You have the best your mediocre tastes will allow you to buy.
. Less than a subtle difference.

You do know that none of the amazing things you are so proud of are at all special, right?
Though you...you are definitely "special".

 

[The Prowler]

The very best underwear money can buy.

Every available feature.


And I have a whole drawer full.

 

[Flynn]

Dude...why are all the homosexuals in here?

What are you gays...I mean "guys" doing? Are you dudes toying with admin's feelings? Do you have your shlongs out and have him tied up with 2 ply toilet paper as he tries to break free? In that case it's safe to assume he's been trying to break free now for over 72 hours.

The very best underwear money can buy.

Every available feature.


And I have a whole drawer full.

^^^A classic example of why admin thinks it's okay to go around molesting peckers without the owner's permission. Let's all just hope that admin doesn't start prowling middle schools now. That quote from The Prowler is classically gay as fuck. Almost as ghey as admin, but not quite.

 

[The Best Holliday]

And I have a whole drawer full

Your drawers? Full of stinky poots and their stains no doubt.
...and maybe some pee-pee dribble.
No undies are so good you don't need to change them at least once a week, Prowler.

 

[Admin.]

Ok I succumbed to peer pressure, I just ordered some luxury Deck Furniture from Neiman Marcus in authentic Arctic White, from Tuscany. I didn’t even look at the bill, I hope I don’t have dip into my fine dining funds, lol! Because satisfying a couple dildos in a chat room is important to me.

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[Reggie_Essent]

What's this thread about?

 

[The Best Holliday]

What's this thread about?

Well, Raggs, it seems to be about Prowler's wild imaginings that he is the envy of theBadTardFagtory.

I think he is just about to tell us of his combo undies and fine china purchase.
. It's the very best quality.

 

[Lily]

...and THAT is all because you were asked a simple rhetorical question. (which you kept answering in defense of your mediocre lawn chairs.
Maybe add something about the high quality undies you own now. Maybe plastic cups from Walmart.
. Everyone will be fascinated.

Thing is that they can't hold conversations for more than a couple of empty greetings to show how much they matter to one another.

 

[The Prowler]

Ok I succumbed to peer pressure, I just ordered some luxury Deck Furniture from Neiman Marcus in authentic Arctic White, from Tuscany. I didn’t even look at the bill, I hope I don’t have dip into my fine dining funds, lol! Because satisfying a couple dildos in a chat room is important to me.

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Powder coated metal? That should last you a few years. And I mean only a few years.

The one star rating should have been your first clue that you were not making a good choice...

Here is a comparable sectional from the same manufacturer as my outdoor furniture:

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On sale now for under $4500 and built to last!!!

 

[The Prowler]

fine china purchase

We have Wedgwood fine bone china.

We use it on special occasions...every Valentine's day and on our Anniversary.....and other times like Easter and Christmas and other special occasions.

 

[The Best Holliday]

We have Wedgwood fine bone china.

We use it on special occasions...every Valentine's day and on our Anniversary.

...and then you retire to your mirrored ceiling love nest with bottles of the best Boones Farm sparkling wine.
...the finest mirrors from Home Depot.

 

[Admin.]

Powder coated metal? That should last you a few years. And I mean only a few years.

The one star rating should have been your first clue that you were not making a good choice...

Here is a comparable sectional from the same manufacturer as my outdoor furniture:

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On sale now for under $4500 and built to last!!!

Pro Tip, Nobody cares.