Scotland is such a dreary blight on this Earth that England treated it like trash and shook 'em off like I do bitches, like England is now trying to be rid of them again via Brexit. Once they accomplish that uplifting feat, England will then treat Scotland like we do Cuba. And Scotland.
Fast forward. Little laddy was born a normal Scottish child.
Scots really should name all of their sons after someone special, just like the sand nuggets do because they all look alike and fuck each other. Sisters, cousins, sheep stuffed head-first into toilets so they can drown with dignity before a line forms and all the kilts raise.
This song came in third place when the Scots were voting on a new national anthem that didn't include a goddamn bagpipe and accurately reflected on them.
"Boyle, you reflect the beauty of our country more than
anyone else - astounding. Now sing Sister Fucker for us."
"
Amazing! You've practiced that song like you wrote it. Did your brothers ever fuck you?"
*
NO
That explains the hair.
Now here's the latest pic of Scotland's zhero, the toughest lookin' bloke they got:
Does SHAMPAIN use Soul Glow on that carrotfro, or are all Scots bleached niggers? Hide your valuables whenever one comes over, I say.
Now stand aside while I fuck your wife, SHAMMY, she needs to know about sex. Aaaaall about sex, you unflushed floater...
SSS
- your teeth will smell the same after you finally shit them out