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Christmasday Celebration
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Shut it, Bitch
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Still guessin? The clues are everywhere.
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Fuck off. You were clueless till I put the Scoundrel Avi up ya fat gimp.
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You even stated in a thread it wasn't me cos I have no interestst in the environment dickhead.
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That just proves that I originally thought it was you , Spaz :facepalm:
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Where were you hiding anyway? I've not seen you in ages it seems...
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I enjoy the odd white lie to myself, they make me feel better about most of you, when considering the mental ramifications of posting to most of you.
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I have Flea on ignore, so I can only make an educated guess aboot whit she is saying, but even when I cannot see it, I know she is talking utter shite.
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^^pussy^^
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Just chillin out mate. The boards just lost interest for me. When you spend time actually trying to entertain and be creative it's a pisser when a board goes 404 and all you'd written just fucks off.
I only dabble now and leave the big ideas on my own PC to entertain myself in the future.
A few jibes here and there and hopefully having a laugh is my limit nowadays.
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What's it like Foxy? Responding to nearly every post I make, while demanding that somehow you are above all that?
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Remember how many times you accused me of being Scoundrel and in retaliation for my verbal poking, you kept spilling what I presume is his PI?
You're about as trustworthy as a Jew with a kiddies piggie bank....
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There's very little of my PI out there. I don't have social media in my own name but happily share my first name with those I like.
It could never be as bad as Kevin.
Do the Yanks not realise that's a name you give to the freckle faced, ginger fivehead kid you keep locked in a cellar so he doesn't bite the neighbours dog?
Maybe it's different over there but I laughed so hard when I found out that little snippet.
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All I'm gonna say is you should be a tad more selective about your e-friends.
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And right there, right there, no not fucking there, there....there is the reason you are a credit to any forum you contribute too.
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^^Damage limitation.
Scoundrel appears to be the forgiving sort, so you'll probs be ok.
Scoundrel appears to be the forgiving sort, so you'll probs be ok.
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Like I said. I used to try but the transient nature of the boards put me off. Plus I can only work with what is out there and aside from you and a couple of others it's just 20 years worth of new ways to hide your latent sexuality by screamig FAG as loud as you can at every opportunity.
Here. This should pretty much cover everything said for the month I've been here.
War and faggotry.
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It's not war S, it's like making love to a beautiful woman.
You know when the benzodiazepine wears off she will either phone Police Scotland, or ghost you on Facebook.
Bitch.
You know when the benzodiazepine wears off she will either phone Police Scotland, or ghost you on Facebook.
Bitch.
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"Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay".
Couldn't have said it better myself.
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Making love to a beautiful woman is like making love to yourself, brief and with briefer interludes of regret, over the damp patch and your catholic or protestant angst and regret.
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And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
You... get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money.
You... get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money.
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Making love to a beautiful woman is like playing snooker, you aim for the pink after the red, but end up potting the brown.
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