Christmasday Celebration

[Blandscape]

I wan't to break free, I deserve to break free.

It worries me S that those who once had value, are so easily bought off by how easily they forget themselves.

I want to be challenged, but this isn't a challenge, it's a wet weekend in Bognor, eating damp chips while wishing you could go Strictly Come Dancing along the peer in your Calvin Kline's.

I never saw how Conservative the populace here was till the run up to the last election.

They all went batshit crazy and it hasn't stopped. Muhricans eh? They can't even have a good old fashioned riot without bringing out a nuclear arsenal.

Imagine it's midnight on
Sauchiehall Street Friday night with all those not yet in the cells and waiting till Monday for the Sherrif to get his fat arse to work?

That's all that's happening but because they've lived a life wrapped in cotton wool they're reactionary against possible outcomes and are looking to plant the blame somewhere.

The truth is sometimes hard and ugly but we've already lived that. I give them a free pass on the understanding they have no understanding.

Scotland hasn't once returned a Conservative majority since 1955. But I have spent most of my life being governed by what the English vote for. How is that a union of equals?

 

[Blandscape]

I spent most of my adult life working in England, but it is time to leave our English cousins.

 

[Blandscape]

Fuck, it's not as if we wouldn't be there if the shores of our island were breached.

 

[Blandscape]

If we proved one thing since 1707, we scrap well together geographically.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Scotland hasn't once returned a Conservative majority since 1955. But I have spent most of my life being governed by what the English vote for. How is that a union of equals?

I sometimes think that Rotten Boroughs still exist. There hasn't been a popular Conservative government since Thatcher sold them all snake oil and proceeded to dismantle the country.

Your last leader just got out of dodge as a rapist when Covid hit and the news had other things to say. Talk about a lucky fucker.

 

[Aylana]

Tell you what, you open a thread just for me and you, and I will give you all the attention you sadly require.

one post is all that would be needed to make you look like a fucking wanker

 

[The Scoundrel]

one post is all that would be needed to make you look like a fucking wanker

Well make it then. Chop chop. It's bedtime and I have work in the morning.

 

[Blandscape]

Scotland hasn't once returned a Conservative majority since 1955. But I have spent most of my life being governed by what the English vote for. How is that a union of equals?

I sometimes think that Rotten Boroughs still exist. There hasn't been a popular Conservative government since Thatcher sold them all snake oil and proceeded to dismantle the country.

Your last leader just got out of dodge as a rapist when Covid hit and the news had other things to say. Talk about a lucky fucker.

Well luck has a perpetual habit of being unlucky.

 

[Blandscape]

one post is all that would be needed to make you look like a fucking wanker

Well make it then. Chop chop. It's bedtime and I have work in the morning.

That laddie/lassie/pronoun of choice is ever da optimist.

 

[Blandscape]

Gid tae see ye again Scoundrel.

 

[Blandscape]

Talent has a habit of rising.

 

[The Scoundrel]

You too Blandy. Stray safe bro.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Intended typo for comedic reasons.

Fuck I'm having to explain simple humour now.

 

[Flynn]

Yay!!! The biggest cauldron of suck known as the Scoundrel is here.

Yay us.