College Football 2026

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Whoa!!! Fumble recovery by OSU on the first play. Might be a long night for Texas.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

So, is this Manning kid any good?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Ok, Texas D held them to a FG.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

So, is this Manning kid any good?

So far he's showing signs of being the number one pick, but still plenty of football to be played.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

OMG!!!! Are you shitting me?!?! Another fumble recovery on a pass and OSU is looking like a juggernaut.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

And its Ohio 10-0 with just over 5 minutes left in the first quarter. Manning better step up here or its sayonara.

 

[Holliday 3000]

OMG!!!! Are you shitting me?!?! Another fumble recovery on a pass and OSU is looking like a juggernaut.

10-0

I will be looking for a movie.

 

[Holliday 3000]

And its Ohio 10-0 with just over 5 minutes left in the first quarter. Manning better step up here or its sayonara.

Passing​

Player	Comp	Pass Att	Pass Yds	Pass TD	Int	Sacks	YdsL	QBRat
Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content! QB	5	8	67	0	0	0	0	132.9

Kid's name isn't Just is it?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Passing​

Player	Comp	Pass Att	Pass Yds	Pass TD	Int	Sacks	YdsL	QBRat
Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content! QB	5	8	67	0	0	0	0	132.9

Kid's name isn't Just is it?

I'm sayin'.

 

[Holliday 3000]

I'm sayin'.

Didn't even know a QB could have a minus rating.

Player	Comp	Pass Att	Pass Yds	Pass TD	Int	Sacks	YdsL	QBRat
Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content! QB	1	3	-4	0	1	1	10	-44.5

 

[Holliday 3000]

I'm sayin'.

Hi, I'm Bill Jones what's your name.
Just Sayin.
What are you sayin?
My name.
Yeah that's what I was asking.
And now ya know.
Huh?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Hi, I'm Bill Jones what's your name.
Just Sayin.
What are you sayin?
My name.
Yeah that's what I was asking.
And now ya know.
Huh?

21st century version of who's on first.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

This Manning kid don't look so good. That should have been another pick.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

This Manning kid don't look so good. That should have been another pick.

Incredible how he's got one of the greatest pedigrees in sports, but he's looking a bit weak.

 

[Admin.]

I don't see Archie getting a talk show and commercial endorsements playing like he is today.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Wow, 20-3 Ohio at the half. Ok, stick a fork into Texas (and Manning) cause they're done. Grandpa and uncles are shaking their heads at Arch.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I agree. The Manning kid doesn't seem to have "it." A few drops that aren't his fault, but I see no sparkle.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Holy Fuck! I just saw the stats for that Ducks game. They got fucking crushed! Sorry, Admin.

 

[Admin.]

Archie seems indecisive in the pocket, it seems like he often takes too much time making a decision with the ball, granted sometimes plays just don't develop as planned but....

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Archie seems indecisive in the pocket, it seems like he often takes too much time making a decision with the ball, granted sometimes plays just don't develop as planned but....

That's football. Planning and execution can usually be done when in motion.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Wow, 20-3 Ohio at the half. Ok, stick a fork into Texas (and Manning) cause they're done. Grandpa and uncles are shaking their heads at Arch.

I opted to watch Hotel Splendide in case you were wondering.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I opted to watch Hotel Splendide in case you were wondering.

1932 or 2000 version?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I opted to watch Hotel Splendide in case you were wondering.

Sounds like a homo movie. Is Admin over and you're having microwave popcorn?

 

[Admin.]

Sounds like a homo movie. Is Admin over and you're having microwave popcorn?

Be careful, you know how too many Budweisers makes you have to pee a lot.

 

[Holliday 3000]

1932 or 2000 version?

2000

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Oooooooh, a Texas TD. Might be a case of rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Damn!!! Texas is within 6! This could be a thing.

 

[Admin.]

Damn!!! Texas is within 6! This could be a thing.

Wasn't I just telling you guys that Archie has been playing 4th dimension rope-a-dope this whole game...and now he's opening up his can of whoop ass!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Shanked FG attempt!!! Texas might still be alive!!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

And Texas takes the lead!!! 25 seconds left!!! Woooooohoooooo!!!