As y'all know I gave blank check on my life to the US Constitution for several years, but before going Navy I almost went Marine's (Gotta admit the Maureen Core Dress Blues are sexy af)
no small part of that switch was due to Master Chief Big Bob, Big Bob had done just about every gig in NSW, except becoming an actual Seal when that program replaced the UDT Teams....by the time he Recruited me he'd been in over 30, which is extremely rare...in those days Recruiter Duty was a sort of reward duty for the Navy Guys that have to literally live on a Boat and be deployed more often than not.....
Big Bob was on his 2nd recruiter duty station, (again extremely rare to get b2b) his last station was in SLC, he swore that literally all he had to do in SLC to get laid was to go out i Public the old 13 side buttons Cracker Jack Uni
Anyway, he swore the Mormon Sister Milfs would almost literally tackle him in the produce aisle.