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So I was at the local tavern enjoying Mexican Night with a group of friends, when we decided to play the pokie machines in the lounge next door. We were quite pissed after all the drinking and tequila shots, and gambling our money away recklessly.
Because of Mexican Night we had gathered around the More Chili pokie machine where the feature revolves around getting as much chili symbols to win the minor and major jackpots.
Every time the chili symbols pop up the game responds by saying “MORE CHILI!!!”
So there I was getting pretty rowdy shouting MORE CHILI together with my mates and taking celebrity shots at the button, when I hit the minor jackpot! We all jumped up at the same time and shouted MORE CHILI with utmost glee...when I suddenly sharted big time! I wasn’t wearing undies with my board shorts and the shart shot out through my shorts legs and splattered on the carpet!
I was shocked at this episode and didn’t know what to do at that moment. It stunk bad, and within a few seconds everyone was going, “AAAAAARRRRGH whatwasthatsmell???”
I didn’t answer questions... I just turned around and high-tailed it outa there quick-smart shouting, “ See you back at my plaaaaace!!!”
It took me a while to live down that experience...
:Scream:
Because of Mexican Night we had gathered around the More Chili pokie machine where the feature revolves around getting as much chili symbols to win the minor and major jackpots.
Every time the chili symbols pop up the game responds by saying “MORE CHILI!!!”
So there I was getting pretty rowdy shouting MORE CHILI together with my mates and taking celebrity shots at the button, when I hit the minor jackpot! We all jumped up at the same time and shouted MORE CHILI with utmost glee...when I suddenly sharted big time! I wasn’t wearing undies with my board shorts and the shart shot out through my shorts legs and splattered on the carpet!
I was shocked at this episode and didn’t know what to do at that moment. It stunk bad, and within a few seconds everyone was going, “AAAAAARRRRGH whatwasthatsmell???”
I didn’t answer questions... I just turned around and high-tailed it outa there quick-smart shouting, “ See you back at my plaaaaace!!!”
It took me a while to live down that experience...
:Scream:
