Dinner Date Dream

[Sharona]

Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest and why?

I'm going with Hilary Clinton. I want to know exactly what happened and how she would stay with a cheater like Bill.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

I'd like to eat a fine Vegan dinner with you , Sharona , something we could choose out of my newest cookbook. Have a glass or two of a delicious white wine , discuss your political and social views right up until the time the roofies kick in , I'll tuck you in later on , with your favorite flannel pj's if you look cold.

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[Jeannie]

eve

 

[chew the fat]

adam ... [fuck wrong sex][oh and no homo]

 

[chew the fat]

eve

Just pre-planing the night out and thinking what menu you would go fer...

Start with out of date goats milk as an aperitif .

Then sun dried olives with sun dried dates and the main course is sun dried fish with a side order of sun dried tomato's.[food expert chew here]

Pick a nice wine...

I'd go for date palm wine.[wine expert chew here]


Jeanie dressed to kill by herself and Eve with either a sexy toga or the new all nude look.

The new all nude look has been selling well in the shops so Eve will probably try to out dress you.

Adam is rooting for Eve in this fashion showdown so I'll do the right thing and root for a fellow Bastard.

See what fashion items you have in your wardrobe but if you can't come up with a killer piece then definitely go with the nude look. It's been fashionable for a long time and should suit you.[fashion expert chew here]

Music by the John the Baptist Five.

Limo's supplied by uChariot.

The Red carpet is supplied by Habib's Magic Carpets.

Protection supplied by Judas Escariot.[we can nail any job]

Your special waiter for the night is chew the fat...recommend very highly to us by chew the fat.



[disclaimer = dear lord please don't strike me down dead for I know not what I do.]

 

[Scott]

I'd make Eve eat an entire bushel of apples :SickFace:
"Like apples, Eve? How ya lke them apples!"

 

[Rosemary]

I would invite Amy Winehouse, because I would like to ask her what was so bad in her life that she had to use drugs.
Just a great voice.

 

[Sharona]

Whoopi Goldberg or anyone from the View.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

Whoopi Goldberg or anyone from the View.

I'm gonna sleep with your boss Sharona....and YOU:SmokeBreak2:

 

[Dove]

You.

You know who you are.

 

[Bastard Factory]

I wanna feed strawberries to Ruth from Ozark.

 

[Alticus]

I'd like to have Reba McEntire as a dinner guest. She seems like a very interesting lady.

 

[fromHELL]

Jennifer Connelly just so I can wear her skin at dinner and eat her flesh for dessert. Her brains and heart would be in bed with me.

 

[Admin.]

Bob Goldthwait he has a fascinating outlook on life I'd like to learn from him.

 

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I would invite Amy Winehouse, because I would like to ask her what was so bad in her life that she had to use drugs.
Just a great voice.

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[Frood]

Olivia De Havilland in her early years.... va va voom!