Dove...Calling Dove...Dove...come in...Dove...

[Flynn]

Still, I'd use her as a floatie device in a plane crash.

After I suffocated her, of course.

Well, that's never going to happen. First off, I never fly coach.

Secondly, you'd be the reason for the crash as you thought "Emergency Exit" mean't~Open the door in mid-flight to find out how Flynn gaffled your private pm's.

Third. I would put my fucking foot soo fucking far up your fucking ass, that I'd send you a bill for the most thorough and fastest colonoscopy ever performed. The only thing you're capable of "killing" is your own marriage, unless you did that already.

Fucking idiot.

 

[Jack]

The only thing you're capable of "killing" is your own marriage,

just celebrated our sapphire anniversary, thanks for askin'

 

[Flynn]

just celebrated our sapphire anniversary, thanks for askin'

Did you take him to an expensive restaurant?

 

[Jack]

Did you take him to an expensive restaurant?

You sound jealous.

When was the last time a man was in striking distance to that Rancid (sorry bud) vagina?

 

[Flynn]

You sound jealous.

When was the last time a man was in striking distance to that Rancid (sorry bud) vagina?

Does your husband know you talk to the opposite sex like this, when you're online?

 

[Jack]

Does your husband know you talk to the opposite sex like this, when you're online?

Dad jokes?

Really?

 

[Dove]

Thank you, Dove. Nice to see you. How are you? Hope everything is good with you.

Now, I just need to ask you a question. I'm in no way trying involve you in what's going on here. I thought it was pointless talking to these imbeciles without getting the full story from an unbiased party.

As you you are aware Biggie got a phone call. We all know this. Anyways, I was letting Lily and Murdy know that they were the only two that had an axe to grind with Biggie. So, after I explained this point very gently and about a million times to the Wondertard Twins Murdy and Lily, f-atty beluga land whale Murdy says:

"Martini could have also had it (it being Biggie's phone number)."

Here's my question, Dove:

At any time did you give Biggie's number to Martini or at any time could he have gotten Biggie's phone number when you guys spent time together? I already know the answer, but I kinda want to hear/see it from you.

Murdy's new lie is that myself or Martini gave BF Biggie's number, which really makes no sense at all, because I think you really care for Biggie and wouldn't hand it off to the likes of Martini. Additionally, who is going to give ME Biggie's phone number, Lily? Well that would make Lily a liar because she claims she never had Biggie's phone number.

Thanks for showing up. Any kind of light you can shed on this would be greatly appreciated.

I believe that it was Murdock who gave out Biggie's phone number to Lily, who then in turn gave it to BF. You'll see Murdock and Lily throw out everything including the kitchen sink as they try to blame other's, no matter how far fetched and ridiculous their rationalizations may be.

I'm very well, thank you. I hope all is good with you as well.

I have never and would never pass someone's phone number to someone else from the boards....but if i was going to do such a shit bag thing, i would never do it to Biggie.

And unless Poofer got my phone, figured out my lock code, accessed my contacts, knew which contact was Biggie (Big isn't listed in my contacts as "Biggie" and I have more than one contact with that first name....so he would have had to know Biggies first AND last name), and then knew which number was Biggies cell phone number and managed to memorize that all in under 5 minutes before I discovered him snooping through my phone, there is no way.

And I don't think any of us believe Poofer is smart and slick enough to have done that. I never left my phone just laying around.

No one doubts it was Murd who passed around Biggies PI. The thing with Murd is, she's vindictive as fuck and will do things she knows makes her a scum bag and then just deny doing it OR provide some convoluted and hair brained reason for why she did it and why it was okay.

Of course she gave Biggies number to fat Oak and of course they are both scrambling around to shift blame.

Hope that helped!

 

[Dove]

Still, I'd use her as a floatie device in a plane crash.

After I suffocated her, of course.

Jesus fucking Christ, what is wrong with you people?

Flynn and I have one civil exchange and everyone pulls their peens out and shares snuff fantasies.

Goddamn. Sometimes i get a glimpse of how dark this "community" truly is and I'm even more convinced this place is where I go to let brain rot when I'm clinically depressed.

 

[Jack]

Jesus fucking Christ, what is wrong with you people?

Flynn and I have one civil exchange and everyone pulls their peens out and shares snuff fantasies.

Goddamn. Sometimes i get a glimpse of how dark this "community" truly is and I'm even more convinced this place is where I go to let brain rot when I'm clinically depressed.

And yet, here you are.

 

[Dove]

And yet, here you are.

Yes I'm aware of that, thank you.

I'll be exfoliating extra hard in the shower today because of it.

 

[Alticus]

Jesus fucking Christ, what is wrong with you people?

Flynn and I have one civil exchange and everyone pulls their peens out and shares snuff fantasies.

Goddamn. Sometimes i get a glimpse of how dark this "community" truly is and I'm even more convinced this place is where I go to let brain rot when I'm clinically depressed.

Flynn wants my manhood.

 

[Jack]

Yes I'm aware of that, thank you.

I'll be exfoliating extra hard in the shower today because of it.

Make sure the glue on the prosthetics is dry first.

 

[Flynn]

I'm very well, thank you. I hope all is good with you as well.

I have never and would never pass someone's phone number to someone else from the boards....but if i was going to do such a shit bag thing, i would never do it to Biggie.

And unless Poofer got my phone, figured out my lock code, accessed my contacts, knew which contact was Biggie (Big isn't listed in my contacts as "Biggie" and I have more than one contact with that first name....so he would have had to know Biggies first AND last name), and then knew which number was Biggies cell phone number and managed to memorize that all in under 5 minutes before I discovered him snooping through my phone, there is no way.

And I don't think any of us believe Poofer is smart and slick enough to have done that. I never left my phone just laying around.

No one doubts it was Murd who passed around Biggies PI. The thing with Murd is, she's vindictive as fuck and will do things she knows makes her a scum bag and then just deny doing it OR provide some convoluted and hair brained reason for why she did it and why it was okay.

Of course she gave Biggies number to most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! Oak and of course they are both scrambling around to shift blame.

Hope that helped!

Just as I thought, both plump rats are trying to jump off their sinking ship, that they themselves set afloat with lies and deflections.

I knew for a giant fact that you and me are a lot of things, but I never thought that you, Lily, Murdy and myself would be involved in a phone number being passed around, and I again apologize to you and Biggie for any inconveniences my actions and the actions of Lily and Murdock may have caused.

No, I didn't think Martini would want or have the know-how on going about getting Biggie's number.

I have to agree with you on your very plausible scenario regarding Murdy and Lily. Those two definitely had a gigantic hand in Biggie's phone number being leaked.

Thank you, Dove. Even if you had given me the answer I didn't want to read. I think I'm adult enough to say that I might have been wrong about you in some respects. After the eye opening I got from Lily and Murdy, I guess I need to reevaluate my flawed logic pertaining to certain individuals like yourself and a few others. I certainly do hope you'll come around more frequently, as this place needs more female influence.

 

[Alticus]

Just as I thought, both plump rats are trying to jump off their sinking ship, that they themselves set afloat with lies and deflections.

I knew for a giant fact that you and me are a lot of things, but I never thought that you, Lily, Murdy and myself would be involved in a phone number being passed around, and I again apologize to you and Biggie for any inconveniences my actions and the actions of Lily and Murdock may have caused.

No, I didn't think Martini would want or have the know-how on going about getting Biggie's number.

I gave to agree with you on your very plausible scenario regarding Murdy and Lily. Thise two definitely had a gigantic hand in Biggie's phone number being leaked.

Thank you, Dove. Even if you had given me the answer I didn't want to read. I think I'm adult enough to say that I might have been wrong about you in some respects. After the eye opening I got from Lily and Murdy, I guess I need to reevaluate my flawed logic pertaining to certain individuals like yourself and a few others. I certainly do hope you'll come around more frequently, as this place needs more female influence.

Can I have a hug?

 

[Dove]

Just as I thought, both plump rats are trying to jump off their sinking ship, that they themselves set afloat with lies and deflections.

I knew for a giant fact that you and me are a lot of things, but I never thought that you, Lily, Murdy and myself would be involved in a phone number being passed around, and I again apologize to you and Biggie for any inconveniences my actions and the actions of Lily and Murdock may have caused.

No, I didn't think Martini would want or have the know-how on going about getting Biggie's number.

I gave to agree with you on your very plausible scenario regarding Murdy and Lily. Those two definitely had a gigantic hand in Biggie's phone number being leaked.

Thank you, Dove. Even if you had given me the answer I didn't want to read. I think I'm adult enough to say that I might have been wrong about you in some respects. After the eye opening I got from Lily and Murdy, I guess I need to reevaluate my flawed logic pertaining to certain individuals like yourself and a few others. I certainly do hope you'll come around more frequently, as this place needs more female influence.

Flynn absolutely NO ONE blames you for any of that nonsense. You have nothing to do with it.

You have nothing to apologize for. What did you do wrong here? Witnessed two disgusting pigs being disgusting pigs and said something? Biggie doesn't blame you at all and I don't either.

And while it's gross to get an unwanted phone call and a threatening VM from a scorned forum board owner....it's not some huge ordeal either.

The fat fuck wonder whale twins always do more damage to themselves showing everyone their true colors.

Did you see where they were talking about how they took a 5 day vacation together? And how they were beached poolside and STILL posting here in the shout box together? Lmao.

I drop in once in a while but I'm honestly so happy in my life right now that it's hard for me to get my head back in these dramas. I don't even argue politics anymore. I feel like every day is like a dream I never want to wake up from.

I barely have the energy to insult people but as you can see....those two make it so easy. Even in my mushy and happy emotional and mental state, I can't help but kick them. They are so awful and revolting.

Glad you are seeing them for what they are. Those of us who know will toss some warnings out but ultimately, most need to see it for themselves. And these two will always show themselves eventually.

 

[Lily]

Like she's really going to listen to you suck ass.

Remember when she told BF in a post she was willing to let this go? It was a lie. It's always a lie. She will always lie.

 

[Alticus]

Flynn absolutely NO ONE blames you for any of that nonsense. You have nothing to do with it.

You have nothing to apologize for. What did you do wrong here? Witnessed two disgusting pigs being disgusting pigs and said something? Biggie doesn't blame you at all and I don't either.

And while it's gross to get an unwanted phone call and a threatening VM from a scorned forum board owner....it's not some huge ordeal either.

The most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! fuck wonder whale twins always do more damage to themselves showing everyone their true colors.

Did you see where they were talking about how they took a 5 day vacation together? And how they were beached poolside and STILL posting here in the shout box together? Lmao.

I drop in once in a while but I'm honestly so happy in my life right now that it's hard for me to get my head back in these dramas. I don't even argue politics anymore. I feel like every day is like a dream I never want to wake up from.

I barely have the energy to insult people but as you can see....those two make it so easy. Even in my mushy and happy emotional and mental state, I can't help but kick them. They are so awful and revolting.

Glad you are seeing them for what they are. Those of us who know will toss some warnings out but ultimately, most need to see it for themselves. And these two will always show themselves eventually.

'Flynn absolutely NO ONE blames you for any of that nonsense. You have nothing to do with it."

Nah, all she did was blow years of trust by stabbing BF in the back. She's a real sweetie. Give me a fucking break.

 

[Lily]

I'm very well, thank you. I hope all is good with you as well.

I have never and would never pass someone's phone number to someone else from the boards....but if i was going to do such a shit bag thing, i would never do it to Biggie.

And unless Poofer got my phone, figured out my lock code, accessed my contacts, knew which contact was Biggie (Big isn't listed in my contacts as "Biggie" and I have more than one contact with that first name....so he would have had to know Biggies first AND last name), and then knew which number was Biggies cell phone number and managed to memorize that all in under 5 minutes before I discovered him snooping through my phone, there is no way.

And I don't think any of us believe Poofer is smart and slick enough to have done that. I never left my phone just laying around.

No one doubts it was Murd who passed around Biggies PI. The thing with Murd is, she's vindictive as fuck and will do things she knows makes her a scum bag and then just deny doing it OR provide some convoluted and hair brained reason for why she did it and why it was okay.

Of course she gave Biggies number to most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! Oak and of course they are both scrambling around to shift blame.

Hope that helped!

We all talked on the phone. I had your phone number, Joo's and Flea's.

Why are you blaming Murdy for what I did and for what happened subsequently?

Because you hate her, plain and simple.

 

[Lily]

'Flynn absolutely NO ONE blames you for any of that nonsense. You have nothing to do with it."

Nah, all she did was blow years of trust by stabbing BF in the back. She's a real sweetie. Give me a fucking break.

She only gave 20 other people the number...and some of them have posted pictures of people in his real life here at the forum. Shared some of the reasons they're info is online.

That wasn't BF or me. It was people that went digging because of what was given to them.

 

[Jack]

She only gave 20 other people the number...and somevof them have posted pictures of people in his real life here at tge forum. Shared some of the reasons they're info is online.

That wasn't BF or me. It was people that went digging because of what was given to them.

How long ago did all this take place?

 

[Lily]

How long ago did all this take place?

2 years ago or so

But Flynn will post about it for years

 

[Jack]

2 years ago or so

But Flynn will post about it for years

I was going to say, it seems done to death and long settled.

 

[Lily]

I was going to say, it seems done to death and long settled.

Yeah, but we all respond and Dove gets Flynn off her back. You see Dove was her target for years.

 

[Flynn]

She only gave 20 other people the number...and some of them have posted pictures of people in his real life here at the forum. Shared some of the reasons they're info is online.

That wasn't BF or me. It was people that went digging because of what was given to them.

I NEVER HAD BIGGIE'S PHONE NUMBER.

That would be you AND Murdy. Remember, according to Alticus and BF, Biggie's name was already out there, so I really didn't do anything. Least of all give out Biggie's phone number.

NO ONE HAD Biggie's number except you and Murdy.

Even your excuses suck.

 

[Jack]

I NEVER HAD BIGGIE'S PHONE NUMBER.

That would be you AND Murdy. Remember, according to Alticus and BF, Biggie's name was already out there, so I really didn't do anything. Least of all give out Biggie's phone number.

NO ONE HAD Biggie's number except you and Murdy.

Even your excuses suck.

Do your nipples get stiff when you post like that?

 

[Lily]

I NEVER HAD BIGGIE'S PHONE NUMBER.

That would be you AND Murdy. Remember, according to Alticus and BF, Biggie's name was already out there, so I really didn't do anything. Least of all give out Biggie's phone number.

NO ONE HAD Biggie's number except you and Murdy.

Even your excuses suck.

You gave a name. An uncommon name. He talked about where he lived and where he was moving

Don't need a phone number. Everything about most anyone can be found with a Google search.

You know this, we all know this. YOU provided that name.

 

[Flynn]

You gave a name. An uncommon name. He talked about where he lived and where he was moving

Don't need a phone number. Everything about most anyone can be found with a Google search.

You know this, we all know this. YOU provided that name.

Excuse me.

BF said he already had his name. Alticus claims it was already widely known.

So. I am innocent.

You are the one the one that gave up Biggie's phone number.

 

[Lily]

Excuse me.

BF said he already had his name. Alticus claims it was already widely known.

So. I am innocent.

You are the one the one that gave up Biggie's phone number.

I gave a name too.

BF wanted more personal information about his life. I didn't know anything much about it. We only talked about online topics.

It's why BF said I didn't know shit.

You are making shit up. Plain and simple. If Joo doesn't blame you it's because no one has really tried to harm him.

And he's desperate to remain relevant.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Can you also "guess" your way out of out this thread?

Relax, Cap'n Tryhard, you're not impressing me anyway.

 

[Cookie Monster]

So if Flynn and Dove wont scissor how about flynn scissor with Alticus's oily buttocks?

This could be an only fans hit!!!