Dove Is Hot!

[Frood]

I've only been in one strip club in all my life. Plenty of brothels though, but that's another story.

The strip club waa more of an adobe house turned into a bar in a ghetto suburb of a duty free seaside town in Latin America. I didn't want to go there but my drunken workmates were keen.

It was really dodgy. Us young bucks with a whitey in tow (me), sinking cheap strong spirits amongst older or elderly working class men who would have earned 750 bucks USD a month if they were really lucky, just glaring at the girls and silently sipping their cover drink (probably slowly getting enraged at what they had to go home to)..

The hottest stripper. Not just really hot.... but smoking fire hell hot thought she found her cashed up mark with me and made eye contact only at me.... then after her set, jumped on my lap. The old dudes were furious. She wanted me to leave the club with her. I was facing getting stabbed by her pimp in an alley or getting stabbed by the old men in an alley... or the bar staff.

She was persistent and kept trying to get me to rub her pussy while sitting stark naked on my lap. Hands clearly visible, I kept talking about my newlywed wife back in Australia who was expecting twins and how I couldn't wait to get back to her.... and eventually she got up for a few minutes and we all hoofed it out of there. The old guys I think understood. Hell, everybody understood. I was meant to be rolled.... possibly knifed. At least beat to an inch of my life. My workmates were scared shitless too. They were brown skinned gringos in that town as an aside and one of them.... the fat one got rolled at knife point for 3 phones (1 personal, 2 work), wallet, and jewelry by a cab driver who dropped him off 8 blocks from where he was meant to arrive, obviously a tidy little money making endeavor in that town.... and a day after the strip club, he got robbed on the street at knife point again....

It became a joke amongst us... Go with the gringo, not with the gordo.

But damnnnnn.... that stripper was hot. She was Bolivian... probably illegally there and maybe trafficked.

We were all surprised... Bolivia isn't exactly known for its supermodels... or Peru. She had to be of mixed blood or former aristocracy down the genetic line.

 

[realgrimm]

I've only been in one strip club in all my life. Plenty of brothels though, but that's another story.

The strip club waa more of an adobe house turned into a bar in a ghetto suburb of a duty free seaside town in Latin America. I didn't want to go there but my drunken workmates were keen.

It was really dodgy. Us young bucks with a whitey in tow (me), sinking cheap strong spirits amongst older or elderly working class men who would have earned 750 bucks USD a month if they were really lucky, just glaring at the girls and silently sipping their cover drink (probably slowly getting enraged at what they had to go home to)..

The hottest stripper. Not just really hot.... but smoking fire hell hot thought she found her cashed up mark with me and made eye contact only at me.... then after her set, jumped on my lap. The old dudes were furious. She wanted me to leave the club with her. I was facing getting stabbed by her pimp in an alley or getting stabbed by the old men in an alley... or the bar staff.

She was persistent and kept trying to get me to rub her pussy while sitting stark naked on my lap. Hands clearly visible, I kept talking about my newlywed wife back in Australia who was expecting twins and how I couldn't wait to get back to her.... and eventually she got up for a few minutes and we all hoofed it out of there. The old guys I think understood. Hell, everybody understood. I was meant to be rolled.... possibly knifed. At least beat to an inch of my life. My workmates were scared shitless too. They were brown skinned gringos in that town as an aside and one of them.... the fat one got rolled at knife point for 3 phones (1 personal, 2 work), wallet, and jewelry by a cab driver who dropped him off 8 blocks from where he was meant to arrive, obviously a tidy little money making endeavor in that town.... and a day after the strip club, he got robbed on the street at knife point again....

It became a joke amongst us... Go with the gringo, not with the gordo.

But damnnnnn.... that stripper was hot. She was Bolivian... probably illegally there and maybe trafficked.

We were all surprised... Bolivia isn't exactly known for its supermodels... or Peru. She had to be of mixed blood or former aristocracy down the genetic line.

Its funny how many things the bouncer at a strip club is responsible for, we gotta keep pimps out, find a reliable in house dealer, and also have 2-3 cabbies only on personal cell phone for all the girls and staff drunk customers were left for other cabbies .. keeps everything in check

 

[Frood]

Its funny how many things the bouncer at a strip club is responsible for, we gotta keep pimps out, find a reliable in house dealer, and also have 2-3 cabbies only on personal cell phone for all the girls and staff drunk customers were left for other cabbies .. keeps everything in check

So the cabbie scam was present even in Florida at the time? Or was the level of it not so high, but still happened occasionally?

 

[Joe]

At Penthouse, and Hustler a private dance was 40 dollars. Thats one song. I ALWAYS negotiated and never did one. I'd do 3 for 100.

The 30 minute VIP was 275 dollars and I kept 200. The hour was 900 and I kept 700.

And yes men actually paid these prices. When I first started there I thought....no way in fuck is a man gonna pay that. Oh they DO.

Mardi gras down there is WILD. Or was back then.

I think in most of North America we are not being honest or open about these sort of things @Dove . Or in our society we're not allowed to express our attitudes towards it It is still a taboo we're never supposed to talk about. And strippers are still regarded as being the fringes of society.

 

[Frood]

 

[Murdy]

Its interesting how you are the only person here who feels the need to nonstop tell everyone you have "finacail independence".

Do you need us all to validate you for paying your own bills finally after years of you staying married just for financial reasons?

Ooh no… from the depths of my heart I am truly sooooo happy for you that every single creep you’ve ever incessantly complained about has now joined your hypervigilant pelvic thrusting, karmic jumping circus.

 

[wizer]

Funny I found a Dove mauling photo my friend wanted me to pose for for some photography project she was doing.

Best i can do lol

It is not!

 

[Adam Hitler]

'Atta boy Alticus, it's about time you started showing an interest towards real life women rather than those featuring in your vintage VHS porn tapes. They'll all be old as fuck now anyway...

 

[wizer]

I think in most of North America we are not being honest or open about these sort of things @Dove . Or in our society we're not allowed to express our attitudes towards it It is still a taboo we're never supposed to talk about. And strippers are still regarded as being the fringes of society.

@Dove

Perhaps you can answer a question that I've had for about 40 years. It rarely crosses my mind but when it does because something reminds me, it brings me back over 4 decades and I get a visual almost as clear as it was then, although if failing memory incorrectly fills in some of the blanks I'll never know. But it happened. And it was weird.

This would have been circa 1982. I was in southeast Florida on a scuba diving trip during school break and met up with a few buddies that were classmates of mine in optometry school. One of them lived down there.

One night we went to a popular strip club. One of the sweet sexy dancers caught my eye and after her set she came right over and sat on my lap and chatted friendly wth me and a bit with my buddies who expressed some surprise and jealousy.

Of course I figured I was simply the next target to fill her G string but after a few minutes of me gently caressding her arm or other non-erogenous body area she suddenly got up, went back on stage, did her thing, and again returned to my lap and continued chatting with me like a good friend and not doing anything overtly sexual.

Of course I eventually pulled out my wallet but before I could even so much as remove a bill she smiled and waved me off and told me to put my money away.

When we ultimately got up to leave she gave me another great smile and a wave goodbye and that was it.

Me and my buddies were like "What was that about? She kept coming back to you and refused to take your money?"

Any thoughts? Do strippers tend to pick a safe looking guy to hang out with between dances? Was she hoping I'd invite her to my place so she'd get a big payoff?

 

[Fredricka]

@Dove

Perhaps you can answer a question that I've had for about 40 years. It rarely crosses my mind but when it does because something reminds me, it brings me back over 4 decades and I get a visual almost as clear as it was then, although if failing memory incorrectly fills in some of the blanks I'll never know. But it happened. And it was weird.

This would have been circa 1982. I was in southeast Florida on a scuba diving trip during school break and met up with a few buddies that were classmates of mine in optometry school. One of them lived down there.

One night we went to a popular strip club. One of the sweet sexy dancers caught my eye and after her set she came right over and sat on my lap and chatted friendly wth me and a bit with my buddies who expressed some surprise and jealousy.

Of course I figured I was simply the next target to fill her G string but after a few minutes of me gently caressding her arm or other non-erogenous body area she suddenly got up, went back on stage, did her thing, and again returned to my lap and continued chatting with me like a good friend and not doing anything overtly sexual.

Of course I eventually pulled out my wallet but before I could even so much as remove a bill she smiled and waved me off and told me to put my money away.

When we ultimately got up to leave she gave me another great smile and a wave goodbye and that was it.

Me and my buddies were like "What was that about? She kept coming back to you and refused to take your money?"

Any thoughts? Do strippers tend to pick a safe looking guy to hang out with between dances? Was she hoping I'd invite her to my place so she'd get a big payoff?

Dove, just start him a wizer is hot thread, I can't be doing with these long posts

 

[wizer]

Dove, just start him a wizer is hot thread, I can't be doing with these long posts

This story is 40 years ago. It wouldn't happen today. The last time I asked a woman if we could have sex she said yes but only if you untie me afterwards and let me go.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I wonder how many females fell victim to Wizer's "forgotten chequebook" routine on dates back in his heyday...

 

[wizer]

I wonder how many females fell victim to Wizer's "forgotten chequebook" routine on dates back in his heyday...

They were all so smitten by me they insisted on paying in the hopes they would be picked.

 

[Dove]

@Dove

Perhaps you can answer a question that I've had for about 40 years. It rarely crosses my mind but when it does because something reminds me, it brings me back over 4 decades and I get a visual almost as clear as it was then, although if failing memory incorrectly fills in some of the blanks I'll never know. But it happened. And it was weird.

This would have been circa 1982. I was in southeast Florida on a scuba diving trip during school break and met up with a few buddies that were classmates of mine in optometry school. One of them lived down there.

One night we went to a popular strip club. One of the sweet sexy dancers caught my eye and after her set she came right over and sat on my lap and chatted friendly wth me and a bit with my buddies who expressed some surprise and jealousy.

Of course I figured I was simply the next target to fill her G string but after a few minutes of me gently caressding her arm or other non-erogenous body area she suddenly got up, went back on stage, did her thing, and again returned to my lap and continued chatting with me like a good friend and not doing anything overtly sexual.

Of course I eventually pulled out my wallet but before I could even so much as remove a bill she smiled and waved me off and told me to put my money away.

When we ultimately got up to leave she gave me another great smile and a wave goodbye and that was it.

Me and my buddies were like "What was that about? She kept coming back to you and refused to take your money?"

Any thoughts? Do strippers tend to pick a safe looking guy to hang out with between dances? Was she hoping I'd invite her to my place so she'd get a big payoff?

Yeah thry do. I doubt she was hoping to get paid for sex or even have any sex. Sometimes they just pick a table of customers to hang out with.

She may have been doing REALLY well that night and wasnt driven to hustle, or she was doing really poorly and figured "fuck it ill just hang out".

I had some big wig guy in pharmaceuticals, he was in his mid to late 60s and he would come in all the time. He had been married several times. Had adult children and grandchildren. He always sat at the same table and we would sit with him all the time. He used to call me his future ex wife and told me one night he was thinking about me and wanted to just buy me a house and skip the whole marriage and divorce thing lol. He rarely if ever got dances, but sometimes he wanted to go to the VIP rooms. I never pushed or tried to get him to do it, he would show up already knowing if he wanted to do that or not.

I also noticed when I sat with him I made more money from other customers. Which is odd until you realize how fucking competitive men are.

As much as it icks me out now, I preferred middle aged and older male customers and my regulars were always 20 plus years older than me. But these ones never pushed boundaries, never fell in love and wanted to "save" me, never begged for any sort of sexual acts. The older men just wanted to talk for hours, enjoy my beauty, and have a good fucking time. And they were able and willing to pay VERY well to do so with me. Older men never needed to be directed. They had the money. They clearly understood what I do is a job and im doing it for money. Expectations were always clear and honored. They were also A LOT more fun somehow than younger men. They dont take themselves nearly as seriously. The older men would always let you know right away what they were planning to spend money on and if it wasn't dances they'd tell you that.

And the older men have better and more laid back energy. Dealing with younger ones can be a lot of fun buts its a lot of psychological warfare.

Most strippers back then were NOT prostituting.....nowadays I hear its much different. A lot will do straight up sex work or try being content creators. They all have OF pages now.

 

[Dove]

Ooh no… from the depths of my heart I am truly sooooo happy for you that every single creep you’ve ever incessantly complained about has now joined your hypervigilant pelvic thrusting, karmic jumping circus.

Lmao Murd, I have never complained about anyone. Let alone "incessantly".

Its so funny how people who hate me ....in your case enough to hope I die (keep your fingers crossed, Murd!) have to make up the stupidiest shit to have something to say. What does your butt hurt response have to do with what I said that you quoted?

Let me help you out. Men are kind if like cats. If you want their attention and affection, you have to act like you dont want it.

If he says "Hey! How goes it?" and your response is to immediately "present" yourself.....that is going to have the opposite impact. Unless he IS a creep. Only creeps love unsolicited nudes in their DMs.

 

[Dove]

I think in most of North America we are not being honest or open about these sort of things @Dove . Or in our society we're not allowed to express our attitudes towards it It is still a taboo we're never supposed to talk about. And strippers are still regarded as being the fringes of society.

I mean today? More young women are doing OFs.

Which is sad as fuck. Strippers arent a fringe but it is a dying industry.

 

[wizer]

Yeah thry do. I doubt she was hoping to get paid for sex or even have any sex. Sometimes they just pick a table of customers to hang out with.

Yeah probably something like that. Except she chose to hang out on my lap. Maybe I seemed safe which is rather ironic.

 

[Dove]

Yeah probably something like that. Except she chose to hang out on my lap. Maybe I seemed safe which is rather ironic.

Thats pretty normal. Strippers will absolutely help themselves to your lap lol.

 

[wizer]

Thats pretty normal. Strippers will absolutely help themselves to your lap lol.

That still happens to me now.

Except it's mainly feral cats.

 

[Dove]

That still happens to me now.

Except it's mainly feral cats.

Sounds like a major upgrade ♡

I wake up every single morning to my cat, Prudence Von Puff (Prudey), doing a full sin biscut dance on me lol.

 

[Frood]

Lmao Murd, I have never complained about anyone. Let alone "incessantly".

Its so funny how people who hate me ....in your case enough to hope I die (keep your fingers crossed, Murd!) have to make up the stupidiest shit to have something to say. What does your butt hurt response have to do with what I said that you quoted?

Let me help you out. Men are kind if like cats. If you want their attention and affection, you have to act like you dont want it.

If he says "Hey! How goes it?" and your response is to immediately "present" yourself.....that is going to have the opposite impact. Unless he IS a creep. Only creeps love unsolicited nudes in their DMs.

Women are more like cats than men. The more rocks you throw at women, the more interested they are in you... especially the vain hot ones.

Seeing through hot bitches like they don't even exist and the vibe detected is my superpower... well, one of them.

I'm also psychic about pizza and soft drink deliveries.

 

[wizer]

Sounds like a major upgrade ♡

I wake up every single morning to my cat, Prudence Von Puff (Prudey), doing a full sin biscut dance on me lol.

We've softened up to the formerly feral cats and letting more inside. Between them, 3 dogs, and the occasional bullied rabbit the house is becoming a zoo.

 

[Dove]

Women are more like cats than men. The more rocks you throw at women, the more interested they are in you... especially the vain hot ones.

Seeing through hot bitches like they don't even exist and the vibe detected is my superpower... well, one of them.

I'm also psychic about pizza and soft drink deliveries.

Only the ones with shit self esteem respond to that.

Im the complete opposite. I like a guy (that im into) to be utterly obsessed with me. If he isnt....I just lose interest. Its not fun if im not being heaped with praise simply for existing lol.

But yes you are correct. This is the psychology I was talking about with X actually.

 

[Frood]

Only the ones with shit self esteem respond to that.

Im the complete opposite. I like a guy (that im into) to be utterly obsessed with me. If he isnt....I just lose interest. Its not fun if im not being heaped with praise simply for existing lol.

But yes you are correct. This is the psychology I was talking about with X actually.

If I saw a hot blonde back in the day, I'd flirt with her brunette average looking friend. Then again the same setup around the bar until hot blondes were having a brawl with each other and I'd walk out with the best brunette.

It's mostly not a stereotype.... blondes are dumb.

 

[Dove]

If I saw a hot blonde back in the day, I'd flirt with her brunette average looking friend. Then again the same setup around the bar until hot blondes were having a brawl with each other and I'd walk out with the best brunette.

It's mostly not a stereotype.... blondes are dumb.

I had my super hot blonde best friend. She ended up committing suicide back in 2016.

She was stunning. And down to earth and intelligent. She suffered bipolar and had bad substance abuse issues.

She only ever dated TRASH. Just absolute garbage men. She was hung up on the one that introduced her to heroin. Some scrubby white bum named Dennis who talked hood. Didn't work. Always had excuses. Just a total fucking scrote. She was so far out of his league it was vulgar.

She could pull quality men and she did. She always ended up chosing these bum scum bags. It just never made any sense to me.

Shes the one whose dad was in love with me but blew his chances when I agreed to a date with him and he relied on his wealth and went into how hot I looked in my shorts and bakini top over at their house....when I was 16 SMH. I still have his unhinged love letters lol.

 

[wizer]

I agreed to a date with him and he relied on his wealth and went into how hot I looked in my shorts and bakini top over at their house....when I was 16 SMH.

Ok I'm ready now. Please continue.

 

[Dove]

Ok I'm ready now. Please continue.

Staaahhhpp it lol

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Tarte has great mascara. Also Wonderskin is a great brand....I have the eyeliner, mascara, 5 lip stains and lip oil from them and I love it.

Jefree Star also has a good mascara if you can get past the name "fuck proof".

I gave up liquid eyeliner a long time ago....I go with gel and the Wonderskin ones. Thrive is also pretty good.

My oldest wears no makeup ever. My 20 year old loves it. She goes goth a lot. My Squish (9 year old....midlife crisis baby) LOVES make up lol.

Thank you, I'll try those out! I don't mind spending the money as long as I know it's going to be good. What I don't like doing is buying useless stuff.
I really thought my daughter was going to end up grunge/goth but at some point she found her own style. She's very much her mother's daughter, only a brighter, sunnier version lol.