Duty Free at Charles de Gaulle airport, you can pick up a bottle of Louis XIII for a mere $35,408 euros

That's the best you can do?

Make up some lame excuse? I certainly do hope you've figured out how many days there are in a month depending on the month. :LOL3:

In the meantime? You and I both know you're on this forum 24 hours a day. Who are you trying to fool?

Just face it Jack, you're a bitch.
Eat a dozen dicks.

And get some new material while you're at it, limpy.