Evangelical Pastor sounds of on "political" Christians

[Lily]

 

[Lily]

No comment?

 

[The Prowler]

No comment?

What does "sounds of on" even mean?!?!?!

 

[Lily]

Ooh, you got me on a typo.

A sin! How ironic.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

The 11th commandment is thou shalt not make words confusing.

 

[Lily]

The 11th commandment is thou shalt not make words confusing.

I must repent!

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I must repent!

Confess thy sins or suffer the wrath of the Almighty Spellchecker!

 

[Lily]

Confess thy sins or suffer the wrath of the Almighty Spellchecker!

It was a sin of omission and not of commission.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

It was a lie of omission and not of commission.

In that case two hail Marys and watch your keyboard in the future.

 

[The Prowler]

Fuck these people are dumb.

Fat @Lily and Tard #2 cannot figure out that I was poking fun at Slow @Lily for her plea for a response: "No comment?"

A) Obviously people did not have a comment. The lack of response to the OP should have been your first hint, you dope.

B) I made a joke about you not picking-up on A), you fat miserable asshole. It was just a pleasant joke.

See, you miserable pig, I could have said "Obviously people do not have a comment. The lack of response to the OP should have been your first hint, you dope.".

But instead, I lightened it up a bit by making a reference to a simple typo.

That should have made it clear to you that I was saying "No, you dumb bitch, nobody has a comment on the OP!" but in a nice way.

The problem is that you are stupid. You and Tard #2 both go by The Internet Rules For (Real Life) Dummies guide book and immediately think "Oh oh!! That was a typo comment!!! A spellcheck comment!!! Any spellcheck or grammar or typo comment is BAD!!!!!"

No.

Common.

Sense.

 

[Admin.]

Fuck these people are dumb.

Fat @Lily and Tard #2 cannot figure out that I was poking fun at Slow @Lily for her plea for a response: "No comment?"

A) Obviously people did not have a comment. The lack of response to the OP should have been your first hint, you dope.

B) I made a joke about you not picking-up on A), you fat miserable asshole. It was just a pleasant joke.

See, you miserable pig, I could have said "Obviously people do not have a comment. The lack of response to the OP should have been your first hint, you dope.".

But instead, I lightened it up a bit by making a reference to a simple typo.

That should have made it clear to you that I was saying "No, you dumb bitch, nobody has a comment on the OP!" but in a nice way.

The problem is that you are stupid. You and Tard #2 both go by The Internet Rules For (Real Life) Dummies guide book and immediately think "Oh oh!! That was a typo comment!!! A spellcheck comment!!! Any spellcheck or grammar or typo comment is BAD!!!!!"

No.

Common.

Sense.

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
Engines pumping and thumping in time
The green light flashes, the flags go up
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns
Their prowess is potent and secretly stern

He's going the distance
He's going for speed
She's all alone (all alone)
All alone in her time of need

 

[Lily]

Faster, Zoom Zoom Zoom!

So much anger and rage over, let me see, uhm, nothing!

And so many words. My goodness!

 

[The New Holliday]

I listened to over 1 minute and I agree in essence, which is why I am not very political myself. or
as I was about to write ... why I myself am not very political.

 

[Lily]

I listened to over 1 minute and I agree in essence, which is why I am not very political myself. or
as I was about to write ... why I myself am not very political.

He is certainly taking them to task for their pretense at Christianity.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Fuck these people are dumb.

Fat @Lily and Tard #2 cannot figure out that I was poking fun at Slow @Lily for her plea for a response: "No comment?"

A) Obviously people did not have a comment. The lack of response to the OP should have been your first hint, you dope.

B) I made a joke about you not picking-up on A), you fat miserable asshole. It was just a pleasant joke.

See, you miserable pig, I could have said "Obviously people do not have a comment. The lack of response to the OP should have been your first hint, you dope.".

But instead, I lightened it up a bit by making a reference to a simple typo.

That should have made it clear to you that I was saying "No, you dumb bitch, nobody has a comment on the OP!" but in a nice way.

The problem is that you are stupid. You and Tard #2 both go by The Internet Rules For (Real Life) Dummies guide book and immediately think "Oh oh!! That was a typo comment!!! A spellcheck comment!!! Any spellcheck or grammar or typo comment is BAD!!!!!"

No.

Common.

Sense.

Geez, tell me how you really feel.

 

[Lily]

Geez, tell me how you really feel.

What an emotional mess he is...

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

What an emotional mess he is...

If it was possible to buy someone an internet beer, I'd gladly offer him one.

 

[The New Holliday]

I think some colors might have been to good effect, don't you?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I think some colors might have been to good effect, don't you?

We need more puce, fuscha, and mauve.

 

[Lily]

If it was possible to buy someone an internet beer, I'd gladly offer him one.

That's very kind.

 

[The Prowler]

So much anger and rage over, let me see, uhm, nothing!

And so many words. My goodness!

Fat @Lily picks a fight....

Gets stomped.

Then claims that there is "anger and rage".

@Lily, when you get stomped, it is just that you are so stompable.

No anger or rage required!!

Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[The Prowler]

If it was possible to buy someone an internet beer, I'd gladly offer him one.

You can send me money via email.

Beers around here cost about $50 each.

I know it is hard to believe.

I will PM you the email address.

 

[Lily]

Fat @Lily picks a fight....

Gets stomped.

Then claims that there is "anger and rage".

@Lily, when you get stomped, it is just that you are so stompable.

No anger or rage required!!

Hahahahaha!!!!

If you don't see the problem with wanting to stomp someone for no reason, then you can't be helped.

 

[Admin.]

Fat @Lily picks a fight....

Gets stomped.

Then claims that there is "anger and rage".

@Lily, when you get stomped, it is just that you are so stompable.

No anger or rage required!!

Hahahahaha!!!!

Do you ever put on your belt and nothing else, and dance with yourself in the mirror?

 

[The Prowler]

If you don't see the problem with wanting to stomp someone for no reason, then you can't be helped.

Oh shut up, you whiny victim!

You went on a 6 post rant over a little joke about your typo.

You asked for a stomping and you got it.

 

[The Prowler]

Do you ever put on your belt and nothing else, and dance with yourself in the mirror?

"Someone" is hoping for pictures!!!!

 

[Lily]

Oh shut up, you whiny victim!

You went on a 6 post rant over a little joke about your typo.

You asked for a stomping and you got it.

We were joking about your obsession with WINNING, uhm, NOTHING. You melted down, fart face.

 

[The Prowler]

We were joking about your obsession with WINNING, uhm, NOTHING. You melted down, fart face.

Wrong, Fat @Lily.

Pointing out that you are Fat, Stupid, and Angry is enjoyable for me.

BTW, you should thank me for breathing a little life into your shitty thread.

"No comment?"

Hahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Lily]

Wrong, Fat @Lily.

Pointing out that you are Fat, Stupid, and Angry is enjoyable for me.

BTW, you should thank me for breathing a little life into your shitty thread.

"No comment?"

Hahahahaha!!!!!

You're an angry rage filled little man. About two inches tall, emotionally.

 

[The Prowler]

You're an angry rage filled little man. About two inches tall, emotionally.

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!