Evidence of a major Barbie scandal has emerged.

[Cookie Monster]

Evidence has emerged of @UncleDiLF Barbie-PLEASE ASS BOX ME! posters to join him in his heinous and immoral acts.

As can be seen in the above photograph Dilf has been working for Barbie after swearing allegiance. This picture was produced by our star witness @Weeg.
Countless allegations of proselytising and PLEASE ASS BOX ME! in the name of Barbie have arrived in my inbox.

After discussing this with mods and higher ups it has been decided to appoint special investigators to gather evidence to have an Australian style trial on these boards.

Special investigators,
@cw_
@reaper
@Admin.

 

[Weeg]

There is DNA evidence on a defiled BARBIE DOLL!!

 

[Seamajor]

DNA never lies. What a tragedy

 

[Gabbo]

This sounds very serious. We are all so fortunate that this investigation is in such capable hands.

Your service is applauded.

 

[Cookie Monster]

A correction.

When I said a discussion with mods I mean't "mods in the loop", this of course means @Flynn knows nothing of this.

I am sorry if my original post was misleading.

 

[cw_]

My investigation uncovered a voice recording of DiFL declaring LOUD and PROUD that
he has a ken doll head and leg up his ass.
DiLF also keeps barbie pron on his computer and on 3 separate thumb drives.

 

[Lily]

So far, the evidence is damning.

 

[Cookie Monster]

I have been given a publicity poster for dilf's upcoming book.

 

[Lily]

I am going to see Barbie with my kiddo. We are the only two females in households that are male dominated. Translation: none of them would go with us.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

I thought this thread was going to be about my dreamboat Ryan Gosling?

Fuck this disrespect. I'm out.

 

[Lily]

I thought this thread was going to be about my dreamboat Ryan Gosling?

Fuck this disrespect. I'm out.

Ryan is the cutest douche in the Barbie movie for sure. He handled the role well.

 

[AnnaConda]

I loved Barbie as a kid…..my childhood memories have been shattered

 

[Lily]

I loved Barbie as a kid…..my childhood memories have been shattered

I wasn't into dolls as a kid, not even Barbie. My nose was always in a book or playing outside.

 

[AnnaConda]

I wasn't into dolls as a kid, not even Barbie. My nose was always in a book or playing outside.

My sister and I literally played Barbie’s for hours on end when we were kids.

 

[Lily]

My sister and I literally played Barbie’s for hours on end when we were kids.

My daughter liked Barbies too. She even made clothes for them.

 

[AnnaConda]

My daughter liked Barbies too. She even made clothes for them.

So did we!! We made Barbie’s school & restaurants that served play-doh food

 

[X]

So did we!! We made Barbie’s school & restaurants that served play-doh food

whoo are you ? who /// who ?

HI !

did you know I am the moast hamndsomest here ? you're welcome... but don't get any ideas lass, I've a jealous E-lover in @cw_

 

[X]

@UncleDiLF fuels up on Hotdawg's before every Barbie grope ..

 

[Master Pu]

Jeeesus Christ brah^^
How's those moonbuds coming along?

 

[LotusBud]

When you really think about it, Barbie is a really strange name.

 

[Lily]

When you really think about it, Barbie is a really strange name.

The inventor named the doll Barbie after her daughter, Barbara.

 

[LotusBud]

The inventor named the doll Barbie after her daughter, Barbara.

Yeah. I knew it was short for Barbara. It just sounds grating to my ear.

 

[cw_]

Barbie looks pretty pissed at FiLTh right now.