I didn't take any pictures the last time I went to the zoo, pretending I was an elephant. I'm circumcised so it didn't work out so well. Now, those dumps all have different rules for different species: Don't repeatedly punch the glass for the terrified fish; Don't drunkenly jump down into any of the small spaces imprisoning big cats you wanna pet; Don't fuck niggers here or anywhere else.
I did a bit of snooping and Google Images shows the chimps ^above near the end of the
first page. You gotta do some scrollin' to get the bearable chimpouts a-rollin'. Hypocrites. You all wore the same faces as you kept climbing down the ladder looking for something moderately attractive.
Now go put on your white pointed dunce caps (get one from Vile, she owns tons of stupid hats), you bigots. The nerve, the
neeeeerve of you hypocrites! Well, y'all do have more self-respect than the faggy crew that has dedicated their embarrassing existence by spamming this tiny board non-stop. I'd personally march right down to their rickety bridge/home and bitch-slap the first fugly face I saw into sometime next week. The next would be so shockingly loud that the birds in a five-mile radius would all instantly shit on cars and people under them. I'd then record the hysterical reactions of the rest of them like that time Brentv's meltdown was so fucking hilarious
he actually made the Drudge Report!
But I can't. I'm banned from the remaining flame forums for flaming. I know, I know. Not a single poster left would agree to meet me in a formal, reputation meter moving Call Out. Not even under a different nic with a bevy of shitty ghostwriters that my victim would blame after taking another loss...
SSS
- need a fake driver's license?
