Fine Ass JEWISH men

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Ever wonder why they are referred to as “the chosen ones” ~ I’ll give you one hint lol
 

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In all seriousness, Zac Efron isn't bad looking

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if not swiped from the cradle, not worth the jewish mother-in-law
'oh my boy is the best, the children will be jewish....'

Pardon?
somehow, part of my post got caught in the nested reply (look). i said this

if not swiped from the cradle, not worth the jewish mother-in-law
'oh my boy is the best, the children will be jewish....'

Well, there is that. lol In any case, marriage doesn't have to be the goal.
 

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In all seriousness, Zac Efron isn't bad looking

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if not swiped from the cradle, not worth the jewish mother-in-law
'oh my boy is the best, the children will be jewish....'

Pardon?
somehow, part of my post got caught in the nested reply (look). i said this

if not swiped from the cradle, not worth the jewish mother-in-law
'oh my boy is the best, the children will be jewish....'

Well, there is that. lol In any case, marriage doesn't have to be the goal.


i only say that cuz thats how THEY think lol

within 5 mins they bring up how 'btw' they r jewish and how it doesnt matter...

like they r tearing the band-aid off real fast instead of drawing out the rejection lol
 

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I saw Jake in the store once. Not only is he Jewish, but he's quite tall. Nummy.
 

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Satan: I have come to take you to the depths of HE-

Me: WOW! You are tall!

Santa: Thanks.

Me: How tall are you?

Satan: I dunno, 6’ 6” or 6’ 11” with horns…

Me: (twirling my hair) *giggles* omg “with horns” you are so funny!
 

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Satan: I have come to take you to the depths of HE-

Me: WOW! You are tall!

Santa: Thanks.

Me: How tall are you?

Satan: I dunno, 6’ 6” or 6’ 11” with horns…

Me: (twirling my hair) *giggles* omg “with horns” you are so funny!

I had a 6'7" Jewish boyfriend. I mean, I just can't...
 

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Satan: I have come to take you to the depths of HE-

Me: WOW! You are tall!

Santa: Thanks.

Me: How tall are you?

Satan: I dunno, 6’ 6” or 6’ 11” with horns…

Me: (twirling my hair) *giggles* omg “with horns” you are so funny!

I had a 6'7" Jewish boyfriend. I mean, I just can't...

I'm not trying to start "omg proof Big is short AF" stuff.....I'm well aware how this will be translated.

But why the fuck are so many women fixated on height? I get not wanting to date men shorter than you.....but 6'7? I would need a step ladder. I'm exactly 5 feet. Okay maybe 5' 1