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Hey that's no way to talk about a beautiful penis with a stylish modification you kike
What’s the gauge of your apadravya? Mine’s 00ga(10mm) although I often drop back to 4ga(5mm) so can pee standing up in public urinals without the hassle of having to use a shit can to piss. Sometimes I just take it out completely, but have to block two holes to piss straight, kinda like playing a skin flute!
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