Four word tale of......

[Seamajor]

That’s not really important

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Your upsetting my gollywog...

 

[Matt Smith]

Please don't upset gollywog

 

[Swamp-Duck]

He will find you...

He WILL kill you...

 

[Breakfall]

But...he is black!?

 

[Matt Smith]

How black is he?

 

[Seamajor]

The ace of spades

 

[Matt Smith]

Do you play cards?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I am a cheat...

 

[Seamajor]

Do you play Bridge?

 

[Matt Smith]

What kind of Bridge?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

A bridge too far...

 

[Matt Smith]

How far is it?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Bugged up satnav far...

 

[Breakfall]

Country living is awesome...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I prefer the city...

 

[Matt Smith]

Big ass city livin

 

[Breakfall]

Big-bottomed girls rock

 

[TheHaze]

When jerking my cock -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Carefully with small tweezers...

 

[Matt Smith]

Don't cut your fingers

 

[Breakfall]

Dive in head-first...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

People piss in pools...

 

[TheHaze]

Also in there spa -

 

[Matt Smith]

Is there any tea?

 

[TheHaze]

Watch my dick piss -

 

[Matt Smith]

I pooped my pants

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I need a holiday...

 

[Breakfall]

Having one next week...

 

[Breakfall]

Going on a surf trip...