@Garraty47

Lily said:
I can't risk you losing your mind in lust and coming to look for me in real life. Too dangerous. I'm quite buttoned down, publicly. But in an intimate setting...no tienes la primer idea.
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I'm just playing, meeting girls off of boards unless it was a huge party thing or anything would just be too cringe for me lol, I'm not chatting you up fs lol I'm just chatting shit but it would be awesome if you could pick say 60 people you've met on forums to meet for a mega party! THere would be laughs and there would be blood and tears! X has said shit abouit me mum and I've said shit about his kids but we would put that away to fuck, it wouldn't matter coz as much as the guys a douche he my douche.... ermmm that sounds wrong but I'll leave coz fuck it Im daft... I'd embarrass break straight away, I'd bring extra clothes, he can choose to sit broken like a man or if he can handle himself and I'm even stevns we'll call it a draw and be pals on molly then I'd slash fuck out him in the morning and leave, at least he'd still be breathing.... A lot of fuckers round my way would've put a kitchen devil through his chest! ppppffftttt Fuck violence break wouldn't be invited who am I kidding! lol wooohhohohoohohohhohohohohohhhoooooooooo
 
SHAMPAIN said:
I'm just playing, meeting girls off of boards unless it was a huge party thing or anything would just be too cringe for me lol, I'm not chatting you up fs lol I'm just chatting shit but it would be awesome if you could pick say 60 people you've met on forums to meet for a mega party! THere would be laughs and there would be blood and tears! X has said shit abouit me mum and I've said shit about his kids but we would put that away to fuck, it wouldn't matter coz as much as the guys a douche he my douche.... ermmm that sounds wrong but I'll leave coz fuck it Im daft... I'd embarrass break straight away, I'd bring extra clothes, he can choose to sit broken like a man or if he can handle himself and I'm even stevns we'll call it a draw and be pals on molly then I'd slash fuck out him in the morning and leave, at least he'd still be breathing.... A lot of fuckers round my way would've put a kitchen devil through his chest! ppppffftttt Fuck violence break wouldn't be invited who am I kidding! lol wooohhohohoohohohhohohohohohhhoooooooooo
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Everything in that post was tongue in cheek. It was all in fun. Well, some of it is real. I am a serious sort with people I don't know well.

While you were gone some of us got on Discord chats. It was fun and people are friendly and civil in that format. At least, in my experience.
 
Lily said:
Nope, me either. But, I'm always ready to smoke the peace pipe, Shamp. Even with my most serious "foes"/detractors. They just have to be sincere and knock the shit off.

I have only ever smoked weed, eaten edibles or gotten drunk (ages ago). My bf at the time gave me an edible and gave me too much. I was on a beach and was basically catatonic. It was god awful. LOL I was overwhelmed. Was car sick coming home...I missed out on the fun because I just sat on the sand with my arms around my knees, holding myself up. hahaha

It's funny now.
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You must try MDMA Lily, I'm saying this to you as a friend it is a feeling every human being should experience even just once and it's the safest drug out there, especially now with the kits and the powder... You can strt with a tiny bit then another tiny bit and so on, iyt's not like coke where you kinda waste it if you take a shady line first... I would send you some of the MDMA I can get for free (only a little though) to a PO box or whatever you have in America, honest it's a magical drug! You feel so connected to people, real fuckin joy and love in your heart its bliss man
 
Lily said:
Everything in that post was tongue in cheek. It was all in fun. Well, some of it is real. I am a serious sort with people I don't know well.

While you were gone some of us got on Discord chats. It was fun and people are friendly and civil in that format. At least, in my experience.
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Always me rthat gets left out hmmmpppffff
 
SHAMPAIN said:
You must try MDMA Lily, I'm saying this to you as a friend it is a feeling every human being should experience even just once and it's the safest drug out there, especially now with the kits and the powder... You can strt with a tiny bit then another tiny bit and so on, iyt's not like coke where you kinda waste it if you take a shady line first... I would send you some of the MDMA I can get for free (only a little though) to a PO box or whatever you have in America, honest it's a magical drug! You feel so connected to people, real fuckin joy and love in your heart its bliss man
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It's a federal crime to get drugs in the mail. LOL

My partner has a doctorate in chemistry. He knows how to synthesize drugs. He did in his academic years, psilocybin, analog of mescalin, LSD...

He's a very confident man. So when he did cocaine he was even larger than life than his regular self. He said that in the midst of his high he realized he was fucking obnoxious, but there was nothing he could do but wait for it to wear off, I guess. He decided it wasn't for him. HAHAHAHA Can you image...looking at yourself and thinking WTF am I an asshole or what?

:LOL3::LOL3::LOL3::LOL3:
 
Seamajor said:
Necessary?
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Ja…dis fokken hilarious given the “who do the fuck do you think you are” meltie that she tries to serve another!

Just concentrate and your own bullshit. Try to improve on your incessant and bored as batshit retorts, and lay off the pineapples before the enamel on your ancient teeth turns you into a predator!

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SHAMPAIN said:
Only joking you'll know when the Scottish ramrod is entering the premises I assure you lolol

I honestly didn't think I'd be having this convo today did you? lol @realgrimm is ignoring me the stoner bastard, I deleted my Imgur account without removing the pics although I wound BF up that I removed my pics so he cannot be in a huff with me for that... You just don't know with grimm, he ignores you for ages then yaps at you for ages then ignores you for ages... He's smoked too much weed man, I dunno how folk can do it forso long I really don't... I'm off the coke till christmas at least, hoping he has LSD back in by then.. ever tripped holly?
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This is my first tag notification.. haha , it's really not like that , I do smoke to much which puts me into procrastination mode.. I don't have a good PC chair and the TV died so unless inebriated or on my way I can't be twisting my back up like that. Haha , I've been shopping for comfort but for now it's mostly my phone..

I'm using Woody Harrelsons weed tolerance body hack
 
Omnipotent said:
Yeah... you live in such a great place, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have taken off back to the UK because you now have no law and order.

I am so envious of your skid row too... crikey... how unlucky was I to be born in paradise.

Rotflmao...
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realgrimm said:
This is my first tag notification.. haha , it's really not like that , I do smoke to much which puts me into procrastination mode.. I don't have a good PC chair and the TV died so unless inebriated or on my way I can't be twisting my back up like that. Haha , I've been shopping for comfort but for now it's mostly my phone..

I'm using Woody Harrelsons weed tolerance body hack
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Try that guy I've been raving about, ships worldwide and it takes an average 11 days to get to NA.... Free delivery.. Guts say his lemon haze is to strong for them, I can believe it if the molly and Coke are anything to go by.. A real gem he is mate, if you provide him with a notice of seizure he'll send you it again but he does such a good job I know you'd get it it... The bastards at imgur sre fucking with me some of my pics ARE missing and they're not letting me sign up for some reason lolol wonder why?
 
Lily said:
It's a federal crime to get drugs in the mail. LOL

My partner has a doctorate in chemistry. He knows how to synthesize drugs. He did in his academic years, psilocybin, analog of mescalin, LSD...

He's a very confident man. So when he did cocaine he was even larger than life than his regular self. He said that in the midst of his high he realized he was fucking obnoxious, but there was nothing he could do but wait for it to wear off, I guess. He decided it wasn't for him. HAHAHAHA Can you image...looking at yourself and thinking WTF am I an asshole or what?

:LOL3::LOL3::LOL3::LOL3:
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Send it to your address with a different name, a good one, not John Doe or Mary fuckin Poppins Dr Angela Stuart and you'll be ready to go I assure you!
 
Breakfall said:
Oi fuckwit…I told you countless times before that you can’t speak the Big Ears’ English and I’m not about to try decipher your niggerish gibberrrrjabberrrr. Fuck off and die already you unhealthy cunt!
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Blandscape would rip your head off, that's the funniest shit ever! He would! Lmao!! "The black slaves created America? Piss off there was never a slave trade economyy boom you fuckin pie
 
SHAMPAIN said:
Try that guy I've been raving about, ships worldwide and it takes an average 11 days to get to NA.... Free delivery.. Guts say his lemon haze is to strong for them, I can believe it if the molly and Coke are anything to go by.. A real gem he is mate, if you provide him with a notice of seizure he'll send you it again but he does such a good job I know you'd get it it... The bastards at imgur sre fucking with me some of my pics ARE missing and they're not letting me sign up for some reason lolol wonder why?
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You might have gone over your free limit of 30 pictures.
 
Jeannie said:
hiya
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Oh hello Genie boo are you alright? I bet youre doing better than me that's for sure! I muist just be getting old but I'm sick of Amazon, Royal Mail, stupid couriior companies.... I'm glad I spelt it wrong too! Are they as shit in the US? of course they fuckin are!! Wait I'll take a screenshot of my latest trust pilot review... I'll need to try and make another imgur account first, another shower of useless bastATrads
 
SHAMPAIN said:
Blandscape would rip your head off, that's the funniest shit ever! He would! Lmao!! "The black slaves created America? Piss off there was never a slave trade economyy boom you fuckin pie
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Well once African slaves were in the USA they started breeding their own.
 
Lily said:
Don't make the mistake of making your problems mine. If you can't communicate effectively that doesn't make me vindictive for pointing out your ignorance.
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Your problem is that you can't resist nitpicking and making a big deal over the slightest error or oversight in my posts.

Yes I know I've humiliated your bovine ass countless times over the years and you've ended up becoming a King Mongtini tier forum laughingstock, but this kind of petty butthurt behaviour really does you no favours.
 
SHAMPAIN said:
Blandscape would rip your head off, that's the funniest shit ever! He would! Lmao!! "The black slaves created America? Piss off there was never a slave trade economyy boom you fuckin pie
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Don’t address me fuckhead. I have zero tolerance for little insignificant dweebs that beat up on the elderly or chicks. You’re not in my fucking league and you’ll get knocked the fuck out if you were to ever cross my path. Twerp!
 
SHAMPAIN said:
Oh hello Genie boo are you alright? I bet youre doing better than me that's for sure! I muist just be getting old but I'm sick of Amazon, Royal Mail, stupid couriior companies.... I'm glad I spelt it wrong too! Are they as shit in the US? of course they fuckin are!! Wait I'll take a screenshot of my latest trust pilot review... I'll need to try and make another imgur account first, another shower of useless bastATrads
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Here's my latest complaint about the bastards!!! I can get grade A++++++ gear from Columbia quicker than these morons can get me my Yank candy lol
Omnipotent said:
Well once African slaves were in the USA they started breeding their own.
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Yeah and they built sheds for farmers, this is true.. go look at all the old pics of the skyscrapers going up[ and it's all white men endangering their lives... Not that I particularly care, black folks are alright, they ain't the enemy of the planet, Jews and Putin are...
 
Aryan said:
Your problem is that you can't resist nitpicking and making a big deal over the slightest error or oversight in my posts.

Yes I know I've humiliated your bovine ass countless times over the years and you've ended up becoming a King Mongtini tier forum laughingstock, but this kind of petty butthurt behaviour really does you no favours.
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She is very haughty. Her ancestors enslaved the Americas indigenous and their future prosperity have been plagued with the seif hating guilts ever since.
 
Breakfall said:
Don’t address me fuckhead. I have zero tolerance for little insignificant dweebs that beat up on the elderly or chicks. You’re not in my fucking league and you’ll get knocked the fuck out if you were to ever cross my path. Twerp!
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Just STFU for once in your pitiful existence, I don't care about you, some fucker I'd cross a croc-infested river to avoid saying hello to... You talk like you love women when it's almost guaranteed piss and shit are involved in the same sentence whenever you mention them... Quit trying to win arguments you never win any, have some pride..... laughable I know...
 
SHAMPAIN said:
Just STFU for once in your pitiful existence, I don't care about you, some fucker I'd cross a croc-infested river to avoid saying hello to... You talk like you love women when it's almost guaranteed piss and shit are involved in the same sentence whenever you mention them... Quit trying to win arguments you never win any, have some pride..... laughable I know...
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Oi…what the fuck did I just say? Don’t fucking address me you fucking loser. You need to OD the fuck out and die already you gutless piece of UK nigger shite!

You’re worse than the fucking Irish as a nation. The Poms fucked your ancestors, and historically you’re a bunch of fucking mongrels.

Your shit behaviour on and off the board being a fucking prime example and consequence of the rrrrrrrrrrape of ages.

Now fuck off and die already you white nigger!
 
Breakfall said:
Oi…what the fuck did I just say? Don’t fucking address me you fucking loser. You need to OD the fuck out and die already you gutless piece of UK nigger shite!

You’re worse than the fucking Irish as a nation. The Poms fucked your ancestors, and historically you’re a bunch of fucking mongrels.

Your shit behaviour on and off the board being a fucking prime example and consequence of the rrrrrrrrrrape of ages.

Now fuck off and die already you white nigger!
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Read that back to yourself, what's it for? Have I bossed you into oblivion that hard you want to wish death on me every day? Suit yourself but my feelings will never be lowered by anything you say, you need help... I'd be happy to see you happy so I would but your happiness is only a few halves long then you start hating everything... I know I can be a sack of shit but I've did something about the main cause and I'm feeling good... I've even stopped hating on the coloured folk, white fucks have hurt my world far more than any black dudes have that's for sure!
 
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