Goals

[Fredricka]

Then maybe you should just go find the tape measurer.

You can stop nagging me too. Imagine the 3 men, count the length

 

[The Prowler]

You can stop nagging me too. Imagine the 3 men, count the length

How wide is the room?

How many windows?

And what are the sizes of the windows?

Do you know how to do architectural drawings?

 

[Fredricka]

I reckon the width of the room is 2 of you laid head to toe, assuming you're shorter than 6 foot, one window is 3 quarters your length and the other 2 are as wide as your head. You know too much about my bedroom now, tell me about yours

 

[The Prowler]

tell me about yours

Here is a picture of my dog on our bed....you might like the painting....it was done by a brown skin....

That is a King Size bed.

That big yellow looking mark is not pee.

I think it is my dog's shadow.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

No, that is pee.

 

[Fredricka]

Here is a picture of my dog on our bed....you might like the painting....it was done by a brown skin....

That is a King Size bed.

That big yellow looking mark is not pee.

I think it is my dog's shadow.

It looks ok, 2 observations though, you didn't tidy up for me, also you let that filthy beast on your bed, he's cute though. Also, wheres the rest of your bedroom, is there more?

 

[The Prowler]

is there more?

Yeah...an open area with our $14,999 rug....an armoire...a dresser....a recliner....a sex swing...a sofa table...

 

[Dove]

Is the bigger room front or back? You left out the most important part dove, this info could change lives

Its to the right.

So we have a hallway.....right? And currently our bedroom is at the end. The larger room is to the right at the back.

Does this help?! The master bedroom is the bigger one and its connected to the bathroom ♡

 

[Dove]

I like how Murd thinks an economic collapse won't impact Ireland. A country that is already experiencing high levels of poverty.

Murd is why I oppose universal suffrage. People shouldn't be allowed to vote unless they pass competency tests showing they know how the government works, and what the major national and geopolitical issues are and what policies are being presented.

Also in order to get citizenship in Ireland through family? It has to be a parent or grandparent and you have to show the Irish birth certificate. My grandma was born in Ireland and if I present her birth certificate, I will be able to apply for an Irish passport.

But you can't do this by "tracing" your grandma's grandma's grandma. You have to be more immediate and have that parents or grandparents birth certificate.

Still funny to think about some white CA progressive drunk living off the land on a remote Irish island. As if she is anywhere near emotionally built for homesteading lol. Oak wouldn't even bother entertaining this lifestyle. She enjoys dining out, buying cheese instead of making it from sour milk. Having to get up at 4am.... how the fuck is Murd gonna homestead on am Irish island?! Bahahahaha!!! This woman was horrified hearing about how I had to shut water off at night and now shes gonna run a rainwater collection system? Yeah okay lol.

I mean she sleeps in the backest of the back of bedrooms so im sure that grants her all the knowledge and grit required to live off the land in a foriegn country she knows absolutely nothing about.

Murd if you do this PLEASE start a YouTube channel. We need more comedy lol.

 

[Fredricka]

Yeah...an open area with our $14,999 rug....an armoire...a dresser....a recliner....a sex swing...a sofa table...

Tell us about the sex swing

 

[Dove]

Murds irish island homestead youtube channel with Oak would be like Green Acres mashed with Absolutely Fabulous lmao.

Only an Americafied LA hood version lol.

I bet we would get to watch them die some completely ridiculous and preventable death while they are out trying to ho the taters lmao.

 

[The Prowler]

Murds irish island homestead youtube channel with Oak would be like Green Acres mashed with Absolutely Fabulous lmao.

Only an Americafied LA hood version lol.

I bet we would get to watch them die some completely ridiculous and preventable death while they are out trying to ho the taters lmao.

At her age you would think Murdock had found peace and contentment.

Instead, she has childish ideas of traveling to a distant land and "getting it right this time".

 

[Murdy]

TBH

It was my son… his GF’s father died and as the are liquidating her assets she decided that she wanted to escape. He prefers a simple life and has been running his own grow farm operation for the past 9 years invested by myself and his father.

Personally… I just want him happy. I told him it’s a lot harder to harvest anything in Ireland. He wants a baby with her in the next 5 years and Ireland is paying $90k to anyone willing to relocate to a remote island.

Oak was willing… and it makes sense x5 x $90k = a life outside of whatever the fuck this is.

I don’t jump into anything… so, please… keep hating so I can weigh out the pros and cons something proper.

 

[Murdy]

Did anyone ask about lily?

I'm sure lily will love having to put up with a drunken menstrual murdy. Don't do it lily!

so dizzy

 

[Fredricka]

so dizzy

That's taken out of context murdy and you know it. Very low of you

 

[Murdy]

That's taken out of context murdy and you know it. Very low of you

Clearly, you have yet to master teh art of when to STFU.

 

[Fredricka]

Clearly, you have yet to master teh art of when to STFU.

Are you trying to get valuable posters to stop posting murdy? That's an infraction. Consider yourself warned

 

[Murdy]

Are you trying to get valuable posters to stop posting murdy? That's an infraction. Consider yourself warned

I accept your recognition that I am a threat to your existence here.

 

[Fredricka]

I accept your recognition that I am a threat to your existence here.

I am a bit worried that you'll drown me with many many sentences that make no sense, no joke

 

[The Prowler]

Ireland is paying $90k to anyone willing to relocate to a remote island.

Oak was willing… and it makes sense x5 x $90k = a life outside of whatever the fuck this is.

So Lardo and Alco are so miserable here that they are willing to uproot their lives and move to a remote island for a measly $90,000.

I guess The Bubble did not bring with it the happiness and contentment that they had hoped.

 

[The New Holliday]

Tell us about the sex swing

It flew off years ago no doubt.

 

[Dove]

So Lardo and Alco are so miserable here that they are willing to uproot their lives and move to a remote island for a measly $90,000.

I guess The Bubble did not bring with it the happiness and contentment that they had hoped.

I mean, they live in CA.

 

[The New Holliday]

Oak was willing… and it makes sense x5 x $90k = a life outside of whatever the fuck this is.

Are you saying they go by average weight and Oak is 5X, so like she got 450K?

 

[Seamajor]

I mean, they live in CA.

Such a wonderful place to live. Speaking of NorCal, naturally

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

I like how Murd thinks an economic collapse won't impact Ireland. A country that is already experiencing high levels of poverty.

Murd is why I oppose universal suffrage. People shouldn't be allowed to vote unless they pass competency tests showing they know how the government works, and what the major national and geopolitical issues are and what policies are being presented.

Also in order to get citizenship in Ireland through family? It has to be a parent or grandparent and you have to show the Irish birth certificate. My grandma was born in Ireland and if I present her birth certificate, I will be able to apply for an Irish passport.

But you can't do this by "tracing" your grandma's grandma's grandma. You have to be more immediate and have that parents or grandparents birth certificate.

Still funny to think about some white CA progressive drunk living off the land on a remote Irish island. As if she is anywhere near emotionally built for homesteading lol. Oak wouldn't even bother entertaining this lifestyle. She enjoys dining out, buying cheese instead of making it from sour milk. Having to get up at 4am.... how the fuck is Murd gonna homestead on am Irish island?! Bahahahaha!!! This woman was horrified hearing about how I had to shut water off at night and now shes gonna run a rainwater collection system? Yeah okay lol.

I mean she sleeps in the backest of the back of bedrooms so im sure that grants her all the knowledge and grit required to live off the land in a foriegn country she knows absolutely nothing about.

Murd if you do this PLEASE start a YouTube channel. We need more comedy lol.

Ive done that sort of thing and its fucking hard. Most modern men couldn't hack it, a couple of pampered Cali libtard females? LOL oh fuck my sides hurt.

Ive made my own cheese and butter as well.

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Clearly, you have yet to master teh art of when to STFU.

On point here.

 

[Jack]

Here is a picture of my dog on our bed....you might like the painting....it was done by a brown skin....

That is a King Size bed.

That big yellow looking mark is not pee.

I think it is my dog's shadow.

What a fuckin' mess your bedroom is.

Like the rest of your house it seems.

 

[The Prowler]

What a fuckin' mess your bedroom is.

Like the rest of your house it seems.

It is true...my wife left her PJs on the bed...I left mine on my night table...the sheets are all over the place.

Organized chaos.

Check out the music jam area in my basement....

I could make this into a Search Puzzle Game.

Find these items:

1) guitar stand w/no guitar
2) fooseball table
3) recumbent stationary bike
4) four guitar cases
5) rowing machine

 

[Jack]

It is true...my wife left her PJs on the bed...I left mine on my night table...the sheets are all over the place.

Organized chaos.

Check out the music jam area in my basement....

I could make this into a Search Puzzle Game.

Find these items:

1) guitar stand w/no guitar
2) fooseball table
3) recumbent stationary bike
4) four guitar cases
5) rowing machine

What brand kit is that? Pearl? I have a Mapex Mars Pro practice kit and a 5 piece DW when I play out. You have shit taste in cymbals, mine are all Zildjian Brilliants.

At least you have decent heads.

 

[The Prowler]

Zildjian cymbals are for fags.