Great Gnus For The Trumpnoscenti Flock, Your $500 Faux Gold Trump Phone Is Ready For Shipping!

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Great News for MAGAts, the Trump $500 Gaudy Gold Phone is finally ready for delivery Trump’s True Believers will get a hastily rebranded $125.00 Chinese Phone currently retailing on Amazon for $125.00



I’m sorry MAGAs. I said trumpy had ripped 590,000 people off by not releasing a Trump phone like he promised. Actually, he finally did. Here’s what you got.

“… Trump Mobile’s T1 Phone is finally shipping after nearly a year of delays. It’s a $499 gold Android phone with Trump branding, a Snapdragon 7-series chip, 12GB RAM, 512GB storage, and a 50MP triple camera system. It appears to be a rebranded Chinese-made device with US final assembly bolted on.”

“… Joe Gera responded to Trump Mobile’s big announcement: “You didn’t design shit. This is an off the shelf rebrand of a device made by Wingtech called the Revvl 7Pro 5G and was available at T-Mobile for $0. The 7Pro has been replaced by the 8Pro because this thing is over 18 months old. And this is old stock that they bought to avoid a lawsuit.”

“… Trump Mobile turned off the comments section on their social media post because they were getting destroyed.

“… Market design expert Jorge Montepeque: “For those curious, they didn’t ‘design’ anything. This is a re-plated Revvi 7Pro (a Chinese phone) that has been out of production for some time because Wingtech is currently selling the 8Pro. This phone is almost 2 years old.”

“… “All ‘Trump Mobile’ did was purchase a bunch of unsold stock because their attempts to tell people who made a deposit they weren’t getting their money back was going to result in lawsuits. So congratulations, you’re all paying for useless, outdated, Chinese tech that has been re-skinned. Fell for it again!”

Fools.
David Hayes

$499 for a rebranded $122 Phone is a pretty pretty pretty good deal!


 
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