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Nuclear Pastry

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in your refrigerator
I don't do introductions in a forum setting because they are kind of weird, I think the best way to get to know someone in this type of medium is to see a few of their post and get a feel for their personality.

However, in the spirit of the thread here are a few things I like:

  • Alligator Clips
  • Rubber Thumbs
  • Tug-jobs by women named Shun Lee
  • Elephant Wrinkles
  • Kinetic Sand
  • Dandelion oil
  • The word "Smut".
  • Getting fucked up on bottom shelf minimal quality Old Thompson American Whiskey and then getting the face of Needles Kane from 'Twisted Metal: Black' tattooed on your ballsack when you're 25 years old.
  • Beer
  • Coconut Cream Pie
  • Tits
  • Round-shaped hand-warmers
  • Prosthetic Eyes
  • Playing Sucky/Fucky with 50 year old Russian women named Olga.
  • Giraffe necks
  • Boglins puppet toys
  • CBD oil
  • Euler’s identity
  • The word "Fallopian".
  • Getting fucked up on Southeast Asian hooch called 'Ding Ding" while in Southeast Asia and getting part of the Beatles I Am the Walrus lyrics: "See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly, I'm crying" tattooed around your anus in Vietnamese only to later find out by a girl you're dating of Vietnamese descent that it actually says: "This stupid fuck is paying me to tattoo his asshole."
  • Butterscotch pudding
  • Gold plated banana-clips so you can wear them on your eyes like Geordi La Forge because you hated Star Trek: The Next Generation but liked LeVar Burton because of Reading Rainbow.
  • 3D Nipple Tattoos
  • Having your salad tossed by women named Aleisha
  • Hippo bellies
  • Fisher-Price See 'n Say (Old MacDonald Had A Farm edition ONLY)
  • Clove oil
  • The word "daguerreologue".
  • Getting fucked up on a pint of Blue Raspberry Maddog 20/20 in 1993 with newly acquired black friends as they bump 'The Chronic' by Dr. Dre while getting BDA "Big Dick by Association" tattooed on your average sized penis and later on the first date with a girl from Manchester thinking it means British Dental Association and you go long with it by saying "Brush your teeth with it, bitch!" and she punches you in the taint and leaves.
  • Funnel cake
  • Spy gadgets
  • Tailbone replacement surgery
  • Eating a girls ass in Malaysia named Sherry
  • Raccoon penis bones
  • Thum Wrasslin set from 1971
  • The word "Coccyx".
  • Getting fucked up on Everclear and trick a group of Jesuit priest to get tattoos and to wake-up with "I'm down with JC" inked on your forehead and later on finding out that not only were they not actual Jesuits, but the JC doesn't stand for Jesus Christ (which would have been bad enough) but instead it meant Jim Carrey.
  • Cheap mini-fan motors
  • Anus bleaching
  • Having a woman eat your ass on the beach while vacationing on Fiji island and have the thought during it that this is where Keith Richards almost died by getting beaned in the head by a coconut.
  • anti-Rape duck vaginas
  • Nickelodeon Gak
  • Pubic hair oil
  • Jerk off instruction porn
  • Solipsism
  • The word "malarkey".
  • Getting fucked up on peppermint schnapps during a Culture Club cover bands set and trying to form a mosh-pit during the song 'Karma Chameleon' and then getting your ass kicked by 4 guys in rainbow shirts and glow bracelets.
  • Beer
  • Deep-fried Mars bar
  • Ron de Jeremy Rum
  • Omni wheels
  • Vietnam ear necklaces
  • Having anal sex with a woman in West Africa named Christy and being relieved her dildo is smaller than your actual penis and she brought plenty of Marksman lubrication.
  • Female spotted hyenas pseudo penis'
  • Mr Frosty Slush Puppy machine
  • Benzoin oil
  • Lesbian Oil Orgy porn
  • Eternalism
  • The word "wardcorn".
  • Getting fucked up on Guatemalan hooch in Pasadena, California given to you by a guy named Hendrik and passing out and waking up naked with all your money gone because the guy wasn't really from Guatemala the hooch wasn't Guatemalan and his name was Wendy.
  • Beer
  • Moravian spice cookies
  • Truss rods
  • Prosthetic eye lashes
  • Fucking a girl doggystyle in Santorini, Greece and then remembering you're actually in Boston, Massachusetts by the way she says "Si Papi! I'm your whore!" when you pull her hair.
  • Indian Purple Frogs
  • Easy Bake Ovens
  • Eucalyptus oil
  • Phenomenalism
  • The word "diachoretic".
  • Getting fucked up on Naga Chilli Vodka then for the next 3 days when you take a shit feels like 500 porcupine quills
  • are trying to force their way out of your butt-hole. And then once you're sober you realize it really was 500 porcupine quills
  • on your butt-hole because you sat on a porcupine while blacked out.
  • Beer
  • Ambrosia
  • Sensor Brackets
  • Labia necklaces
  • Getting a blowjob from a woman named Matilda in the UK and although she isn't particuarly good at it you let her continue because her name is Matilda.
  • Bald Uakari monkey faces
  • Connect Four
  • Black pepper oil
  • Nun porn
  • Riemann hypothesis
  • The word "quadratrix".
  • Getting fucked up on Gin while playing Gin rummy and realizing halfway through the game has nothing to do with Gin or Rum getting pissed off and start to play strip poker by yourself.
  • Beer
  • Hostess CupCakes
  • Aluminum 6mm Mounting Hubs
  • Recycled fingernail clippings
  • Having a woman named Shelly try and give you a prostate massage and have the thought this is what finger puppets must feel like.
  • Giraffe Weevils
  • Hungry Hungry Hippos
  • Tallow oil
  • Milk enema porn
  • Collatz conjecture
  • The world "aggiornamento".
  • Getting fucked up on Sake in Kyoto, Japan with German tourist and walking around the city speaking Mandarin Chinese
  • and the locals still smile and bow although behind your back they are calling you "Stupid Round-eye".
  • Beer
  • Cinnamon rolls
  • Dual Channel Motor Drivers
  • Restored Clitorises
  • Having a local woman named Diana massage your balls with CBD oil while visiting Durango, Mexico
  • Gulper Eels mouths
  • Super Mario 64
  • Anise oil
  • Anal cream-pie porn
  • The McMullen problem
  • The word "ichthyography".
  • Getting fucked up on Gewürztraminer wine while playing League of Legends on the EUW server and playing with salty players from Poland only to realize you're on the North American server with a ping of 248 making you lag so hard therefore making the game slow enough to have made you thought you were playing against Poles.
  • Beer
  • Prince Polo candy bars
  • Self-Adhesive Copper Heat Sinks
  • Scrotum Reduction surgery
  • Having a woman named Lucile rub warm butter in your ass crack and then wonder why she is rubbing butter in your ass crack.
  • Hummingbird Hawk-Moths
  • Li'l Miss Singing Mermaid
  • Motor oil
  • Legume porn
  • Erdős–Moser equation
  • The word "zegedine".
  • Getting fucked up on vanilla extract when you're 12 years old because you wanna get back at your Mom for not giving you allowance money because you didn't finish cleaning your room but she needs to make a cake and you down the extract not realizing it was 35% alcohol, get shit-housed and confess to doing things you blamed on the dog, your sister, post man, the neighbors kids and the Transformer action figure that you swore was haunted.
  • Beer
  • Carrot Cake
  • Fecal microbiota transplants
  • Discreetly fingering a girl named Roweena who is moaning in an airplane and then suddenly remember you're in a Cessna 172S Skyhawk with only 4 seats.
  • Snub-Nosed Monkeys
  • Garbage Pail Kids Cards
  • Lavender oil
  • Adults in diapers porn
  • Robertson–Seymour theorem
  • The word "tachyphrasia".
  • Getting fucked up on prison wine and fashioning a shank out of the end of a tooth brush because you have to get even with the Frijoles gang just to wake-up the next day and find out that you were so drunk that you thought the can of refried beans was staring you and your crew (pets) down and you wanted revenge for the disrespect.
  • Beer
  • Tapioca pudding
  • 20 Kg Micro Load Cells
  • Rectal prolapse repair
  • Fingering a girl in 2003 in Detroit, Michigan in her blue 1967 Pontiac firebird that unbeknownst to you or them had a major frame crack and didn't find out you were a really hard bump or two away from injury or death after having driven 1,134 miles.
  • Dumbo Octopus'
  • Popples
  • Calamus oil
  • Nun fisting porn
  • Fermat's Last Theorem
  • Getting fucked up on cheap beer and Vodka shots and taking a piss inside your suitcase while vacationing in Bulgaria and waking up and finding out you peed inside a Bulgarian hooker named Penka instead after you fucked without a condom hoping it would wash the cum out so she wouldn't get pregnant.
  • Beer
  • Hershey’s Kisses and Reese’s Cups
  • 7" Nextion HMI LCD Touch Display
  • Anal fissure surgery
  • Having an orgy with 3 girls all named Kathy while watching the last episode of Gilligan's Island
  • Angora Rabbits
  • Stretch Armstrong
  • Jojoba Oil
  • Tentacle erotica porn
  • Birch and Swinnerton-Dyer conjecture
  • The word "Cacodemonomania".
  • Getting fucked up on four cans of 3 Hearts beer and trying to get your cat to do tricks who just flops on their belly waiting for you to scratch it and then when you do you realize it was a pissed off hairy homeless guy who had a heart attack because you stole their beer and started calling them Sussan.
  • Beer
  • Tits
And other stuff.
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Pocketful of Sunshine

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Your list of likes........ tl;dr but hello anyway and welcome. Hello


Factory Feline
We have much in common.

Go, spread your shit far and wide.



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Elite Bastards
ugh, you are religious arent you?


Factory Feline
Who GG?


Sometimes I kill myself.



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Elite Bastards
Oh yeah definitely GG. Don't kill yourself, we haven't seen enough pics of you in corsets.


Factory Feline
Oh man, my brain isn't cooperating.

I read that as you want to see GG in corsets. I was all for it by the way.

Religious or spiritual?



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Holey fuck, you forgot one, posting ridiculously long 'things i like' list's ffs ..


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Elite Bastards
Did anyone really read all that shit- -- - - - - -


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I must ask;

How do you feel about cabbage and/or turnips?
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