Jesus you need me to paint you a picture for you too? Uhmm I've read many of your posts so I would know that you play chess and go to church. Duh. Fucking hell
Houseflies are Fast
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Well, as it happens I don't go to church dipshit. Show me a post where I said that I attended. I'd love to see that Marvin/liar.
I don't need to post proof GOD told me you went to church. Is GOD a liar too now? hmm. Interesting how you were such buddy buddy with Corky but not so much with the rest of us. You hating on us?
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HOUSEFLIES......HOUSEFLIES, people.
.Thread restricted to the topic of HOUSEFLIES, which does not include YOUS !!!
Not that it couldn't.
.Thread restricted to the topic of HOUSEFLIES, which does not include YOUS !!!
Not that it couldn't.
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It seems to me if you read many of my posts you'd know that I don't attend church. If God told you why didn't you just say that to begin with? You're out of your league little boy. Go and ride your trike in five o'clock traffic or something.
Bipolar?
Oh GOD works in mysterious ways, so why would I tell you something like that in the first place?
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Sorry man, didn't mean to hijack, derail or whatever. You hear him @Posely? GTFO!!
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Look man, petty quarreling has no place in a thread of equal importance to all as this one is.
You deal with your Posley issues with him at a motel 6. 'keh?
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10-4 Good buddy.
Oh ok. Was just trying to GOD's work by helping out a mentally challenge Nova Scotian out is all. Some just refuse to be helped. I will exit this trend now. Good day to you
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I'm sure there is a thread for that on the Mental Health sub.
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I hate houseflies too. They're so nasty.
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I hear Venus Flytraps love em.
12 bucks at Home Depot. (which apparently I needed to reiterate
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I hear Venus Flytraps love em.
12 bucks at Home Depot. (which apparently I needed to reiterate
I have killed that plant.
Zevo works like a charm.
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This thread is near 1 year old, madam.
Where was this very useful post for the past 12 mumphs...hmmmm?
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My deepfelt apologies. I don't think I had the Zevo system a year ago. I think we got it at the beginning of the summer.
I like it because it's low tech and no chemicals.
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Hey you! Whilst houseflies may be fast…maggots are slow. It’s all about eliminating the larval form. Clean up your kitchen and make sure your rubbish bin lids are secure.
It’s not rocket science, unless of course you’re breeding them on for use as a fishing bait…
Sucks cock too much. Too young as well. You should be locked up until you die sick fuck.
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"Without chemicals, life itself would not be possible." LoLz...that was a good one.
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You do know that plants, animals, etc produce chemicals, right?
I clearly meant toxic chemicals. If you want to fight, take up a good fight, at the very least.
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I was just remembering that old commercial by some toxic ChemCo. Gotta haves chemicals. Kaint live withoutdumb. Maybe you never saw that one.
Yeah - nature's chemical factories - sure, I think I lernt about that in school.
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I live in Greece now. The houseflies are bad here too.
Even with all the torn screens replaced they find ways to get in, and too many don't get drawn into the zapper which is constantly going.
Obviously a fly swatter is going to work better than your hand because you can flick your wrist a lot faster than moving your entire arm.
However if the flyswatter isn't handy because I left it the last place I sat before I moved to my favorite chair, I've found the following technique is good and nets about a 75% kill probability.
Observe the fly after it lands on you. Watch it as it crawls around and then usually settles into one spot and does this thing where it seems to be licking it's feet. At this point it's the least aware of it's surroundings and its guard is down. It's still gonna be quick and it's got like 100 eyes looking everywhere, but as you observe it your hand is slooowwwwly creeping up so it's within about 1 foot of striking range. Then, when the fly least expects it you bring that hand straight down with no hesitation and no pulling back. Sure it's gonna sting a bit at the impact point but it won't last and this requires 100% commitment. There's little satisfaction in life greater than that feeling you get when you lift your hand and the crumbled mess of what used to be a fly rolls off your arm or leg.
Even with all the torn screens replaced they find ways to get in, and too many don't get drawn into the zapper which is constantly going.
Obviously a fly swatter is going to work better than your hand because you can flick your wrist a lot faster than moving your entire arm.
However if the flyswatter isn't handy because I left it the last place I sat before I moved to my favorite chair, I've found the following technique is good and nets about a 75% kill probability.
Observe the fly after it lands on you. Watch it as it crawls around and then usually settles into one spot and does this thing where it seems to be licking it's feet. At this point it's the least aware of it's surroundings and its guard is down. It's still gonna be quick and it's got like 100 eyes looking everywhere, but as you observe it your hand is slooowwwwly creeping up so it's within about 1 foot of striking range. Then, when the fly least expects it you bring that hand straight down with no hesitation and no pulling back. Sure it's gonna sting a bit at the impact point but it won't last and this requires 100% commitment. There's little satisfaction in life greater than that feeling you get when you lift your hand and the crumbled mess of what used to be a fly rolls off your arm or leg.
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.Using a rolled dish towel and anticipating flight direction I knocked out 2 yesterday. Either I'm gaining skiwws or/and they are slowing with the cooler weather. There are none this morning.
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I don't get good results with a dish towel. I end up making wild swings and they end up hitting wide right or left. Maybe I need more practice.
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