How Much Money Do You Have On You, Right Now?

[The Prowler]

You guise are rich, right now I think I have around 5 bucks until uber drops my pay Tuesday morning.

But do you even use cash for many purchases?

 

[Worksman]

Oh, did I provide too much information?

I'm going to dumb this down for you in the hopes that you finally understand what is in reality a really simple concept to understand even for the IQ challenged such as yourself.

The question asked "how much money do you have on you". Just like you didn't answer, "It's warm with a chance of rain in the next 2 days", you don't go answering about how much money you supposedly have stashed around the house or how much money another person has on them.

Again, I don't believe you're that dense but I welcome the opportunity to educate.

There may be stupid people reading your posts who don't understand how messed up you are.

 

[The Prowler]

I'm going to dumb this down for you in the hopes that you finally understand what is in reality a really simple concept to understand even for the IQ challenged such as yourself.

The question asked "how much money do you have on you". Just like you didn't answer, "It's warm with a chance of rain in the next 2 days", you don't go answering about how much money you supposedly have stashed around the house or how much money another person has on them.

Again, I don't believe you're that dense but I welcome the opportunity to educate.

There may be stupid people reading your posts who don't understand how messed up you are.

Is this where I go into a multi-post rant because you did not answer my question?

Hey wait, you did not even answer the question in the OP!!!!!

Rules!!!!!

You must follow the rules!!!!!

Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[Joe]

I'm going to dumb this down for you in the hopes that you finally understand what is in reality a really simple concept to understand even for the IQ challenged such as yourself.

Again, I don't believe you're that dense but I welcome the opportunity to educate.

@The Prowler really is that dense @Worksman.

Always has been...always will be.

 

[The Prowler]

@The Prowler really is that dense @Worksman.

Always has been...always will be.

Hahahahaha!!!


Says the guy who claims to walk around with an ounce of gold in his pocket!!!!!

That's all I have on me right now Lex @The Prowler ...it's worth close to $3000 USD or $4200 Canadian

...it's worth more than all the cash you have on you right now, Lex.

But since you haven't posted a pic of the '$3,295 plus whatever is in my wife's purse', I think you made it all up.

Once again you've been caught in a lie, Lex @The Prowler

I swear, Senile @Joe must have a great time laughing at himself!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Worksman]

Is this where I go into a multi-post rant because you did not answer my question?

Hey wait, you did not even answer the question in the OP!!!!!

Rules!!!!!

You must follow the rules!!!!!

Hahahahaha!!!!

Where did you get the crazy idea that answering questions is compulsory?

Do you always do what you're told to do by strangers?

Why?

 

[Joe]

Hahahahaha!!!


Says the guy who claims to walk around with an ounce of gold in his pocket!!!!!




I swear, Senile @Joe must have a great time laughing at himself!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

I noticed that the rug those bills sat on is available for .69 cents a foot at Home Depot Lex @The Prowler

I'm glad you found a bargain for your home furnishings Lex.

Was cheap & looks cheap Prowler.

Your tastes are as deficient as you are intellectually.

 

[The Prowler]

I noticed that the rug those bills sat on is available for .69 cents a foot at Home Depot Lex @The Prowler

I'm glad you found a bargain for your home furnishings Lex.

Was cheap & looks cheap Prowler.

Your tastes are as deficient as you are intellectually.

There are probably hundreds of brands of carpet that look similar, Senile @Joe , with a wide range of prices.

The fact that you do not know this should embarrass you.

 

[Lily]

There are probably hundreds of brands of carpet that look similar, Senile @Joe , with a wide range of prices.

The fact that you do not know this should embarrass you.

It's not just your carpet, most everything you post pictures of looks low quality and cheap as if you lived in a double wide.

Maybe these items just look cheap and you have horrible taste.

 

[Dove]

I have 83 dollars and some unknown amount of change in my wallet in my purse.

I never used to carry cash with me, but it's really important to my man that I always have some cash on me. He likes to keep 200 in cash on him. I start off with 200 on me...but I buy bullshit here and there. Coffees and food and shit. Once I get under 100 dollars in cash I stop using it and just use my card. I feel shame when we get to the end of 4 weeks and he still has his 200...or like 180 and im down to 60 and I've just bought retarded shit all month.

My purse is way in the bedroom and I'm having coffee on the porch right now. Uhg.

I really need to pee though so I'll grab my purse and show you guys muh cash.

 

[Flynn]

I have 83 dollars and some unknown amount of change in my wallet in my purse.

I never used to carry cash with me, but it's really important to my man that I always have some cash on me. He likes to keep 200 in cash on him. I start off with 200 on me...but I buy bullshit here and there. Coffees and food and shit. Once I get under 100 dollars in cash I stop using it and just use my card. I feel shame when we get to the end of 4 weeks and he still has his 200...or like 180 and im down to 60 and I've just bought retarded shit all month.

My purse is way in the bedroom and I'm having coffee on the porch right now. Uhg.

I really need to pee though so I'll grab my purse and show you guys muh cash.

Pic please.

 

[Dove]

Okay oops I lied. I have 70 dollars and some unknown amount of change lol.

 

[Flynn]

Okay oops I lied. I have 70 dollars and some unknown amount of change lol.

Thank you.

 

[Flynn]

I have 83 dollars and some unknown amount of change in my wallet in my purse.

I never used to carry cash with me, but it's really important to my man that I always have some cash on me. He likes to keep 200 in cash on him. I start off with 200 on me...but I buy bullshit here and there. Coffees and food and shit. Once I get under 100 dollars in cash I stop using it and just use my card. I feel shame when we get to the end of 4 weeks and he still has his 200...or like 180 and im down to 60 and I've just bought retarded shit all month.

My purse is way in the bedroom and I'm having coffee on the porch right now. Uhg.

I really need to pee though so I'll grab my purse and show you guys muh cash.

The problem with carrying cash around is I spend it. It's not like it's burning a hole in my purse, but you know as well as I do when you go out with the kids for the day, $100 isn't going to cut it, especially at a fair or something of that nature. In fact, when we do go to the State Fair, I usually dole out $80 to each kid, which keeps them occupied for a good hour if that. Then they need to eat, and that costs money.

Even when I go to run errands and I get a Latte' and a bagel, I like paying cash because it's just easier for me.

I'd rather pay most everything with debit/credit, but some of the places I go only take cash, like a BBQ joint I frequent, and all the weed stores. So, yeah, I tend to have at least $100 on me, because I absolutely hate using ATMs. They are dirty and not sometimes not safe, then again I don't like having large amounts of cash laying around either.

Lemme look to see how much I have..

 

[Flynn]

 

[Dove]

Show off lol

 

[Flynn]

Show off lol

I'm not.

It's just I need stuff that doesn't take debit/credit.

**In my OP I stated that I had no set amount of cash I carry, I guess I do now.

 

[Dove]

The problem with carrying cash around is I spend it. It's not like it's burning a hole in my purse, but you know as well as I do when you go out with the kids for the day, $100 isn't going to cut it, especially at a fair or something of that nature. In fact, when we do go to the State Fair, I usually dole out $80 to each kid, which keeps them occupied for a good hour if that. Then they need to eat, and that costs money.

Even when I go to run errands and I get a Latte' and a bagel, I like paying cash because it's just easier for me.

I'd rather pay most everything with debit/credit, but some of the places I go only take cash, like a BBQ joint I frequent, and all the weed stores. So, yeah, I tend to have at least $100 on me, because I absolutely hate using ATMs. They are dirty and not sometimes not safe, then again I don't like having large amounts of cash laying around either.

Lemme look to see how much I have..

Any outings I'd take the kids on....like a local fair, or the Detroit Zoo, the water parks in the summers....the pumpkin patches/cider mills in the fall....haunted houses during Halloween...all that shit, I'd plan it out and go to the bank the day before and pull out cash.

I'd always give mine cash for their own use as well, 40 used to work just fine. If they needed more, which was rare, I'd give it to them but letting them run with more than 40 just made me nervous.

But your right, those outings were easily a few hundred bucks. No way can you get away with just 100.

What would get ridiculous was our monthly "girl days". If my girls had good grades and behaved well in school, I'd let them skip a school day and we would go get manicures, have lunch and do some light shopping. Possibly see a movie. That could get stupid real quick lol. I almost always spent more than I should have. BUT it was worth it.

Those girls are now adults and they love taking their little sister out. And my oldest loves picking me up and taking me for brunch once a month. Just me and her. Like I'm already a senior citizen. We drink mimosas, eat fancy french toast and gossip and it's lovely.

 

[Dove]

I'm not.

It's just I need stuff that doesn't take debit/credit.

**In my OP I stated that I had no set amount of cash I carry, I guess I do now.

Dispensaries here only take cash as well. I have no idea why that is.

My daughter has a medical weed card. She suffers PMDD and medical weed has done wonders for her. It's legal here in MI for recreational use but without her card she's not old enough to buy it. It was a huge hassle even getting her medical card. Her doctor used "chronic severe pain" to get it approved for her and it took almost a year.

The laws are pretty stiff for anyone under 21.

Anyway everytime she gets a dispensery order she has to get cash. Whether she goes to the dispensaries or gets it delivered. It's got to be cash.

 

[The Cuntess]

I thought American $2 bills were kind of rare.....?!?!?!?

Nah, you can get them from the bank.


I got em as change from Target

 

[Dove]

Me too! I have like 5 containers


I have about 50.00 on me. Spent 378.00 at the grocery store yesterday.

So you bought like what....4 things? Lol.

Fucking groceries. It's actually not that bad these days but still too much imo.

I remember how between Cosco and Aldi I was feeding a family of 5 on 500 to 600 a month. Forget that now.

 

[The Cuntess]

So you bought like what....4 things? Lol.

Fucking groceries. It's actually not that bad these days but still too much imo.

I remember how between Cosco and Aldi I was feeding a family of 5 on 500 to 600 a month. Forget that now.

I was shocked cuz I got an everything we needed for that pice at VONS of all places. I expected to walk out with the basics and got loads of steaks, fresh veggies etc

 

[Dove]

I was shocked cuz I got an everything we needed for that pice at VONS of all places. I expected to walk out with the basics and got loads of steaks, fresh veggies etc

Is that your local, normally over prices grocery chain?

Ours is Kroger lol. And then we also have the notorious Whole Foods. I wouldn't shop there if I were a billionaire.

I cannot STAND the people who shop there lol.

 

[The Prowler]

It's not just your carpet, most everything you post pictures of looks low quality and cheap as if you lived in a double wide.

Maybe these items just look cheap and you have horrible taste.

You are delusional.

As one example, the carpet that is in the pictures that I take in my man cave is a high quality and expensive carpet. The carpet in my basement is less expensive, but is designed for wear and tear.

How can you look at a picture of a few inches of carpet and think it looks cheap?

Hahahaha!!!

 

[Lily]

You are delusional.

As one example, the carpet that is in the pictures that I take in my man cave is a high quality and expensive carpet. The carpet in my basement is less expensive, but is designed for wear and tear.

How can you look at a picture of a few inches of carpet and think it looks cheap?

Hahahaha!!!

Easy, I use my eyes.

 

[LotusBud]

I ain't posting no stinkin' pics. Suffice to say I usually get 100 euros when I go to the Multibanco, and I restock when I'm down to 20 or 30. How long that lasts varies greatly. I pay cash when I go out to eat or for coffee or to the mercado, use a card for everything else.

 

[Joe]

You are delusional.

As one example, the carpet that is in the pictures that I take in my man cave is a high quality and expensive carpet. The carpet in my basement is less expensive, but is designed for wear and tear.

How can you look at a picture of a few inches of carpet and think it looks cheap?

Hahahaha!!!

Your carpet looks so cheap 'n ugly Lex @The Prowler

As noted, I was able to source it from Home Depot's Bargain Section at 0.69 cents a foot.

You're a frightfully cheap man with extremely bad taste, Lex.

If you have any left over then cut outta piece & cover yet Bald spot Lex.

 

[Joe]

Okay oops I lied. I have 70 dollars and some unknown amount of change lol.

Nice looking wallet @Dove.

 

[The Prowler]

How can you look at a picture of a few inches of carpet and think it looks cheap?

Easy, I use my eyes.

So, if I post

6 pictures of ~$4/ft carpet

and

6 pictures of ~$9/ft carpet,


you think that you could pick out the cheap ones and pick of the more expensive ones?


Step up, Lardo. Take the challenge!!!!

 

[The Prowler]

from Home Depot

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