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I don't take that mental midget seriously. We know you were talking about her.
How to find your G spot?
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She is a mess.
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Booze and cigarettes...
Work it out, div
Lovely things, should I finish off my bottle and the rest of my fags tonight? Decisions decisions......
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Knock yourself out, drunky.
I just want you to know that I was asked to prove my age just about 10 days ago when buying some beer. I had to show my ID.
I'm freaking 58...the girl was in her 20s...
Good genes and not damaging the collagen in my skin with alcohol and cigarettes.
Lily for the win!
That girl obviously had vision problems, she cannee see man
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I even cracked that joke with her. She said her eyes are fine. Then I teased her that she is simply kind to old ladies.
She said, we're supposed to ask to people 40 and under...
Hahaha...melanin and not boozing and smoking for the win...
What kind of life is that though? Is that why you don't laugh, scared of the wrinkles?
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I don't need booze to laugh. You do?
No, that was 2 separate questions. Are you scared to laugh because of wrinkles?
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I laugh every day. I have no fear of wrinkles...but I also don't want to look like a washed up old bag either.
Those are two separate things, entirely.
I bet you have deep number 11 lines in between your eyes from all the frowning you do
I'd need booze to see you naked and NOT laugh....
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Thats what Frank said, before he vomited. This is where you G spot begins^^^^
When dd told him to piss off?
Good lord bejeezus gawd no!
What's the effing point man?
If I was sober, I'd working on my house. Or making something in my garage.
Drinking alcohol is good for two things: posting & driving.
Wait. I meant killing brain cells & driving. Or variously similar. Or similarily different. Depending upon which side of the mirror you stand or which side of the ladder you walk under.
If people enjoy posting sober then more power to them. If I was sober, I would be doing something else. To each their own & "to each according to their worth to each according to their needs".
Sittin, chillin, drinkin, postin; all seems to gel for me. Comes together like licking a woman from her anus to her vagina and connecting those tasty dots like peanut butter & jelly.
I guess if your licking a man that way, it would be nutty crunchy peanut butter.
Someone told me drunk texts are the best. So I'm tyring to see if drunk posts hold up the mantle.
@MrNiceGuy uses language like a drunk uses a baseball bat. Just staggers around a post, wild-eyed, flailing words around that he hasn't really got a good, solid grip on. 1 part comedy, 1 part alarming.
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I'm sure there is a barb in your post somewheres; but much like the beloved honeybee, which is far more useful than yourself, you died right after the sting stang stunk.
And I'm still John Travolta staying alive sans the scientology hail bop comet ride to drinking cyanide laced powder mixes.
Even if you got something over on me; I have the protection of not having all my faculties. Man beats woman. Sober beats drunk.
You're all teh gloat without being the goat.
Woooooopiteeeee dooooooo ~ Adam Sandler
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I'm sure there is a barb in your post somewheres; but much like the beloved honeybee, which is far more useful than yourself, you died right after the sting stang stunk.
And I'm still John Travolta staying alive sans the scientology hail bop comet ride to drinking cyanide laced powder mixes.
Even if you got something over on me; I have the protection of not having all my faculties. Man beats woman. Sober beats drunk.
You're all teh gloat without being the goat.
Woooooopiteeeee dooooooo ~ Adam Sandler
Amigo? Cultural appropriation from one so learned as yourself? I'm shocked!
I'd rather be a commodore than a captain because commodores are essentially senior captains and I'm a senior and the word commodore has a commode pun joke in there somewhere just waiting to be discovered.
You seem like Casey at bat because there's no joy in mudville. And that poem was from a dude who was alot more Ernest.
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Hitler wanted to save the world from people living out their own lives for people who wanted more lebensraum?
Hitler wanted to save the world from people living out their own lives for people who wanted to lob rockets on the daily & intifada?
Hitler wanted to save the world from people living out their own lives for people who wanted to live out their own lives upon the ashes of the aforementioned people living out their own lives.
Hitlers the world over all want to save the world from people living out their own lives for people who want to pick fights, deny reality, protest endlessly all while demanding more room & safe spaces for themselves.
Hitlers will always lose. People going along to get along will always win. At one point everyone was bloodthirsty. The bible has an old testament & a new. Hitler could be Ghengis back when Ghengis was Ghengis. But the world turned. It tuned. It evolved.
This is the dichotomy of mankind.
It's a Jungian thing.
We are all born to kill. But our brains if big enough ask... should we?
We could split Germany tomorrow into east & west.
West Germany could be for Germans. East Germany could be for Jews.
No Jews in middle east.
Then what?
Peace throughout Syria? Peace throughout Lebanon? Peace throughout Yemen?
Perhaps you see my point?
The point of evolution is not asking yourself why others don't see it your way. It's asking yourself how we can all make it better by going along to getting along and mind our own fences rather than coveting what's inside our neighbor's fence.
Fer fucksake. This is obvious.
My god man.Do you want to know the best and most simple explanation concerning whether the official narrative of the holocaust is true or not?
The Haavara Agreement. The plan was to deport the jews to Israel and the camps were designed as a sort of halfway house in between passage. However war kicked off and everything went to shit. Supply lines were bombed by the allies and food and medicine became scarce. The piles of dead bodies we've all been shown were the victims of Typhus and starvation.
You said yourself that the Germans were meticulous record keepers, yet not a shred of evidence has been found indicating a genocide? Quite the opposite in fact, the documentation which has been found shows that the plan was to transport the jews to another country.
As for the Nuremberg trials, where "evidence" and confessions were extracted through cock and ball torture (I'm not joking) even the judge had to admit in court that no direct evidence highlighting the existence of a "final solution" or murderous gas chambers was found. Yet we're supposed to believe the tall tales of gas chambers, bars of soap made from body fat, lamp shades made from human skin etc?
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Give me a fucking hug.
We can hug out the truth together.
You've been led down a path to deNile. Rand McNally turned you into a crick. Or creek for proper speakers of hick.
Lily will no doubt be jealous of our powerful cataclysmic embrace. But she will go on. As ever she does.
People need.
Would you rather trash everything people need to survive or let alone that lifeboat people cling to for humanity?
You & I are already yesterday.
I'm also not a fan of religion. But if I were to deny a ladder to a fellow human to pull themselves & ourselves upwards & onwards then I am more lost than the bodyless dude with legs in sand an ozymandias thinking their contrubutions should lead to tremble rather than tenor.
Which is a compromise of singing voices.
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Perfect.
Be my guest. Proves your IQ
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Update. I still have the bottle, fags are gone now, I might buy a pack in September. I'll let you knowPerfect.
HeadOn!
Apply DIRECTLY to the forehead!
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I'm sure there is a barb in your post somewheres; but much like the beloved honeybee, which is far more useful than yourself, you died right after the sting stang stunk.
And I'm still John Travolta staying alive sans the scientology hail bop comet ride to drinking cyanide laced powder mixes.
Even if you got something over on me; I have the protection of not having all my faculties. Man beats woman. Sober beats drunk.
You're all teh gloat without being the goat.
Woooooopiteeeee dooooooo ~ Adam Sandler
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Problem with that rejoinder? You explicitly confirmed what I suspected in the post immediately preceding it when you admitted that you habitually post drunk.
Dumbass lush. lol
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No comment from you in response to my debunking of the murderous gas chambers allegation?
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