How Was Everyone’s Mother’s Day?

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How Was Everyone’s Mother’s Day?




No, I’m not asking Bonesaw or Evil Blood about Mother’s Day, that would show poor form on my part. So I’ll just let Glenn Danzig assure you that my own mother is NOT a bitch (short, catchy, fantastic song):




So how do ladies decide when to have babies? It goes exactly like this:

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I have so many horrors in store for you all, but not tonight. I’m stuffed, high as fuck, so drunk that I pissed myself by sheathing my priceless golden scepter too quickly and well, penile drip that doesn’t hit the floor in front of the toilet is *so* annoying, like most of you pos(t)ers here…





SSS
- Yes, I technically am a motherfucker.


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yo SthSthSth !! biggy's woman says what up ?