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You're all swear and no substance ... unless you count that sticky stuff all over your face
After reading your Mensa quality comebacks, I say you suck worse than Breakfall right about now.
You're all swear and no substance ... unless you count that sticky stuff all over your face
okay sure :rightON: we'll run with that
but still your face is free ... and tight
You're all swear and no substance ... unless you count that sticky stuff all over your face
After reading your Mensa quality comebacks, I say you suck worse than Breakfall right about now.
This is actually liberating. My alter ego Breakfall was starting to blend into my private life. I’m a lot more relaxed in reality. A businessman and employer of 6 staff that require my sanity. I think you guys will do fine without me and maxis735 will grow on you. 4 hours to go! Ha! Over ten years down the drain. @Rassenkrieg it was always just about the troll. You’re a good bloke in my book. Say G’day to KAM when he’s released and tell Shampain to not let his little head do the thinking for the big head. @RAVEN contact Succubus for my details. @Swamp-Duck the same baby...will miss you. @Blazor youre a riot my friend, keep up the good work. Try acting, you’ll make some $$ @Ice keep living the dream @X stay young...
I can’t mention everyone but I’ll miss y’all!
Dude!!!! You ask @Bastard Factory , I was just telling him Im always being told Im missing my calling. That I should be a comedic actor, zaney style, like Robin Williams.
My main passion, is making peeps laugh. My second main passion, is music.
Either way, it makes people smile, and making people smile, makes me smile.
You make me smile too man, please dont go. The roaches have already made too many leave.
Hey man. If that's your "best act" then Breakfall is better off leaving instead of having to read your shitty dramatic version of why your foreskin is a different shade of green and how it itches.
I think you need to find a fucking new "passion." Because you are the farthest thing from funny, you're like fucking mega light years away from the nearest "funny."
Again. If you completely suck at your "passion" then how in the fuck can you be, "funny?"
I understand, you havent had dick in so long, its hard to find the humor in things.
Have you not listened to Yoda? Hate leads to the Dark Side. There is no humor for you there, your life is void of humor and smiles. Its all..... hate.
I tell you what, take my hand, walk with me, have a shot of bourbon, take a toke, I will show you the way. If I dont have you laughing withing one hour of actually hanging out with me, I will hang up my ropes, and call it a day.
How "do you understand that I haven't had dick in a while?"
Are you intercepting all the "dicks" that I was supposed to have? Are you taking all those "dicks" off my porch when the Amazon driver drops them off? Are you keeping them all for yourself?
You know, I was just thinking the other day that my daily supply of "dicks" was dwindling. I really never gave it much thought that someone was stealing all the "dicks" that were supposed to cum to me.
That poo-say obviously needs attention. Hell let a girl lick it and finger bang that thang. It needs attention. You too angry lol. You need some release lol.
Have another drink dicklips. I don't know what backwoods little village you're from but we speak something called "English" here, not some baboon babble coming out the red ass of a cross-eyed monkey brained sister fucker.
Exactly why you angry. A simple term like "your pussy needs attention" and you dont understand it lol. Point proven.
This is actually liberating. My alter ego Breakfall was starting to blend into my private life. I’m a lot more relaxed in reality. A businessman and employer of 6 staff that require my sanity. I think you guys will do fine without me and maxis735 will grow on you. 4 hours to go! Ha! Over ten years down the drain. @Rassenkrieg it was always just about the troll. You’re a good bloke in my book. Say G’day to KAM when he’s released and tell Shampain to not let his little head do the thinking for the big head. @RAVEN contact Succubus for my details. @Swamp-Duck the same baby...will miss you. @Blazor youre a riot my friend, keep up the good work. Try acting, you’ll make some $$ @Ice keep living the dream @X stay young...
I can’t mention everyone but I’ll miss y’all!
Dude!!!! You ask @Bastard Factory , I was just telling him Im always being told Im missing my calling. That I should be a comedic actor, zaney style, like Robin Williams.
My main passion, is making peeps laugh. My second main passion, is music.
Either way, it makes people smile, and making people smile, makes me smile.
You make me smile too man, please dont go. The roaches have already made too many leave.
Hey man. If that's your "best act" then Breakfall is better off leaving instead of having to read your shitty dramatic version of why your foreskin is a different shade of green and how it itches.
I think you need to find a fucking new "passion." Because you are the farthest thing from funny, you're like fucking mega light years away from the nearest "funny."
Again. If you completely suck at your "passion" then how in the fuck can you be, "funny?"
I understand, you havent had dick in so long, its hard to find the humor in things.
Have you not listened to Yoda? Hate leads to the Dark Side. There is no humor for you there, your life is void of humor and smiles. Its all..... hate.
I tell you what, take my hand, walk with me, have a shot of bourbon, take a toke, I will show you the way. If I dont have you laughing withing one hour of actually hanging out with me, I will hang up my ropes, and call it a day.
How "do you understand that I haven't had dick in a while?"
Are you intercepting all the "dicks" that I was supposed to have? Are you taking all those "dicks" off my porch when the Amazon driver drops them off? Are you keeping them all for yourself?
You know, I was just thinking the other day that my daily supply of "dicks" was dwindling. I really never gave it much thought that someone was stealing all the "dicks" that were supposed to cum to me.
That poo-say obviously needs attention. Hell let a girl lick it and finger bang that thang. It needs attention. You too angry lol. You need some release lol.
Have another drink dicklips. I don't know what backwoods little village you're from but we speak something called "English" here, not some baboon babble coming out the red ass of a cross-eyed monkey brained sister fucker.
Exactly why you angry. A simple term like "your pussy needs attention" and you dont understand it lol. Point proven.
No idiot. I don't "understand" stupid. (YOU)
You're all swear and no substance ... unless you count that sticky stuff all over your face
After reading your Mensa quality comebacks, I say you suck worse than Breakfall right about now.
Do you ?
You're all swear and no substance ... unless you count that sticky stuff all over your face
After reading your Mensa quality comebacks, I say you suck worse than Breakfall right about now.
Do you ?
Breakfall actually is a favorite of Chinese Businessmen. He has no gag reflex. Breakfall taught me everything I know and suck (YOUR FATHER).
This is actually liberating. My alter ego Breakfall was starting to blend into my private life. I’m a lot more relaxed in reality. A businessman and employer of 6 staff that require my sanity. I think you guys will do fine without me and maxis735 will grow on you. 4 hours to go! Ha! Over ten years down the drain. @Rassenkrieg it was always just about the troll. You’re a good bloke in my book. Say G’day to KAM when he’s released and tell Shampain to not let his little head do the thinking for the big head. @RAVEN contact Succubus for my details. @Swamp-Duck the same baby...will miss you. @Blazor youre a riot my friend, keep up the good work. Try acting, you’ll make some $$ @Ice keep living the dream @X stay young...
I can’t mention everyone but I’ll miss y’all!
Dude!!!! You ask @Bastard Factory , I was just telling him Im always being told Im missing my calling. That I should be a comedic actor, zaney style, like Robin Williams.
My main passion, is making peeps laugh. My second main passion, is music.
Either way, it makes people smile, and making people smile, makes me smile.
You make me smile too man, please dont go. The roaches have already made too many leave.
Hey man. If that's your "best act" then Breakfall is better off leaving instead of having to read your shitty dramatic version of why your foreskin is a different shade of green and how it itches.
I think you need to find a fucking new "passion." Because you are the farthest thing from funny, you're like fucking mega light years away from the nearest "funny."
Again. If you completely suck at your "passion" then how in the fuck can you be, "funny?"
I understand, you havent had dick in so long, its hard to find the humor in things.
Have you not listened to Yoda? Hate leads to the Dark Side. There is no humor for you there, your life is void of humor and smiles. Its all..... hate.
I tell you what, take my hand, walk with me, have a shot of bourbon, take a toke, I will show you the way. If I dont have you laughing withing one hour of actually hanging out with me, I will hang up my ropes, and call it a day.
How "do you understand that I haven't had dick in a while?"
Are you intercepting all the "dicks" that I was supposed to have? Are you taking all those "dicks" off my porch when the Amazon driver drops them off? Are you keeping them all for yourself?
You know, I was just thinking the other day that my daily supply of "dicks" was dwindling. I really never gave it much thought that someone was stealing all the "dicks" that were supposed to cum to me.
That poo-say obviously needs attention. Hell let a girl lick it and finger bang that thang. It needs attention. You too angry lol. You need some release lol.
Have another drink dicklips. I don't know what backwoods little village you're from but we speak something called "English" here, not some baboon babble coming out the red ass of a cross-eyed monkey brained sister fucker.
Exactly why you angry. A simple term like "your pussy needs attention" and you dont understand it lol. Point proven.
No idiot. I don't "understand" stupid. (YOU)
we ( US ) know who you're talking too simply by the quote you dick slurping idiot :rightON:
This is actually liberating. My alter ego Breakfall was starting to blend into my private life. I’m a lot more relaxed in reality. A businessman and employer of 6 staff that require my sanity. I think you guys will do fine without me and maxis735 will grow on you. 4 hours to go! Ha! Over ten years down the drain. @Rassenkrieg it was always just about the troll. You’re a good bloke in my book. Say G’day to KAM when he’s released and tell Shampain to not let his little head do the thinking for the big head. @RAVEN contact Succubus for my details. @Swamp-Duck the same baby...will miss you. @Blazor youre a riot my friend, keep up the good work. Try acting, you’ll make some $$ @Ice keep living the dream @X stay young...
I can’t mention everyone but I’ll miss y’all!
Dude!!!! You ask @Bastard Factory , I was just telling him Im always being told Im missing my calling. That I should be a comedic actor, zaney style, like Robin Williams.
My main passion, is making peeps laugh. My second main passion, is music.
Either way, it makes people smile, and making people smile, makes me smile.
You make me smile too man, please dont go. The roaches have already made too many leave.
Hey man. If that's your "best act" then Breakfall is better off leaving instead of having to read your shitty dramatic version of why your foreskin is a different shade of green and how it itches.
I think you need to find a fucking new "passion." Because you are the farthest thing from funny, you're like fucking mega light years away from the nearest "funny."
Again. If you completely suck at your "passion" then how in the fuck can you be, "funny?"
I understand, you havent had dick in so long, its hard to find the humor in things.
Have you not listened to Yoda? Hate leads to the Dark Side. There is no humor for you there, your life is void of humor and smiles. Its all..... hate.
I tell you what, take my hand, walk with me, have a shot of bourbon, take a toke, I will show you the way. If I dont have you laughing withing one hour of actually hanging out with me, I will hang up my ropes, and call it a day.
How "do you understand that I haven't had dick in a while?"
Are you intercepting all the "dicks" that I was supposed to have? Are you taking all those "dicks" off my porch when the Amazon driver drops them off? Are you keeping them all for yourself?
You know, I was just thinking the other day that my daily supply of "dicks" was dwindling. I really never gave it much thought that someone was stealing all the "dicks" that were supposed to cum to me.
That poo-say obviously needs attention. Hell let a girl lick it and finger bang that thang. It needs attention. You too angry lol. You need some release lol.
Have another drink dicklips. I don't know what backwoods little village you're from but we speak something called "English" here, not some baboon babble coming out the red ass of a cross-eyed monkey brained sister fucker.
Exactly why you angry. A simple term like "your pussy needs attention" and you dont understand it lol. Point proven.
No idiot. I don't "understand" stupid. (YOU)
we ( US ) know who you're talking too simply by the quote you dick slurping idiot :rightON:
So that's supposed to "hurt my feelings?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
Hey...I can’t go out like this. I have 35 minutes before I disappear for good. Post me some songs or something!You're all swear and no substance ... unless you count that sticky stuff all over your face
After reading your Mensa quality comebacks, I say you suck worse than Breakfall right about now.
Do you ?
Breakfall actually is a favorite of Chinese Businessmen. He has no gag reflex. Breakfall taught me everything I know and suck (YOUR FATHER).
I have 45 minutes left. I will miss y’all!
I am a man of my word. And I’m stubborn. :Cheers:I have 45 minutes left. I will miss y’all!
You fucker! The Mayans predicted 2012, guess what happened, NOTHING! You know whats gonna happen in 45 minutes, NOTHING. Cuase I DEMAND you stay right here at the Bastard Factory! You want us to pull a Dilf? you want us to do vocaroo votes to make you stay? Cause I'll do it by God! I"ll foookin' do it! hahahahaha
I am a man of my word. And I’m stubborn. :Cheers:I have 45 minutes left. I will miss y’all!
You fucker! The Mayans predicted 2012, guess what happened, NOTHING! You know whats gonna happen in 45 minutes, NOTHING. Cuase I DEMAND you stay right here at the Bastard Factory! You want us to pull a Dilf? you want us to do vocaroo votes to make you stay? Cause I'll do it by God! I"ll foookin' do it! hahahahaha
I am a man of my word. And I’m stubborn. :Cheers:I have 45 minutes left. I will miss y’all!
You fucker! The Mayans predicted 2012, guess what happened, NOTHING! You know whats gonna happen in 45 minutes, NOTHING. Cuase I DEMAND you stay right here at the Bastard Factory! You want us to pull a Dilf? you want us to do vocaroo votes to make you stay? Cause I'll do it by God! I"ll foookin' do it! hahahahaha
Hey...I can’t go out like this. I have 35 minutes before I disappear for good. Post me some songs or something!You're all swear and no substance ... unless you count that sticky stuff all over your face
After reading your Mensa quality comebacks, I say you suck worse than Breakfall right about now.
Do you ?
Breakfall actually is a favorite of Chinese Businessmen. He has no gag reflex. Breakfall taught me everything I know and suck (YOUR FATHER).
I cut it to a #2 every 3 months! :LOL1:wtf man !
looks like a white dude with an afro :LMAO: