I found @Blandscape's spokesperson for the Scottish impaired

[Lily]

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I can understand her.

 

[Lily]

I can understand her.

I can too.

That's a female version of what Blandscape sounds like to me.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I can too.

That's a female version of what Blandscape sounds like to me.

Interesting to say the least.