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i found the spanial that savaged Fraudy!
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Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry... No, I'm too sleepy.
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Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog. 
I'm not sure why you find it so funny that I was attacked and terrorised by a gang of spaniels ?
Garraty_47
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That's like saying you were mauled by a golden retriever... yeah, those licks must've really left some marks to go with the bruises on your legs from being whacked by the wagging tail.
Flynn
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OMG! Fred! The dog just wanted to play. Chill out.
Flynn
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Yes, the barking and trying to play with you must have been more frightening than when you were planting I.E.D's in the dark.
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Garraty_47
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I'm pretty sure any scars were had by tripping and falling down when you tried to run away from all that affection.
There's precedent, you see.
Or fell out the cab inebriated.
Garraty_47
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Yes, that was the intended inference; thanks for unnecessarily pointing it out Capt. Obvious.
You people are all acting like you've never had an accident in your lives. Remember when garraty burnt his beard off lighting a fag? Remember when jack totalled his car and ruptured a bollock because he was too busy telling us how he's won and owns us all instead of paying due care and attention to the road? Stop being hypocrites now
Stop being hypocrites nowSo you didn't write off your car?
Who said that, little blister beetle?
Garraty_47
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You people are all acting like you've never had an accident in your lives. Remember when garraty burnt his beard off lighting a fag? Remember when jack totalled his car and ruptured a bollock because he was too busy telling us how he's won and owns us all instead of paying due care and attention to the road?
Hey now... it wasn't my beard.
It was only part of my mustache.
And it grew back *without* having to resort to x-rays and "support boots" and all that jazz.
We're not the same.
OP
OP
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You did
Where was the skin graft from though?
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I did what?
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OP
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More likely due to your consumption of cheap plastic bottled cider me thinks.
I dont listen to your vocaroos lazy one.
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Garraty_47
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Where was the skin graft from though?
The skin graft you hallucinated after overdosing on the pain meds the chemist forked over to help you deal with your self-inflicted ankle injury?
Pop a few more and maybe the flame fairy will visit you again so you can ask him/her/it 'cuz I dunno.
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