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So this new house that I bought came with a lot of the old owner’s leave-behinds. There’s been a lot of junk to date, but lately I hit a bonanza of treasures.

One first was a 2005 shipment of Mexican Vases that came to just over $5000 in total. Boxes of chewed-out, rat-infested boxes that I thought were empty but then had some values inside.

The second was cleaning the basement and a whack-load of weed discovered in an old paper bag. Just under an ounce, but I haven’t smoked in 5 years.

I blazed it up and have been stoned for the last two days straight.

Today was a good dayyyyyyyyyyyyy
 
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I envy people who don’t get all paranoid and socially awkward after a good smoke lol
Well, I’m not the socially awkward type typically, but I do like it when my aura isn’t being bruised during my 4:30 and getting Chinese eyes after my 4:20! Can you dig it?
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Pics or it didn't happen

and by now, it should be shitty weed

Those things aren’t weed.....they’re rat shit

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It had a packet of rollies that only had integrity after the 4th paper. The glue is almost non-existent but a master craftsman such as myself can get it blazing enough. I listened to some more music that I hadn’t listened to since the 80’s...

 
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What a fun thread! What an engaging contributor!

I too have some interesting Mexican antique weed . If you really, really believe it will get you stoned it will.
 

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Very low tolerance /// get high off of 2 years old dry weed no prob ...how does bone dry weed get mold ?
@SHAMPAIN ... find your strain, the lower THC's won't leave you paro'
 

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I shit you not...I found another bag of weed. This one had the name of his son written on the bag. The two degrees of separation, a simple father/son 4:20 rivalry.

Another bag of weed and I’ve smoked for 5 days straight.

I feel good. I don’t normally partake in herb or general drugs for that matter...but I feel good. I’m mellow and shit. Hahaha
 

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annnnnd ONE bitch slap bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
 

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I totally fought off a dozen negroes in Bed Stuy with my awesome aikido skills!

I totally nailed my rich girlfriend's 23 year old stepmom!

I totally found 10 kilos of prime kush in a house I bought yesterday for cash!

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