I fucked my neighbors wife!

[Ray_Pissed]

She was walking past my house at the same time as I was driving my car out of the driveway. I didn't see her and I drove straight over the top of her.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

She was walking past my house at the same time as I was driving my car out of the driveway. I didn't see her and I drove straight over the top of her.

Don't worry, Freud will be okay.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

This event will have no impact on the amount of cock admin sucks

 

[Admin.]

Ignored donut destruction*

 

[Ray_Pissed]

This event will have no impact on the amount of cock admin sucks

Why don't you two just fuck and get it over with!

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Don't worry, Freud will be okay.

Hes never been ok. Why start now?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

She was walking past my house at the same time as I was driving my car out of the driveway. I didn't see her and I drove straight over the top of her.

Shallow grave, few leaves on top, you never saw nuffink.

 

[reaper]

Why don't you two just fuck and get it over with!

Yeah,I tried that to bro.

Both of em ain't gunna stop.

Best to just scroll past the most of it.

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Yeah,I tried that to bro.

Both of em ain't gunna stop.

Best to just scroll past the most of it.

How about if we fucked them?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

How about if we fucked them?

Admin would love that

You like olive oyl? He looks like olive oyl

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Admin would love that

You like olive oyl? He looks like olive oyl

I'm guessing you do.............

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Why don't you two just fuck and get it over with!

Are you playing with your butt plug just thinking about those two dirty fuckers consummating their marriage with each other's butthole and ejaculation juice?

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Are you playing with your butt plug just thinking about those two dirty fuckers consummating their marriage with each other's butthole and ejaculation juice?

So graphic! How many times have you thought about it HOMO!

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

So graphic! How many times have you thought about it HOMO!

Up til now?

ZERO times....but now that you mention it...


*Logs off and grabs watermelon sized dildo*

 

[Ray_Pissed]

Up til now?

ZERO times....but now that you mention it...


*Logs off and grabs watermelon sized dildo*

*Turns on webcam and lubes up chair leg*

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

*Turns on webcam and lubes up chair leg*

*Is prompted for a valid credit card number that will be billed @ $14.95 per minute with a 60 minute minimum and a 35% gratuity added*

 

[Swamp-Duck]

*Is prompted for a valid credit card number that will be billed @ $14.95 per minute with a 60 minute minimum and a 35% gratuity added*

I knew you was a HOE.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I knew you was a HOE.

A high priced one at that.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

A high priced one at that.

Wow a whole fiver.

 

[Oerdin]

You New Zealanders drive on the wrong side of the road so it is no surprise you get into car accidents.