I passed the background check

[Fredricka]

I'm the kind of American that isn't American

Look, I think it's quite sad that you're going unheard here, I'm willing to give up a bit of my time and sanity to interpret your vocaroos for people that can't be assed to listen to you or can't understand you. All I ask for in exchange is thumbsups and hearts, I reckon 1 per second should cover it, ok it's a deal

 

[Blandscape]

I'm the kind of American that isn't American

Look, I think it's quite sad that you're going unheard here, I'm willing to give up a bit of my time and sanity to interpret your vocaroos for people that can't be assed to listen to you or can't understand you. All I ask for in exchange is thumbsups and hearts, I reckon 1 per second should cover it, ok it's a deal

 

[Fredricka]

If you're going to insist on calling me American, I shall interpret your vocaroos my own way and tell everyone you're saying how much you love and admire trump. Think on that, wee laddie, this is not an empty threat, im deadly serious here

 

[Blandscape]

If you're going to insist on calling me American, I shall interpret your vocaroos my own way and tell everyone you're saying how much you love and admire trump. Think on that, wee laddie, this is not an empty threat, im deadly serious here

 

[Fredricka]

I won't just say you love trump you know, I'll make up loads of other shit too, be funny, trust me

 

[The Cuntess]

One of the mods needs to listen to blandscapes vocaroos for us and let us know if there's anything interesting in them, I can't be assed

Nah negro fuck you. I’m not trying to listen to your woke bullshit this morning

 

[The Cuntess]

Oh shit @Fredricka , my bad! I meant to quote Blandscape lol. I’m tired

 

[Seamajor]

Oh shit @Fredricka , my bad! I meant to quote Blandscape lol. I’m tired

Fuck, we thought you were in ICE custody. Remember one is guilty before innocent. The opposite of how it used to be.

 

[The Prowler]

Nah negro fuck you. I’m not trying to listen to your woke bullshit this morning

Yeah!!!!

Fuck you Freddie!!!!

 

[Fredricka]

Yeah!!!!

Fuck you Freddie!!!!

For that I'll be tagging you with every blandscape post I interpret, you won't miss a slurred word

 

[MrNiceGuy]

I'm the kind of American that isn't American

Look, I think it's quite sad that you're going unheard here, I'm willing to give up a bit of my time and sanity to interpret your vocaroos for people that can't be assed to listen to you or can't understand you. All I ask for in exchange is thumbsups and hearts, I reckon 1 per second should cover it, ok it's a deal

All I see on Blandscape's vocaroos are red Xs with dead links so if you did translate it would definitely last longer.

I guess he's so ashamed that he deletes them same fucking day or something? What a noobsauce fink.

 

[Fredricka]

All I see on Blandscape's vocaroos are red Xs with dead links so if you did translate it would definitely last longer.

I guess he's so ashamed that he deletes them same fucking day or something? What a noobsauce fink.

He doesnt even leave them half a day, the cunt

 

[Seamajor]

Nah negro fuck you. I’m not trying to listen to your woke bullshit this morning

Remember Tractor Ass, your guilty first.

 

[The Cuntess]

Fuck on out my thread, faggot

 

[The Associate]

Fuck, we thought you were in ICE custody. Remember one is guilty before innocent. The opposite of how it used to be.

It's actually not. Removal hearings aren't criminal jury trials. That's ridiculous.

That'd be like if I broke into your house and you couldn't call the cops and have me thrown out until 30 days had gone by and we had an eviction hearing.

WTF.

 

[Seamajor]

Do you believe that? Since it’s a lame guess, you continue to be full of shit. One is always innocent first. Do you live in the USA?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Do you believe that? Since it’s a lame guess, you continue to be full of shit. One is always innocent first. Do you live in the USA?

Wait! So Trump is "innocent first?"

 

[Seamajor]

That’s right. It would take 5 minutes to make it guilty. Like the 34 felonies he’s been convicted of. Did ya forget? You’re not very smart. More like a dead beat loser

 

[Seamajor]

Fuck on out my thread, faggot

Why are you a liar? Best to get back to your drug sales.

 

[Seamajor]

Now it’s the physical. I admit, I’m scared of this one.

Lets go USA!

I told ya before. That trailer to tow around limits limits your movement. Why do you lie

 

[Reggie_Essent]

That’s right. It would take 5 minutes to make it guilty. Like the 34 felonies he’s been convicted of. Did ya forget? You’re not very smart. More like a dead beat loser

You mean the 34 incorrect accounting ledger entries that suddenly became felonies because Trump?

Oh wait! I keep forgetting how incredibly stupid you are.

Nevermind.

 

[Fredricka]

It's actually not. Removal hearings aren't criminal jury trials. That's ridiculous.

That'd be like if I broke into your house and you couldn't call the cops and have me thrown out until 30 days had gone by and we had an eviction hearing.

WTF.

Hi question, how's it going? Do you need some more money from me? Happy to help as always

 

[Admin.]

Hey guises I’m gonna pretend to be the Secretary of Defense

Pew pew pew, Merica!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hey guises I’m gonna pretend to be the Secretary of Defense

Pew pew pew, Merica!

Hiya Admin! Nice to see you around. Please teach SeaSlopey how to properly meme.

 

[Seamajor]

Hiya Admin! Nice to see you around. Please teach SeaSlopey how to properly meme.

I’m sorry. I forgot, all you know is the French Frier.

 

[Seamajor]

You mean the 34 incorrect accounting ledger entries that suddenly became felonies because Trump?

Oh wait! I keep forgetting how incredibly stupid you are.

Nevermind.

I don’t live in a box in Chicago.

 

[Seamajor]

It's actually not. Removal hearings aren't criminal jury trials. That's ridiculous.

That'd be like if I broke into your house and you couldn't call the cops and have me thrown out until 30 days had gone by and we had an eviction hearing.

WTF.

You sound like you have experience with the law? Let me guess.

 

[Fredricka]

You sound like you have experience with the law? Let me guess.

He was in prison for 4 years, he won't tell us h8s crime, but I bet he was segregated from main population

 

[The Associate]

You sound like you have experience with the law? Let me guess.

 

[Seamajor]

4 years huh.