I Will be Making Falafel This Evening

[The New Holliday]

..in solidarity with the people of the Middle East. I feel it's the least I can do. If I could do less I would, of course.

All that was available at the shoppers was a Euro Mediterranean version, but it will have to do.

 

[Admin.]

..in solidarity with the people of the Middle East. I feel it's the least I can do. If I could do less I would, of course.

All that was available at the shoppers was a Euro Mediterranean version, but it will have to do.

I was just reading online that President Trump is a big fan of chickpea.

 

[The New Holliday]

I was just reading online that President Trump is a big fan of chickpea.

I'm hoping those pee-pee tapes are available soon.

 

[The New Holliday]

OMG! I think Instant Karma got me.
.. I finished the Falafel in Pita with lettuce and tahini sauce and got a spontaneous nose bleed immediately after.

Did instant karma bop me right on the nose for my flip attitude,
.. or was it the kind of thing that dry baseboard heat will sometimes bring on when this time of year comes around.

2 RECs to whoever posts it first (unless I don't like you).

PS: I can see I should have put a time limit on this.

 

[X]

Using Halal Pork is essential to any good faLoofil

 

[Admin.]

OMG! I think Instant Karma got me.
.. I finished the Falafel in Pita with lettuce and tahini sauce and got a spontaneous nose bleed immediately after.

Did instant karma bop me right on the nose for my flip attitude,
.. or was it the kind of thing that dry baseboard heat will sometimes bring on when this time of year comes around.

2 RECs to whoever posts it first (unless I don't like you).

PS: I can see I should have put a time limit on this.

I believe you are possessed. (Watch The Exorcist for more information)



Jezebel,
Spirit of destruction,
Spirit of grief,
I bind you with chains of iron
I bind you out of that bounded heaven.
Loosen your hold and come out of her now.
(It's no good our sister.)
Out. Out Jezebel.
Come out now
(Go ahead)
Out in the name of Jesus
Come out destruction
Come out destruction
Come out grief
Jezebel you are going to listen to me Jezebel

 

[Lily]

That was definitely Mohammed that got you, infidel.

 

[The New Holliday]

That was definitely Mohammed that got you, infidel.

It could have been the hot spice, or it could have been the dry heat which isn't uncommon around now.

 

[Lily]

It could have been the hot spice, or it could have been the dry heat which isn't uncommon around now.

Probably the dry heat. A humidifier could help.

 

[The Prowler]

Captain Obvious Alert!!!!

Probably the dry heat. A humidifier could help.

Oh, it that what they are for?

 

[Lily]

So @The New Holliday, ever notice how desperate some people are for attention?

 

[The Prowler]

That was definitely Mohammed that got you, infidel.

It is "Muhammad", you ignorant twat.

 

[X]

It is "Muhammad", you ignorant twat.

Oi !! comb your hair !

 

[Lily]

Oi !! comb your hair !

He sounds so desperate to get my attention. I bet his wife is happy that he has me to chase about. Gives her a break from him.

 

[The Prowler]

What can I say?

I enjoy pointing out @Lily's many flaws.

 

[Admin.]

What can I say?

I enjoy pointing out @Lily's many flaws.

But you’re bald though?

 

[Lily]

But you’re bald though?

Not that there isn't anything wrong with that, though.

 

[X]

But you’re bald though?

I consider that a flaw... ayup

 

[X]

Pink skin YIKES ! like a salmon

 

[The Prowler]

Only fat and stupid people would ever claim that they would rather be fat and stupid than be bald.

Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[Admin.]

Only fat and stupid people would ever claim that they would rather be fat and stupid than be bald.

Hahahahaha!!!!

Citations needed.

 

[Lily]

Citations needed.

Bald and stupid is sooooo much better. I'm sure you want to sign up for that.

 

[X]

Fuck that, the fat can diet.... teh bald are dOOmed LOL at the thought of the rain hitting the peak ... that shit must be cold

 

[The Scoundrel]

OMG! I think Instant Karma got me.
.. I finished the Falafel in Pita with lettuce and tahini sauce and got a spontaneous nose bleed immediately after.

Did instant karma bop me right on the nose for my flip attitude,
.. or was it the kind of thing that dry baseboard heat will sometimes bring on when this time of year comes around.

2 RECs to whoever posts it first (unless I don't like you).

PS: I can see I should have put a time limit on this.

That's because you nailed your floorboards down with tacks the size of Trump's remaining braincell and your Toys R Us hammer. Falafool.