If I was the braggart type and I had just bought a spiffy new Grandma Car

[Admin.]

I ride around with my GF in my Porsche Speedster. It’s worth millions. Everyone checks us out. I swear.

Slow.

0-60 in 3.8, for a boulevard cruiser isn't exactly slow.

First off, a speedster worth "millions" doesnt exactly exist....maybe some old 356 that belonged to someone famous? If its new, 3.8 sec 0-60 is 1/2 second slower than my car.

Shhhh, nobody cares.

You do. I bet your shit is slow too!

I don't drive an old Corolla or 4Runner for Speed. If I want speed, I'll bug my old buddy long enough he'll take me to a track day, and let me take a couple laps in his hot rod.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I ride around with my GF in my Porsche Speedster. It’s worth millions. Everyone checks us out. I swear.

Slow.

0-60 in 3.8, for a boulevard cruiser isn't exactly slow.

First off, a speedster worth "millions" doesnt exactly exist....maybe some old 356 that belonged to someone famous? If its new, 3.8 sec 0-60 is 1/2 second slower than my car.

Shhhh, nobody cares.

You do. I bet your shit is slow too!

I don't drive an old Corolla or 4Runner for Speed. If I want speed, I'll bug my old buddy long enough he'll take me to a track day, and let me take a couple laps in his hot rod.

So basically you have to beg him to ride his hot rod

He str8 or just not into noodle neck sissy flower bois ?

 

[Admin.]

I ride around with my GF in my Porsche Speedster. It’s worth millions. Everyone checks us out. I swear.

Slow.

0-60 in 3.8, for a boulevard cruiser isn't exactly slow.

First off, a speedster worth "millions" doesnt exactly exist....maybe some old 356 that belonged to someone famous? If its new, 3.8 sec 0-60 is 1/2 second slower than my car.

Shhhh, nobody cares.

You do. I bet your shit is slow too!

I don't drive an old Corolla or 4Runner for Speed. If I want speed, I'll bug my old buddy long enough he'll take me to a track day, and let me take a couple laps in his hot rod.

So basically you have to beg him to ride his hot rod

He str8 or just not into noodle neck sissy flower bois ?

Dudes a rock star, I almost have to make an appoint in advance to give him a quick call.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Dudes a rock star, I almost have to make an appoint in advance to give him a quick blowjob.

:facepalm:

 

[Admin.]

Dudes a rock star, I almost have to make an appoint in advance to give him a quick blowjob.

:facepalm:

^^^Something a self loathing homophobe would respond with...

cue the impassioned seething rage, in 4,3,2,1...