If you could be your dog for a day

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Good one. A chocolate Lab, with an owner that lives at the beach.
 

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i would run off into the woods, pal around with hikers, eat their food then come home and see who missed me the most
 

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doggie style with my neighbors annoying ass chihuahua

I would be a pit and she would be stuck on the tip
 

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doggie style with my neighbors annoying ass chihuahua

I would be a pit and she would be stuck on the tip
would u do it for a million $?

I’d slap you around.


But I’d also do that for FREEE99
oooh salty

for not falling into your thirst trap? lol
whats a thirst trap?

go away, itchy ass
it was an honest question
 

Jeannie

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u wanna slap me for free, good - do your best ill give it 2 y

after that tho...
 

Jeannie

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doggie style with my neighbors annoying ass chihuahua

I would be a pit and she would be stuck on the tip
would u do it for a million $?

I’d slap you around.


But I’d also do that for FREEE99
oooh salty

for not falling into your thirst trap? lol
whats a thirst trap?

go away, itchy ass
u shilled for BLM, ur smart and deserve the shame
 

Murdy

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doggie style with my neighbors annoying ass chihuahua

I would be a pit and she would be stuck on the tip
would u do it for a million $?

I’d slap you around.


But I’d also do that for FREEE99
oooh salty

for not falling into your thirst trap? lol
whats a thirst trap?

go away, itchy ass
u shilled for BLM, ur smart and deserve the shame

and you stand for nothing, yet fall for everything
 

Jeannie

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doggie style with my neighbors annoying ass chihuahua

I would be a pit and she would be stuck on the tip
would u do it for a million $?

I’d slap you around.


But I’d also do that for FREEE99
oooh salty

for not falling into your thirst trap? lol
whats a thirst trap?

go away, itchy ass
u shilled for BLM, ur smart and deserve the shame

and you stand for nothing, yet fall for everything

he who spares the wicked, harms the good

-seneca
 

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I don't have a dog right now, but if I could be one of the dogs I walk, I'd make a run for it and sneak into my car when I'm about to leave me behind and I'd go home with me.
 

TheHaze

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Are you kidding,the poor dog will most likly catch aids ! 1
 

Jeannie

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for general bravery and agility i would be a malinois