If you could meet up with another BF board member…

[The Prowler]

No, it's fun.

I will have to try meeting someone in real life sometime, then.

 

[Jack]

Drive over to VT. or fly and I'll pick you up at the airport.

 

[The Prowler]

Drive over to VT. or fly and I'll pick you up at the airport.

I think I might try it with someone in my own town, first.

 

[Jack]

I think I might try it with someone in my own town, first.

dont you live near X?

 

[Flynn]

What’re you?? A fucking cop? Occifer Phil McKraken?

Let me get this straight.

Now I'm a cop for pointing out the obvious?

Gimme a break!

 

[Flynn]

You wanna kick guys in the nuts? I bet you must really miss yours then huh?

How would I miss something I never had?

 

[Flynn]

I'd like to get shit faced with murdy, I bet she'd be a laugh

Dude, she'll try to eat your vagina.

 

[Fredricka]

Dude, she'll try to eat your vagina.

I'm used to knocking back the ladies, once we get over that we'd have a good night

 

[Flynn]

I dont want to meet any of you, "Never meet your Zeros" as they say, it would break you all to realise you didn't measure up and I mean that in many ways.

If it had to be anyone, it would be @Larry Loungelizard to discuss who we could really mind fuck on here together.

Oh, okay.

Between your thinning hairline and LarryFairyLizard's tl;dr comebacks, yes, you two internet gladiators are totally scary.

NOT!!!

 

[The Cuntess]

Like I said years ago, if you were in NYC we'd of already met.

You just made me think of that Marvin Gaye song. Distant lovers

 

[Flynn]

I'm used to knocking back the ladies, once we get over that we'd have a good night

She will rape you.

 

[Flynn]

1. Fred
2. X
3. Lily
4. Admin

Already met Murdy.

Can you go one single day without lying, @Jack , well can you?!

 

[The Prowler]

dont you live near X?

Pretty close...an hour drive....I told him I would take him for a ride in my C8 Corvette and he spazzed out....called me a fag and said I wanted to have a date with him.

 

[The Prowler]

She will rape you.

Freddie laughs, but Murdock has a history of meeting people here and getting them shitfaced and then sexually assaulting them.

It is no joke, Freddie.

 

[The Cuntess]

Not FairyLarryLizard

 

[Fredricka]

Freddie laughs, but Murdock has a history of meeting people here and getting them shitfaced and then sexually assaulting them.

It is no joke, Freddie.

I might up with her when she moves to Ireland, lily will keep me safe

 

[Dove]

Dude, she'll try to eat your vagina.

This is true

And if you let her, she will tell EVERYONE.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Freddie laughs, but Murdock has a history of meeting people here and getting them shitfaced and then sexually assaulting them.

It is no joke, Freddie.

Did you hear the one about the Pakistani cab driver? That was a hoot!

 

[The Prowler]

Did you hear the one about the Pakistani cab driver? That was a hoot!

Freddie drives a cab?

 

[Dove]

Freddie laughs, but Murdock has a history of meeting people here and getting them shitfaced and then sexually assaulting them.

It is no joke, Freddie.

She sexually assaulted Biggie.

Then came to the forum to brag about it. And then said his penis didnt "work"

Which wasnt the insult she thought it was.

 

[Flynn]

I might up with her when she moves to Ireland, lily will keep me safe

Holy fuck woman, you're not getting it. Sorry Dove, gotta throw you under the bus.

Murdy fucked Dove! There! Need I say more? Or did Dove rape Murdy?

 

[Fredricka]

Holy fuck woman, you're not getting it. Sorry Dove, gotta throw you under the bus.

Murdy fucked Dove! There! Need I say more? Or did Dove rape Murdy?

Was lily there to act as chaperone though?

 

[The Cuntess]

Did you hear the one about the Pakistani cab driver? That was a hoot!

Dude, that is so fucking gross. They stink like fecal water

 

[Flynn]

This is true

And if you let her, she will tell EVERYONE.

Here I felt bad throwing you under the bus, or more commonly known as, Murdy.

 

[Flynn]

Was lily there to act as chaperone though?

Oh my, you're a dirty bird!

 

[Dove]

Holy fuck woman, you're not getting it. Sorry Dove, gotta throw you under the bus.

Murdy fucked Dove! There! Need I say more? Or did Dove rape Murdy?

She came to visit me for her birthday back when I lived in FL

I was in a break up process with a guy I was dating

She got a bottle of....decent....scotch.

Then she on me like a duck on a June bug and I felt like.....eh fuck it life sucks right anyway.

What I didnt anticipate was her announcing it on every forum.

I feel like she used me for male attention.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Dude, that is so fucking gross. They stink like fecal water

I know. My mouth was hanging open in abject horror as I read Biggie's account of the incident.

 

[The Prowler]

Already met Murdy.

Did she rape you?

If not....do you feel rejected?

 

[Dove]

Was lily there to act as chaperone though?

Nope. Just Murd.

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[Dove]

Holy fuck woman, you're not getting it. Sorry Dove, gotta throw you under the bus.

Murdy fucked Dove! There! Need I say more? Or did Dove rape Murdy?

She thinks we are joking lol