I'm Dr. Bartholomew Zanick and I'm on a welfare mission

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I will ask no questions because my actions, according to my nature, are beyond reproach. I will accept no fee for what is righteous.

Discreetly give me the name of any pregnant human and her private phone number. I will call her anonymously, and I will verbally coerce her into an abortion commitment with me. If she answers my call, this is certain. We will schedule my abortion for her together, and I will follow up to ensure that she has chosen faith in our commitment. In either case, she will suffer improvement.

This is your moral reward, and its credit remains through your life and thereafter. I promise you will die with special distinction.

I am an angel of God.
 

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PS, can you honestly say whether or not, you have ever in your life swallowed "Too much sperm"? A simple yes or no, will suffice.

Due to the lack of clean towels and such, I imagine when he is done he just licks it off his hand and leaves whatever stains on the cut off sweat pants alone.

Just my thoughts.
 

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PS, can you honestly say whether or not, you have ever in your life swallowed "Too much sperm"? A simple yes or no, will suffice.
Jesus....that statement was a bit risqué for the likes of you...you been drinking?
I know how hard basic english is for you landlocked foreigers, it wasn't a statement but a question....a question that has obviously raised your hackles, why do you suppose that is?
 

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PS, can you honestly say whether or not, you have ever in your life swallowed "Too much sperm"? A simple yes or no, will suffice.
Jesus....that statement was a bit risqué for the likes of you...you been drinking?
I know how hard basic english is for you landlocked foreigers, it wasn't a statement but a question....a question that has obviously raised your hackles, why do you suppose that is?
My hackles aren’t raised, you just caught me surprise with that statement/question...it’s almost unbecoming of you! :LOL1:
 

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PS, can you honestly say whether or not, you have ever in your life swallowed "Too much sperm"? A simple yes or no, will suffice.
Jesus....that statement was a bit risqué for the likes of you...you been drinking?
I know how hard basic english is for you landlocked foreigers, it wasn't a statement but a question....a question that has obviously raised your hackles, why do you suppose that is?
My hackles aren’t raised, you just caught me surprise with that statement/question...it’s almost unbecoming of you! :LOL1:
I see.
 

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PS, can you honestly say whether or not, you have ever in your life swallowed "Too much sperm"? A simple yes or no, will suffice.
Jesus....that statement was a bit risqué for the likes of you...you been drinking?

When I was 19, I had an abortion. It really traumatized me. I took it really hard for a very long time, even attempted suicide over it.

When i was having my very regrettable fling with Poofturd, i told him about it in detail. Even down to my pro life advocacy and who the abortionist I saw was.

Take a wild guess what that abortionists name was. Bartholomew Zanick.

If you Google Zanick, you will see he is an abortion provider in Michigan.

So this is yet another desperate and pathetic attempt to get my attention since I put him on ignore here.

Gross, isnt it?

I'm not calling it out because I'm mad or upset. It's just boring, predictable and a bit disturbing. Bleh.

I expect there will be some pretty psychotic extinction bursts coming. Keep this in mind when he is ranting playing victim.
 
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PS, can you honestly say whether or not, you have ever in your life swallowed "Too much sperm"? A simple yes or no, will suffice.
Jesus....that statement was a bit risqué for the likes of you...you been drinking?

When I was 19, I had an abortion. It really traumatized me. I took it really hard for a very long time, even attempted suicide over it.

When i was having my very regrettable fling with Poofturd, i told him about it in detail. Even down to my pro life advocacy and who the abortionist I saw was.

Take a wild guess what that abortionists name was. Bartholomew Zanick.

If you Google Zanick, you will see he is an abortion provider in Michigan.

So this is yet another desperate and pathetic attempt to get my attention since I put him on ignore here.

Gross, isnt it?

I'm not calling it out because I'm mad or upset. It's just boring, predictable and a bit disturbing. Bleh.
Yeah that kind of trolling is definitely over the top. Sorry Dove, that you’ve had to deal with that kinda thing and it’s been made fun of in such a poor manner here. :Whaa?:
 

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PS, can you honestly say whether or not, you have ever in your life swallowed "Too much sperm"? A simple yes or no, will suffice.
Jesus....that statement was a bit risqué for the likes of you...you been drinking?

When I was 19, I had an abortion. It really traumatized me. I took it really hard for a very long time, even attempted suicide over it.

When i was having my very regrettable fling with Poofturd, i told him about it in detail. Even down to my pro life advocacy and who the abortionist I saw was.

Take a wild guess what that abortionists name was. Bartholomew Zanick.

If you Google Zanick, you will see he is an abortion provider in Michigan.

So this is yet another desperate and pathetic attempt to get my attention since I put him on ignore here.

Gross, isnt it?

I'm not calling it out because I'm mad or upset. It's just boring, predictable and a bit disturbing. Bleh.
Yeah that kind of trolling is definitely over the top. Sorry Dove, that you’ve had to deal with kinda thing and it’s been made fun of in such a poor manner here. :Whaa?:

It's not "trolling". He is a sociopath. A narcissistic abuser.

I was really stupid getting involved with this person. Ever since I slammed the breaks and ended it, he started dragging all this shit to the internet. Trying to use personal details about my life and lying to bully and shame me on the boards.

I ignored it at first, then I started slamming back.

This went on for a year and half, and everytime I drop it, he starts shit like this. Every board I go on.

And if I'm offline, he starts looking for information on me and my husband. (We were separated and divorcing but we reconciled).

I've been mostly off the boards for a while, and decided to come shit post here to avoid all this nonsense. But this is what always ends up happening.

I'm going to continue ignoring them, I'm just pointing out how sick and hateful his whole axe grinding is. I feel bad for Cascur and Flea to an extent because he used to drag them something fierce. But they all aligned and are foaming at the mouth.....they all deserve eachother really.

Watch your back with those people. They are not normal.
 

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@zanick is from niggasinspace forum. nothing malicious here. its op is his thang so to speak.

If that's true, it's the most fucked up coincidence I've ever seen.

Meh... .best to not even talk about that bullshit anymore either :D
its true. i do random invites on other forums to come here from time to time. always nice to have fresh faces/personalities on BF. some are a just lil unhinged lol. the netz and real life will do that to do the best of us. you must know that pretty well from your online travels over the years.
 

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@zanick is from niggasinspace forum. nothing malicious here. its op is his thang so to speak.

If that's true, it's the most fucked up coincidence I've ever seen.

Meh... .best to not even talk about that bullshit anymore either :D
its true. i do random invites on other forums to come here from time to time. always nice to have fresh faces/personalities on BF. some are a just lil unhinged lol. the netz and real life will do that to do the best of us. you must know that pretty well from your online travels over the years.

Seriously the most absolutely fucked up coincidence I have ever seen. It even reads exactly like Pturd....hahahaha. The name Zanick. Good gawd.

I need another break lol.

I'm still gonna have a hairy eyeball on this dude just in case because that's just too weird :D
 
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PS, can you honestly say whether or not, you have ever in your life swallowed "Too much sperm"? A simple yes or no, will suffice.

Implying there's enough to go around in the first place? God is a populist and I swallow what he bids. Incidentally, I've swallowed at least some of most human secretions.
 

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PS, can you honestly say whether or not, you have ever in your life swallowed "Too much sperm"? A simple yes or no, will suffice.

Implying there's enough to go around in the first place? God is a populist and I swallow what he bids. Incidentally, I've swallowed at least some of most human secretions.
Who cares what YOU think? Have you even experienced "the public"?
 
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Your abundance of graphic expressions has relieved me of the obligation to grace you all with a more personal reply. As a busy servant of the Lord, I must extend the administrators my gratitude.