Truth-time: I am Dr. Bartholomew Zanick, the alluded Michigan Abortionist

[Whomever]

Can you perform one on this? :LMAO:

You have presented me with an image. Your species is terribly confused about what constitutes an object for perception. This is not what was intended for you.

 

[Dove]

Can you perform one on this? :LMAO:

What's that....like a 500th trimester abortion?

We would all have to chip in and pay for the extra large biohazard bin.

I'm in.

 

[Dove]

That pic wouldnt even that bad if she had a bag on her head.

 

[The Countess]

I’m sorry your services were advertised on a troll forum. Some people have no damn sense

Your sympathies are appreciated, Countess. However, I am unperturbed. There are places in your world where more abortions happen, and I know a few with better weather than where I am currently performing abortions. In any case, my mission does not exclude the lives of trolls, whom God has a plan for (if not abortion).

I must commend you for your enthusiasm in seeking treatment for your chronic condition. We do not wish humans to stop getting pregnant; only we object to your completing this cycle. When you reach your third dozen, you will enjoy canonization living. You could say this is a new intervention that hearkens back to a better time when there were not so many of you.

Thank you. You shouldn’t have em if you can’t afford to take care of them

 

[realgrimm]

I am afraid I retain all extracted biological material for nonhuman activities ordained by your God.

I hear Oprah makes skin cream outta baby foreskins .. how bout that side hustle

 

[RAVEN]

It's time to troll the trolls... and I can be a bitch ;) hehehehehe

 

[Whomever]

You will have no access to the biohazardous materials or their storage, regardless of how many abortions you seek. They will remain frozen until I have secured a federal grant for research in a guarded facility guaranteed in a bipartisan budget. We have prepared your abortion ambassador already to facilitate this hospitality with his endorsement.

 

[The Countess]

You will have no access to the biohazardous materials or their storage, regardless of how many abortions you seek. They will remain frozen until I have secured a federal grant for research in a guarded facility guaranteed in a bipartisan budget. We have prepared your abortion ambassador already to facilitate this hospitality with his endorsement.

Can I bring my own coat hanger?

 

[realgrimm]

You will have no access to the biohazardous materials or their storage, regardless of how many abortions you seek. They will remain frozen until I have secured a federal grant for research in a guarded facility guaranteed in a bipartisan budget. We have prepared your abortion ambassador already to facilitate this hospitality with his endorsement.

 

[RAVEN]

wtf? HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Dove]

You will have no access to the biohazardous materials or their storage, regardless of how many abortions you seek. They will remain frozen until I have secured a federal grant for research in a guarded facility guaranteed in a bipartisan budget. We have prepared your abortion ambassador already to facilitate this hospitality with his endorsement.

What if I already wiped a booger in it?

Is it still good?

 

[The Countess]

You will have no access to the biohazardous materials or their storage, regardless of how many abortions you seek. They will remain frozen until I have secured a federal grant for research in a guarded facility guaranteed in a bipartisan budget. We have prepared your abortion ambassador already to facilitate this hospitality with his endorsement.

Ok. I consider myself unshockable. But this has me like wtf