Hey drunk fuck. I went out for dinner so I've been away, but I did just crack a beer so I'll drink to the old days.
I'll sip some bourbon now and then, but not a whole lot these days. A bottle will last in my cupboard for three or four weeks.
He xsounds like a lightweight, i bet my dad would drink him under the table. Holiday are you awake still?
Of course he's a light weight. All Libtarded males are lifghtweights.
Lol, I bet I'D drink him under the table
Oh, no doubt. He'd be babbling even more incoherently than usual before you downed your third cider.
Something to be proud of.
You oughta go drinkin' with @Herman at the Blue Cashew @Reggie_Essent
Herman always complains that Canada isn't good to him, but our free socialist healthcare saved his life when he came down with cancer, eh Reggie? So he wouldn't live long in your country or would have to sell his farm to pay for medical expenses.
I'd drink you under the table too, you runt
What did you have at the buffet?
As a rule I close the bar about 8PM these days.
It was a family sit down place I've been going to for 30 years. What I like about the place is they give you so much food you can box what you can't eat and have an extra meal for laters.
These days I have a curtailment program.
Ooooooh...nuffin....
Yeah, I done the same thing with my drinking, but I don't tie it to what hour it might be.These days I have a curtailment program.
. I do not mind being thought of as a lightweight drinker.
Ooooooh...nuffin....
. Oh of course not, Regg, who doesn't love a nice plate full of food that's been sitting out in the open all day covered with the hot breath and boogers of all who passed their way before you. I always look for the ones that appear to have been spooned out by the dirty fingers of the homeless. Thems the best eats.
You could try not hanging around in pikey places
As I recall, the trick was to know when the new batch of food was scheduled to be set out. Skinnier folks could dash up to the meat cutting boards before all the unhealthy fat fucks could waddle up, so there were tactics involved.
Is that where the punters are?
I wouldn't know would i
Why don't you like pickey places?
Pikey holiday, PIKEY
Pardons:
No, I have pikey friends. But weren't you the one looking down your nose at buffets? Are you a snob holiday?
Oh yes, totally.
A bit of a hyacinth bucket are you?
Well, you know, Reeka, living here in my mansion up on the hill,