In today's exclusive interview with Poark's boyfriend

[Biggie Smiles]

I have it on good authority that Oak's boyfriend's name is Kermit....

It's Cookie Monster and he likes my cookie. No lie.

He'd need an ultrasound to find it....

or a flour bath

Perhaps a depth sounder and a rowboat....

make sure to strap a 2x4 to your back tho

for when things start to be a little, how shall we say? Bubbly?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I have it on good authority that Oak's boyfriend's name is Kermit....

It's Cookie Monster and he likes my cookie. No lie.

He'd need an ultrasound to find it....

Same as for your manhood, deadbeat.

Oh Look Frood, Planet Oink says you're small

she's big big mad now

 

[Frood]

I have it on good authority that Oak's boyfriend's name is Kermit....

It's Cookie Monster and he likes my cookie. No lie.

He'd need an ultrasound to find it....

Same as for your manhood, deadbeat.

Seen your own feet in the last decade, Chunkmaster 2000?

 

[Frood]

I have it on good authority that Oak's boyfriend's name is Kermit....

It's Cookie Monster and he likes my cookie. No lie.

He'd need an ultrasound to find it....

Same as for your manhood, deadbeat.

Oh Look Frood, Planet Oink says you're small

she's big big mad now

She's shooting gravy out of all her exposed orifices....

 

[Lily]

I have it on good authority that Oak's boyfriend's name is Kermit....

It's Cookie Monster and he likes my cookie. No lie.

He'd need an ultrasound to find it....

Same as for your manhood, deadbeat.

Seen your own feet in the last decade, Chunkmaster 2000?

Too bad you don't have this kind of passion for work as you do for online bullshit. Deadbeat.

 

[Lily]

I have it on good authority that Oak's boyfriend's name is Kermit....

It's Cookie Monster and he likes my cookie. No lie.

He'd need an ultrasound to find it....

Same as for your manhood, deadbeat.

Oh Look Frood, Planet Oink says you're small

she's big big mad now

She's shooting gravy out of all her exposed orifices....

And here you are to lick it up, anything for a free meal, deadbeat.

 

[Frood]

I have it on good authority that Oak's boyfriend's name is Kermit....

It's Cookie Monster and he likes my cookie. No lie.

He'd need an ultrasound to find it....

Same as for your manhood, deadbeat.

Seen your own feet in the last decade, Chunkmaster 2000?

Too bad you don't have this kind of passion for work as you do for online bullshit. Deadbeat.

Too bad treadmills run AWAY when they see you coming....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Porka is cooking like bacon now

lmao

 

[Frood]

I have it on good authority that Oak's boyfriend's name is Kermit....

It's Cookie Monster and he likes my cookie. No lie.

He'd need an ultrasound to find it....

Same as for your manhood, deadbeat.

Oh Look Frood, Planet Oink says you're small

she's big big mad now

She's shooting gravy out of all her exposed orifices....

And here you are to lick it up, anything for a free meal, deadbeat.

I don't eat reheated Taco Bell....

 

[Lily]

I have it on good authority that Oak's boyfriend's name is Kermit....

It's Cookie Monster and he likes my cookie. No lie.

He'd need an ultrasound to find it....

Same as for your manhood, deadbeat.

Oh Look Frood, Planet Oink says you're small

she's big big mad now

She's shooting gravy out of all her exposed orifices....

And here you are to lick it up, anything for a free meal, deadbeat.

I don't eat reheated Taco Bell....

YOu eat it fresh, hmm? That's equally gross, trash.

 

[Frood]

Porka is cooking like bacon now

lmao

Batter up!

 

[Frood]

I have it on good authority that Oak's boyfriend's name is Kermit....

It's Cookie Monster and he likes my cookie. No lie.

He'd need an ultrasound to find it....

Same as for your manhood, deadbeat.

Oh Look Frood, Planet Oink says you're small

she's big big mad now

She's shooting gravy out of all her exposed orifices....

And here you are to lick it up, anything for a free meal, deadbeat.

I don't eat reheated Taco Bell....

YOu eat it fresh, hmm? That's equally gross, trash.

There aren't Taco Bells in my region, Grandma Gravy Pants....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Seriously folks, the last time Mrs Piggy was this upset she sent me and Flea 150 personal messages in a single night

lmao

 

[Frood]

If Oak begins to spontaneously combust, I hope it starts from her feet so she can have a free feed....

 

[Frood]

Seriously folks, the last time Mrs Piggy was this upset she sent me and Flea 150 personal messages in a single night

lmao

She lost her shit and went into pig-hiding mode....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Seriously folks, the last time Mrs Piggy was this upset she sent me and Flea 150 personal messages in a single night

lmao

She lost her shit and went into pig-hiding mode....

She was gonna leave the internet forever if we didn't ban rancid because he called her a land whale

 

[Frood]

Seriously folks, the last time Mrs Piggy was this upset she sent me and Flea 150 personal messages in a single night

lmao

She lost her shit and went into pig-hiding mode....

She was gonna leave the internet forever if we didn't ban rancid because he called her a land whale

She's a snake in private messaging....

(A 300 lb gummy snake)

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Seriously folks, the last time Mrs Piggy was this upset she sent me and Flea 150 personal messages in a single night

lmao

She lost her shit and went into pig-hiding mode....

She was gonna leave the internet forever if we didn't ban rancid because he called her a land whale

She's a snake in private messaging....

(A 300 lb gummy snake)

I'm saying


I should really post those PMs so the average person knows what this pig is really all about

 

[Seamajor]

Nope, Land Whale....

Did you find your nipple stud and keeper yet DD?

 

[Seamajor]

I have it on good authority that Oak's boyfriend's name is Kermit....

It's Cookie Monster and he likes my cookie. No lie.

He'd need an ultrasound to find it....

Same as for your manhood, deadbeat.

Seen your own feet in the last decade, Chunkmaster 2000?

Too bad you don't have this kind of passion for work as you do for online bullshit. Deadbeat.

Too bad treadmills run AWAY when they see you coming....

Listen to Gods gift to Hermaphroditism.

 

[Dove]

Nope, Land Whale....

I remember how she shit her bed when rancid called her that on SG

she got all technical n shit about sea creatures vs land based ones

and we were all like "STFU already you fucking cow"

good times

Yet, Rancid and I get along rather well now. And you know what, he was the bigger person. He has more character than you, by miles...

that's not what you said about him in PM when he was busy kicking your cow fat all around the forum tho

sayin

That was then, this is NOW. Reading is fundamental, stubby little legged man.

Like many others he just got bored kicking your fat rolls around

trust me

he doesn't like you either

Literally no one was surprised that she eagerly jumped in to use my family as forum ammo.

I've had a handful of messages from people who were disgusted by that and wanted to tell me they were disgusted but they dont feel like cunt punting her on the board and having a drawn out forum fight with her because shes exhausting.

They were not surprised. That says a lot. They were not surprised by Murd doing it either....but they were kinda shocked by the viciousness. It's good thing people know better now who to avoid talking to.

Oh well.

 

[Seamajor]

I have it on good authority that Oak's boyfriend's name is Kermit....

Typical for the Hermaphrodite to glom on the the dwarf Stubby. Both have no lives

 

[Seamajor]

Nope, Land Whale....

I remember how she shit her bed when rancid called her that on SG

she got all technical n shit about sea creatures vs land based ones

and we were all like "STFU already you fucking cow"

good times

Yet, Rancid and I get along rather well now. And you know what, he was the bigger person. He has more character than you, by miles...

that's not what you said about him in PM when he was busy kicking your cow fat all around the forum tho

sayin

That was then, this is NOW. Reading is fundamental, stubby little legged man.

Like many others he just got bored kicking your fat rolls around

trust me

he doesn't like you either

Literally no one was surprised that she eagerly jumped in to use my family as forum ammo.

I've had a handful of messages from people who were disgusted by that and wanted to tell me they were disgusted but they dont feel like cunt punting her on the board and having a drawn out forum fight with her because shes exhausting.

They were not surprised. That says a lot. They were not surprised by Murd doing it either....but they were kinda shocked by the viciousness.

Tell it to the dwarf and the hermaphrodite.

 

[Dove]

Nope, Land Whale....

I remember how she shit her bed when rancid called her that on SG

she got all technical n shit about sea creatures vs land based ones

and we were all like "STFU already you fucking cow"

good times

Yet, Rancid and I get along rather well now. And you know what, he was the bigger person. He has more character than you, by miles...

that's not what you said about him in PM when he was busy kicking your cow fat all around the forum tho

sayin

That was then, this is NOW. Reading is fundamental, stubby little legged man.

Like many others he just got bored kicking your fat rolls around

trust me

he doesn't like you either

Literally no one was surprised that she eagerly jumped in to use my family as forum ammo.

I've had a handful of messages from people who were disgusted by that and wanted to tell me they were disgusted but they dont feel like cunt punting her on the board and having a drawn out forum fight with her because shes exhausting.

They were not surprised. That says a lot. They were not surprised by Murd doing it either....but they were kinda shocked by the viciousness.

Tell it to the dwarf and the hermaphrodite.

I'm not a fan of the exchanges that occur between the two of you and I make an effort to not even watch. If it were up to me, you both would ignore eachother. It irks my soul, truly.

If Big were on here attacking people with private info he obtained during a time he was friendly with the person and there were shared with a level of confidence and using family members on that level? Like using things he was told privately in a twisted and dishonest manner to accuse and attack someone? I would definately have an problem with that. He doesnt do that and he wouldnt do that. Not even to people he fucks with.

I dont take part much in these types of exchanges because I would so much rather not. It would wear on me. Believe me I find it genuinely sad. What can be done? Because I have no idea.

 

[Frood]

Nope, Land Whale....

I remember how she shit her bed when rancid called her that on SG

she got all technical n shit about sea creatures vs land based ones

and we were all like "STFU already you fucking cow"

good times

Yet, Rancid and I get along rather well now. And you know what, he was the bigger person. He has more character than you, by miles...

that's not what you said about him in PM when he was busy kicking your cow fat all around the forum tho

sayin

That was then, this is NOW. Reading is fundamental, stubby little legged man.

Like many others he just got bored kicking your fat rolls around

trust me

he doesn't like you either

Literally no one was surprised that she eagerly jumped in to use my family as forum ammo.

I've had a handful of messages from people who were disgusted by that and wanted to tell me they were disgusted but they dont feel like cunt punting her on the board and having a drawn out forum fight with her because shes exhausting.

They were not surprised. That says a lot. They were not surprised by Murd doing it either....but they were kinda shocked by the viciousness.

Tell it to the dwarf and the hermaphrodite.

I'm not a fan of the exchanges that occur between the two of you and I make an effort to not even watch. If it were up to me, you both would ignore eachother. It irks my soul, truly.

If Big were on here attacking people with private info he obtained during a time he was friendly with the person and there were shared with a level of confidence and using family members on that level? Like using things he was told privately in a twisted and dishonest manner to accuse and attack someone? I would definately have an problem with that. He doesnt do that and he wouldnt do that. Not even to people he fucks with.

I dont take part much in these types of exchanges because I would so much rather not. It would wear on me. Believe me I find it genuinely sad. What can be done? Because I have no idea.

Seaboobs get rocket nipples where Biggie and I are concerned.

Like grind through the wax of his surfboard teets...

 

[Frood]

Nope, Land Whale....

Did you find your nipple stud and keeper yet DD?

I have spares....

(Like your dildo collection except not dildos....just titanium jewellery)

 

[Seamajor]

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You have nasty habits DD

 

[deport_liberals]

Nope, Land Whale....

I remember how she shit her bed when rancid called her that on SG

she got all technical n shit about sea creatures vs land based ones

and we were all like "STFU already you fucking cow"

good times

Yet, Rancid and I get along rather well now. And you know what, he was the bigger person. He has more character than you, by miles...

that's not what you said about him in PM when he was busy kicking your cow fat all around the forum tho

sayin

That was then, this is NOW. Reading is fundamental, stubby little legged man.

Like many others he just got bored kicking your fat rolls around

trust me

he doesn't like you either

Literally no one was surprised that she eagerly jumped in to use my family as forum ammo.

I've had a handful of messages from people who were disgusted by that and wanted to tell me they were disgusted but they dont feel like cunt punting her on the board and having a drawn out forum fight with her because shes exhausting.

They were not surprised. That says a lot. They were not surprised by Murd doing it either....but they were kinda shocked by the viciousness. It's good thing people know better now who to avoid talking to.

Oh well.

Well they can't refute your arguments so I guess they are just trying to bully you off the boards...that's been the poark MO(o) for years now...

 

[No One]

This was a great thread thanks for teh suggestion!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I never much like fucking fat chicks. I'll admit I fucked a few back in my oat sowing days.

I only fucked one behemoth in my lifetime

Ooo that shit was nasty. Never again