Is Trump the Second coming? MAGAts???

[Mr. Wednesday]

Fuck off, you lay piece of shit.

I'd tell you to eat a bag of dicks, but as I understand it, you need to cut back as it is.

 

[Lily]

You've been dealing it for months. If you don't know how I like it by now, you're less intelligent than I previously estimated, and my previous estimate was near fucking zero as it was.

Waaaaaaaaaah, I've thought that you have the intellect of pea soup. You haven't said anything to change my mind.

And those grandad jokes of yours are soooooooooooo cringe. I feel embarrassed for you.

I don't even know why you go on. I just don't.

 

[Lily]

I'd tell you to eat a bag of dicks, but as I understand it, you need to cut back as it is.

Too poor to buy a mirror, hmm?

 

[The Prowler]

Lardo @Lily has never been able to come up with a decent flame.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Too poor to buy a mirror, hmm?

Oh, I admit, age has added more upholstery than I had in my twenties, true.

But I'm not egocentric; let's talk about you.

Is it true that the only reason you haven't launched an OnlyFans page is because your target audience, the Inuit, don't typically have internet access?

And just what is the Inuit phrase for, "Holy shit, Nanook, look at this one! The blubber on that could feed us all for a year!" ?

 

[Lily]

Lardo @Lily has never been able to come up with a decent flame.

Yet, something I said hurt you so bad that you've been raging for what, 2 years now?

 

[Lily]

Oh, I admit, age has added more upholstery than I had in my twenties, true.

But I'm not egocentric; let's talk about you.

Is it true that the only reason you haven't launched an OnlyFans page is because your target audience, the Inuit, don't typically have internet access?

You literally look like something a Yeti shat out.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

You literally look like something a Yeti shat out.

This coming from the Yeti.

 

[Lily]

This coming from the Yeti.

Says the man with no partner, probably still a virgin.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Says the man with no partner, probably still a virgin.

Look who thinks she's clairvoyant again. Did that last harpoon the Japanese whalers launched at you leave you with a concussion?

 

[Lily]

Look who thinks she's clairvoyant again. Did that last harpoon the Japanese whalers launched at you leave you with a concussion?

I don't have to be clairvoyant to recognize the obvious.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I don't have to be clairvoyant to recognize the obvious.

True, no variety or degree of ESP would help you achieve that.

 

[Lily]

True, no variety or degree of ESP would help you achieve that.

You ooze misery, loneliness and a desperation to connect. But you're too invested in feeling sorry for yourself that you can't achieve anything good in your life.

 

[The Prowler]

Yet, something I said hurt you so bad that you've been raging for what, 2 years now?

Now try to type something that you actually believe!!!

Hahahahahaha!!!!

 

[Lily]

Now try to type something that you actually believe!!!

Hahahahahaha!!!!

You know I'm right. You have wailed about it several times.

It's sad really.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

You ooze misery, loneliness and a desperation to connect.

You know gaslighting doesn't work on me. I accept that you're too unimaginative and halfwitted to attempt any other strategy, however.

But you're too invested in feeling sorry for yourself that you can't achieve anything good in your life.

More prognostication from Nostradumbass. Get some new material. Or at least some material that has any effectiveness the first time you trot it out. Speaking of trotting things out, when's the last time your poor misfortunate handler -- pardon me, spouse -- saddled you up and took you for a trot around the pasture?

 

[Blandscape]

Drink less of that 'Wreck Tha Hoose Juice'. Or more of it, enough to render yourself insensate.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

You know, gargling at me more isn't going to get your point across any more efficiently.

 

[Blandscape]

Says the man with no partner, probably still a virgin.

defo a virgin.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

defo a virgin.

Oh, good, you can type. Go back to gargling, it was more intelligent.

 

[Blandscape]

You know, gargling at me more isn't going to get your point across any more efficiently.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Why would I think that? Good point; maybe your processor's so thoroughly pickled that you don't know that you're wasting time.

 

[Blandscape]

Oh, good, you can type. Go back to gargling, it was more intelligent.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I'm not listening to your cassette recordings any further, Scrooge McDuck. Save your time.

 

[Blandscape]

I'm not listening to your cassette recordings any further, Scrooge McDuck. Save your time.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

So he uploads another one. Genius.

 

[Blandscape]

So he uploads another one. Genius.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I have no idea what you were trying to convey, there, McChewbacca.

I'll let you have the last gurgle for a while; I have things to do. And by Things, I don't mean LotusBud and Lily.

 

[Kirk]

I have no idea what you were trying to convey, there, McChewbacca.

I'll let you have the last gurgle for a while; I have things to do. And by Things, I don't mean LotusBud and Lily.

Mi tink him threatened tuh beat yuh up bredda...

 

[Blandscape]

I have no idea what you were trying to convey, there, McChewbacca.

I'll let you have the last gurgle for a while; I have things to do. And by Things, I don't mean LotusBud and Lily.