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Meltdown
It was inevitable
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<blockquote data-quote="SirSuperSouthern" data-source="post: 896374" data-attributes="member: 304"><p>[USER=1427]@Busta Troll[/USER]</p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">People here have recently been talking about each other’s kids. So how many kids does your daughter have now? How brown are they? Who knows or bothers to care who the father(s) is?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">God does, who is infamous for working in mysterious ways so please stop using His name in vain every time she inconveniently drops those niggers off at your house for unspecified lengths of time. On the bright side, you and Heidi Klum’s parents finally have something in common.</span></p><p></p><p><img src="https://i.postimg.cc/Rh7f8m2D/Heidi.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Folks normally suspect their daughters will strikingly resemble their once-pretty mothers after puberty and kids. I can’t say with any certainty that your plump pumpkin does now because your wife’s face was the only person in that FB pic to have their face <em>blacked out</em>. Here, let’s fix that:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Kiss this, Chris.</span></p><p></p><p><img src="https://i.postimg.cc/63QvW5yd/kiss-this-chris.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Now, bulky women -- like your wife -- in grocery stores are such inconvenient nuisances. Shoppers always wish they’d get sent back to the end of the line when they’re seen holding dozens of outdated coupons, all the while standing still with blank looks on their faces in steadfast refusal to help out the baggers. Throw in a fat black lady wearing a ratty wig working the register and everyone’s schedules are suddenly, yet very slowly, fucked. That shit feels like waiting outside for a new gaming console’s release.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Thanks to your genes that are naturally thwarted by jeans, your unfit tribe knows aaaall about restlessly waiting longer than they should. That is why you and your brood are always sure to carefully plan your birthday parties around Red Lobster’s yearly Ultimate Endless Shrimp feast special because the waitresses are too goddamn slow to keep up with y’all’s impatient paces with all those offensively tiny plates. They intentionally drag ass to leave you bovines to stare at those filling biscuits, the tipless bastards. Your newest goal should be to show this skinny bitch how it’s really done.</span></p><p></p><p>[MEDIA=youtube]F55cg7ja9aY[/MEDIA]</p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Beating her impressive record would come in second place only to your legendary personal feat of gobbling so many Happy Meals that you put Toys R Us out of business. I can only imagine how utterly empty you must’ve felt when you learned that the McMillions Monopoly was a scam meant to bring in more dicks through the doors who just wound up making lines longer for <em>you</em> – karma be damned! Along with your fatal diabetes…</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">SSS</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">- Nutritionist.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SirSuperSouthern, post: 896374, member: 304"] [USER=1427]@Busta Troll[/USER] [SIZE=5]People here have recently been talking about each other’s kids. So how many kids does your daughter have now? How brown are they? Who knows or bothers to care who the father(s) is? God does, who is infamous for working in mysterious ways so please stop using His name in vain every time she inconveniently drops those niggers off at your house for unspecified lengths of time. On the bright side, you and Heidi Klum’s parents finally have something in common.[/SIZE] [IMG]https://i.postimg.cc/Rh7f8m2D/Heidi.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE=5]Folks normally suspect their daughters will strikingly resemble their once-pretty mothers after puberty and kids. I can’t say with any certainty that your plump pumpkin does now because your wife’s face was the only person in that FB pic to have their[I] [/I]face [I]blacked out[/I]. Here, let’s fix that: Kiss this, Chris.[/SIZE] [IMG]https://i.postimg.cc/63QvW5yd/kiss-this-chris.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE=5]Now, bulky women -- like your wife -- in grocery stores are such inconvenient nuisances. Shoppers always wish they’d get sent back to the end of the line when they’re seen holding dozens of outdated coupons, all the while standing still with blank looks on their faces in steadfast refusal to help out the baggers. Throw in a fat black lady wearing a ratty wig working the register and everyone’s schedules are suddenly, yet very slowly, fucked. That shit feels like waiting outside for a new gaming console’s release. Thanks to your genes that are naturally thwarted by jeans, your unfit tribe knows aaaall about restlessly waiting longer than they should. That is why you and your brood are always sure to carefully plan your birthday parties around Red Lobster’s yearly Ultimate Endless Shrimp feast special because the waitresses are too goddamn slow to keep up with y’all’s impatient paces with all those offensively tiny plates. They intentionally drag ass to leave you bovines to stare at those filling biscuits, the tipless bastards. Your newest goal should be to show this skinny bitch how it’s really done.[/SIZE] [MEDIA=youtube]F55cg7ja9aY[/MEDIA] [SIZE=5]Beating her impressive record would come in second place only to your legendary personal feat of gobbling so many Happy Meals that you put Toys R Us out of business. I can only imagine how utterly empty you must’ve felt when you learned that the McMillions Monopoly was a scam meant to bring in more dicks through the doors who just wound up making lines longer for [I]you[/I] – karma be damned! Along with your fatal diabetes… SSS - Nutritionist.[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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