I've got three flailing puppets for sale

[Biggie Smiles]

One sucks cock like a superstar

the other two are just general wastes of lives but I'll throw them in for a good price

any bidders?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

This thread sucks.

(No Biggie Dunce-cap Admin isn't gumming this thread as you had hoped. Zip back up your infant sized pants you circus midget.)

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Then again admin does suck cock tho

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Did I mention that admin got slapped around yesterday?

 

[Admin.]

Run Stubby, Run!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Any bidders? I’m selling admin for 19.99

Tummy hurts screeching sold separately

 

[Seamajor]

Did I mention that admin got slapped around yesterday?

By who? You haven’t left your chair in 2 days. You piss sitting down. Foul dwarf

 

[Admin.]

Any bidders? I’m selling admin for 19.99

Tummy hurts screeching sold separately

Are you actually fatter today than yesterday, holy shit!

 

[Cookie Monster]

Then again admin does suck cock tho

True but why do you care? Do you feel that you are missing out. Feel is probably the wrong word here, lust maybe?

Why do you lust? Nope thats not quite there, its some kind of paraphilia thing you've got going on haven't you? A Munchausen syndrome by Cocky.

 

[Seamajor]

One sucks cock like a superstar

the other two are just general wastes of lives but I'll throw them in for a good price

any bidders?

Your offspring. No surprise

 

[Admin.]

Your offspring. No surprise

Selling your own offspring is especially heinous!

 

[Seamajor]

Selling your own offspring is especially heinous!

Desperation can be a motivator