King Martinis Official Statement

[Master]

Ladies, gentlemen, gays;

I, King Martini, AKA Poofer, was attacked with personal information yesterday here in this forum by a moderator.

A member of my families picture was posted who doesn’t post here along with her name. My personal phone number was also posted along with a picture of my uncomfortably large penis.

The outpouring of support I have received thru DM this this most troubling time has humbled me and restored by faith in humanity has a whole. With a tear in my eye, I thank you all.

I say unto all of you- we shall get thru this and overcome this together. As war rages thru out the Ukraine, let us not take the actions of two idiots here who are obsessed with yours truly and hold it against this forum.

I blame my penis. The love wand of luxury it is.

George Washington once said and I quote;

“King Martini is just a cool fucking guy and should be installed as ruler of the world”, and while one of the founding fathers of this great nation might think such pleasantries, I am just an influencer upon this stage. A song and dance man, like Sammy Davis Jr.

Thank you. And god bless America

 

[The Countess]

You’re a fool lol

 

[Master]

You’re a fool lol

I will say this, tho;

Sham thinks your defending me when the truth is if I did what he did you would be all over me and defending him.

The PI shit is fucking lame now and has been done to death. It’s what crippled BH and what killed Turd Fail. Both bigger forums then this one and ppl wonder why red flags get pointed out.

Check your DM’s, btw

 

[The Countess]

You’re a fool lol

I will say this, tho;

Sham thinks your defending me when the truth is if I did what he did you would be all over me and defending him.

The PI shit is fucking lame now and has been done to death. It’s what crippled BH and what killed Turd Fail. Both bigger forums then this one and ppl wonder why red flags get pointed out.

Check your DM’s, btw

I saw it. It’s obvious he’s clueless when it comes to effectively posting PI. He ain’t met cun’T yet lmao.

 

[Aylana]

Cunty can only post in Rejected cause he won't register at BC, he is missing out on the post your photo thread in the main forum

 

[Lokmar]

So sad. Flynnbecile will suck all the butt hurt away!

 

[Blurt]

The photo of Poofer's peen is "uncomfortably large"?

Just resize the motherfucker.

 

[Dove]

First, that's not Scrotinis penis. Just simply image search it and you'll see where he took it from.

Second....its not even that big. And his is even less impressive.

It was like ordering a Happy Meal that only brought sadness.

 

[Lokmar]

First, that's not Scrotinis penis. Just simply image search it and you'll see where he took it from.

Second....its not even that big. And his is even less impressive.

It was like ordering a Happy Meal that only brought sadness.

Flynnbecile aint gonna like you talking about his bitch like that at all!

 

[Dove]

First, that's not Scrotinis penis. Just simply image search it and you'll see where he took it from.

Second....its not even that big. And his is even less impressive.

It was like ordering a Happy Meal that only brought sadness.

Flynnbecile aint gonna like you talking about his bitch like that at all!

Odds are looking pretty good that I wont give a shit lol.

 

[Adam Hitler]

The photo of Poofer's peen is "uncomfortably large"?

Just resize the motherfucker.

Ha what a surprise that you would focus on that part.

 

[Master]

Updated statement

Ladies, gentlemen, gays;

It has come to my attention that the moderator who has shamefully posted personal information of a members family here on this forum is taking a much needed break from this activity for the time being.

As the biggest influencer in this community, I have to point out that posting up photos of members families is what killed off other forums of the past and is against this sites rules.

Also, as this communities biggest influencer, it is my duty to bring in fresh, new talent onto this forum to keep the content stream fresh. This, I have done, behind the scenes.

Moving forward, you and your families personal information will be safe from the ratchets of this community. We here at Bastard Factory have installed safe guards so these unfortunate actions do not happen again.

Meltdown, is for the people. As a man of the people, it is my unwavering duty to put all of you first.

In this time of healing, I ask that you all take a second and think of those, no, not in the Ukrainian, who gives a shit, but those who have suffered before on these forums by the vile acts of PI mongering.

Thank you, and god bless King Martini

 

[Master]

The photo of Poofer's peen is "uncomfortably large"?

Just resize the motherfucker.

Blurto you should create a flame forum at your board and have flea mod it.

You can call it Flea Forum

 

[Dove]

Oh look. The guy who posts other posters families obituaries, who is not above calling someones job out of spite and justifying it, who will search out info on posters and blast about it is giving another unnecessary PI lecture as if anyone here is even ever concerned about that.

It's funny how the only people who ever worry about PI or preach about why it's wrong are the only ones who ever actually use it when they get pissed.

So dumb lol.

 

[Master]

How does it feel that you killed yet another forum with your “me first” bullshit?

This forum knows how your kidney feels.

Sayin

 

[Lily]

First, that's not Scrotinis penis. Just simply image search it and you'll see where he took it from.

Second....its not even that big. And his is even less impressive.

It was like ordering a Happy Meal that only brought sadness.

Going on record for needing a ginormous dick to feel something. What a whore.

 

[Master]

First, that's not Scrotinis penis. Just simply image search it and you'll see where he took it from.

Second....its not even that big. And his is even less impressive.

It was like ordering a Happy Meal that only brought sadness.

Going on record for needing a ginormous dick to feel something. What a whore.

It was like the rings of saturn

 

[Dove]

How does it feel that you killed yet another forum with your “me first” bullshit?

This forum knows how your kidney feels.

Sayin

No one cares about this stupid shit.

How does it feel to be whining about how a "forum was killed" because someone you dont like posts on it?

Gotdamn you are such a loser. It's like you stopped developing mentally at 13.

You seriously show up and post the exact same stupid ass shit over and over. Like you show up just to fucking whine about posters you dont like and have dramatic fits about shit no one cares about.

No shit I put ME way before YOU. I would unplug your life support to charge my phone so I can blast you right here on BF.

Is it bad? Oh well.

 

[Master]

Here comes the melty….

 

[Blurt]

The photo of Poofer's peen is "uncomfortably large"?

Just resize the motherfucker.

Blurto you should create a flame forum at your board and have flea mod it.

You can call it Flea Forum

I don't have a board, yo!

Used to, but not anymore.

Here's an idea: how about Flea creating and running her own forum?

Sorry? What's that?

 

[Lokmar]

At first I thought "Hmm, PI, I should have a look." Then I was all "I really DGAF".

 

[Blandscape]

I find it comforting when KM drives his lighter than care steamroller, over the heavy going this site has become.

It's like watching a wild mare, give birth to a beautiful nightmare. It's like watching the sun spank some plasma off via the Troubled Telescope, it's like a wet dream that's drier than an Arabian desert, it's like winning the lottery only to discover you have incurable stage 4 cancer 4 days later.

He really is very gid at this.

Nice tae see ye Kevin.