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Blandy is an acquired taste. His cryptic joshing is peerless.

Anybody who "gets" him has already solved half of all cosmic mysteries.
 

Biggie Smiles

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Hey idiot, no one in their right mind "wants" to get that gibbering imbecile

Well, I always make the effort anyway.

And I extend you the same courtesy.
I don't come to forums to make an effort to 'get people' you dizzy retard. And I could give the first fuck if some pompous mentally ill transjerkoff gets or doesn't get me either.
 

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Wait! So Blandy's drug-induced stream-of-impaired-consciousness is "peerless cryptic joshing?"

Who knew? I just though he was fucked up on pharmaceuticals.
well you know, pompous think they know it all liberal douches have to put their word of the day toilet paper to good use and make an excuse for everything. Makes them feel important
 

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Biggie Smiles

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Hey idiot, no one in their right mind "wants" to get that gibbering imbecile

Well, I always make the effort anyway.

And I extend you the same courtesy.
I don't come to forums to make an effort to 'get people' you dizzy retard. And I could give the first fuck if some pompous mentally ill transjerkoff gets or doesn't get me either.

How about if I "sort of get you"?

Would that work?
How about if you tie a plastic bag around your funny looking face and jump off a bridge instead?
 

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Hey idiot, no one in their right mind "wants" to get that gibbering imbecile

Well, I always make the effort anyway.

And I extend you the same courtesy.
I don't come to forums to make an effort to 'get people' you dizzy retard. And I could give the first fuck if some pompous mentally ill transjerkoff gets or doesn't get me either.

How about if I "sort of get you"?

Would that work?
How about if you tie a plastic bag around your funny looking face and jump off a bridge instead?

Would that be the bridge that connects your mansion's grounds to the YMCA?

Still haven't managed to sell that bridge, eh?
 

Biggie Smiles

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Hey idiot, no one in their right mind "wants" to get that gibbering imbecile

Well, I always make the effort anyway.

And I extend you the same courtesy.
I don't come to forums to make an effort to 'get people' you dizzy retard. And I could give the first fuck if some pompous mentally ill transjerkoff gets or doesn't get me either.

How about if I "sort of get you"?

Would that work?
How about if you tie a plastic bag around your funny looking face and jump off a bridge instead?

Would that be the bridge that connects your mansion's grounds to the YMCA?

Still haven't managed to sell that bridge, eh?
No, it would be the bridge that connects your pubic hairs to the inside of your greasy asshole. Normal people call it a penis and don't tuck it. Get that, fuckwad?
 

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One doesn't exclude the other.

Stop being so binary.


Clearly not.

I wrote some cool shit when I was jacked on cocaine back in the day.


That is the lamest drug ever. All it does is numb your face


I totally agree, Your Grace. All coke ever did for me was to make me smoke three packs of cigarettes and drink 15 or 20 beers before the hundred dollars wore off, then my nose would be fucked up for two days afterward.

I did write some cool shit while jacked on it though.
 

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I used to snort 3 8 balls a night of some of the purest shit out there

boy did I fly into fits of all out paranoia
 
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One doesn't exclude the other.

Stop being so binary.


Clearly not.

I wrote some cool shit when I was jacked on cocaine back in the day.


That is the lamest drug ever. All it does is numb your face


I totally agree, Your Grace. All coke ever did for me was to make me smoke three packs of cigarettes and drink 15 or 20 beers before the hundred dollars wore off, then my nose would be fucked up for two days afterward.

I did write some cool shit while jacked on it though.

My guy has a healthy ego and sense of self-esteem/self-worth. He said that when he did cocaine he was aware of just how wonderful he thought he was and how he made it clear to others how fucking awesome he was. He decided while on it that that he was obnoxious. Decided it wasn't for him.

roflmao...

Me No way, you full of yourself?! I don't believe that for a moment. I got the arched eyebrow for that. lol
 

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Bland has made it more than clear here that he is a bona fide government aid receiving tard. How? Well, as you've all seen a few dozen times, he keeps repeating himself by telling us all that he's a genius.

Think about that for a second. Do geniuses ever need to stoop to telling others that they are? Repeatedly? How about we ask Tywin Lannister to briefly explain the topic in another way, you'll know it applies here:




You're the fucking kid, Blando. I doubt the obvious truth sits well with you, so remove the seat on your training wheels equipped bicycle with the little flag on the back...

Blandscape said:
im-a-genius.jpg



SSS
- He may be one in Australia.
 

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I am too much of a well bred lady to call Blandscape a low bread smelly duck cheese...lol dick dick cheese not duck cheese ok space no paragraph space you dumb f****** phone period space double space booking Space Cadet f****** dead period ok I have allowed rude words but because I'm such a lovely lady there is no way I'm going to use them on bland Escape landscape land Skype you bloody pick up the word be for bland fucking scape my god period period

I can see how I can see how I can see how dumb sum comma writes a scrollable now all this time I thought how can somebody write 10 pages of rubbish and say nothing nothing Nada the punctuation on these long posts complicated I said are complicated your left out the fucking are ship funny images of not ship shit shit is is something wrong with saying the word shit I don't think so.
 
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