Lets hear it for King Martini~Our Newest Mod!

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All hail 13 Chins Martini!!!

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As the representative from The Sisterhood Of The Eastern Star, we want to be the first to congratulate you. We have brought you a gift from the Sisterhood...

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King Martini, it is now written for those to know that you are on the enlightened path. Though you are only at your 14th step, the 15th is only days away. From those who came before us, and from those who will come after us, choose us as the light, we are your vessels. Bring enlightenment unto King Martini so he may see true and fast, through shadow and light. Hear my voice, see my soul, take my blood, keep my life as yours. Blessed is King Martini as he achieves the rank of, "Sergeant." Along with all the rewards and privileges it carries. You have achieved the highest rank a non-nobleman can carry. The 13 families also send their approval.

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The ancient ones want to see and feel your warmth as we sacrifice 6 male rams, for 6 days, and 6 hours. The new era is here, time for being one with the horns of fate, and the sword of truth. Here is their song of wisdom to you.


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In the shadows where the whispers creep,
A chilling vision in the heart they keep,
Bound in secrets, painted in red,
Feel the darkness where the brave dare tread.

Dancing with the ghosts tonight,
Underneath the pale moonlight.

Dance with the shadows, let the blood run free,
Weaving our fate in dark ecstasy,
Scream in the silence, feel the heartbeat rise,
Lost in the trance where the fear never dies.

Echoes calling from the deep abyss,
One last ritual, a haunting kiss,
Blood on the altar, the price we pay,
For a glimpse of life that fades away.

Sacrifices in the dimmed out glow,
Take my hand while the winds still blow.

Dance with the shadows, let the blood run free,
Weaving our fate in dark ecstasy,
Scream in the silence, feel the heartbeat rise,
Lost in the trance where the fear never dies.

Feel the chill as the night unfolds,

In this dark dance, the story is told.**


Finally, may the left hand of power keep you safe King Martini, and may the right be the thunder of God to slay your enemies as it states in the the 3rd rite. Go in peaceful violence as peace dies along with those who stand against you. Let their blood feed you as you gain clarity through their death.

Amen.
 
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Zing!!! Called it... Mutantini will be more of a hindrance though.

You called what, Fredericka-lite?

Here's another thing. How is it everytime there's a mystery around here and it gets solved, you have a .1000 batting average when it comes to these phrases:

*"I knew it!"
*"I was just thinking that..."
*"I told you so."
*"I already knew that."

So on top of everything fucking else, you're also fucking psychic? You have got to be one of the most mentally ill crackers out here. Next you'll be claiming you can fly with nothing more than a broom handle stuck up your ass.

Get bent, faggot.
 
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Hey, not everyone can be part of the Master Race. You should be thankful that you're e-acquainted with an Aryan...

I don't even know what you look like.

You could be some watermelon chomping coon for all I know.

You post like a nigger. I can almost hear those oversized, dry negro lips, rub together as you get excited when you fantasize about Admin's cock in your toothless mouth.

Even Lily as ancient as she is has more teeth in her head than you do in yours. Semen takes the enamel off your teeth. Remember that next time you're having your typical feast of penis in Admin's crotch.
 

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Does it really? Is that why you have veneers? My gnashers are in pretty good shape, considering my 42 years on the planet.

You've seen my pics, dummy, and no, they aren't of some Aussie bloke.
 
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You've seen my pics, dummy, and no, they aren't of some Aussie bloke.

I have one question.

If you're going to steal a picture and claim it's you, why the gayest picture in the fucking universe? At this point, your alleged picture makes Liberace look like Rambo compared to you.

That dude in the picture purported to be you, looks like a butt chugging, zombie-vampire from the planet Out-Of-Your-Anus.
 

Adam Hitler

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Who are you to judge? You constantly use racial slurs
According to you and several others on here, I'm the most racist person on the internet, yet I probably don't even finish in the top 3 of users who use the most racial slurs... weird huh?
 

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According to you and several others on here, I'm the most racist person on the internet, yet I probably don't even finish in the top 3 of users who use the most racial slurs... weird huh?
Not on the ibternet, again no one ever said that
You are clearly the most racist person at this forum
 
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I hope the American RSPCA found her in time.

No.

She wandered into DKG's yard and magically disappeared. Now I'm not saying all Asian people eat dogs, but to me it seems like a great many of four legged animals go missing around DKG's house. Just sayin.