Michigandertude: A thread about why we are the fun loving practical chosen people who will survive any zombie apocalypse.

[Reggie_Essent]

$5 bucks says Holliday is too pussy to do a vacation displaying his multi-accent prowess.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Educational interlude:

 

[Dove]

Please try to recover your fur baby. Comfy blankies COUNT !

This is mine. Prudence ♡ she was doing pilates with me.

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[Frood]

$5 bucks says Holliday is too pussy to do a vacation displaying his multi-accent prowess.

Pier Pressure! Pier Pressure!

 

[Frood]

This is mine. Prudence ♡ she was doing pilates with me.

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What a whore....
She's on the clock and on Onlycats pose.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

This is mine. Prudence ♡ she was doing pilates with me.

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She's a cutie pie. I'd post up Poppy, but I'm too lazy to do that many clicks.

 

[Dove]

What a whore....
She's on the clock and on Onlycats pose.

Its Only Paws. Shes pretty popular!

 

[Dove]

She's a cutie pie. I'd post up Poppy, but I'm too lazy to do that many clicks.

Its even cuter when you find out she doesn't "meow"....she squeaks. Like a "EH"

And this was just outside under my deck. I found her and her litter mates outside. They were like....5 or 6 weeks old and SUPER spicey.

Shes a baby now. Terrified of the outside.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Its even cuter when you find out she doesn't "meow"....she squeaks. Like a "EH"

And this was just outside under my deck. I found her and her litter mates outside. They were like....5 or 6 weeks old and SUPER spicey.

Shes a baby now. Terrified of the outside.

My Poppy doesn't talk either. She'll squeak once in while, but other than that she doesn't have much to say. :( She won't eat human food either. Not even sardines or liver sausage. And I've had cats that would never shut up and would steal the food right off my plate.

 

[Dove]

My Poppy doesn't talk either. She'll squeak once in while, but other than that she doesn't have much to say. :( She won't eat human food either. Not even sardines or liver sausage. And I've had cats that would never shut up and would steal the food right off my plate.

Prudey will pull food right out of my mouth if I let her lol.

I like when I let her sniff what im eating and its something I know cats won't eat...like a veggie...she sniffs it and stiffens up and looks at me with utter disgust and runs off lol.

Like shes think "what in the fuck? Is she really eating this?"

 

[Holliday 3000]

...but why do Liberals have a preference for cat ownership while conservatives prefer dogs.

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[Dove]

...but why do Liberals have a preference for cat ownership while conservatives prefer dogs.

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You didnt actually read that study, because it doesnt actually say that.

And its not hard to understand that rural areas tend to vote republican. Most rural homes have dogs and cats.

It also showed lower rates of pet ownership in liberal areas. Very blue areas are cities where having a dog just isnt feasible.

Also, again, there are no conservatives here. Republican voters? Yes. Conservatives? No.

Not everyone slightly right of Stalin is a conservative, H.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Michigan sucks.

Michigan State rules!

 

[Holliday 3000]

You didnt actually read that study, because it doesnt actually say that.

I did read it and it does say that. Apparently you missed the part were it (like many many many many other such studies over the decades) it states that those factors you sited were controlled for.
. Oh but while on the subject of Michigan, it was Minnesota I had been thinking of re: the fishing.

Not everyone slightly right of Stalin is a conservative, H.

Very few people were right of Stalin, madam.
. Commies are as anti Liberal as can be.
..and Liberals are anti-commie.

there are no conservatives here. Republican voters? Yes. Conservatives? No.

If you vote Republican, you are very definitely conservative, if you voted for Trump/MAGA, you are rabidly so.

 

[Frood]

I did read it and it does say that. Apparently you missed the part were it (like many many many many other such studies over the decades) it states that those factors you sited were controlled for.
. Oh but while on the subject of Michigan, it was Minnesota I had been thinking of re: the fishing.


Very few people were right of Stalin, madam.
. Commies are as anti Liberal as can be.
..and Liberals are anti-commie.


If you vote Republican, you are very definitely conservative, if you voted for Trump/MAGA, you are rabidly so.

Liberals are communistic (for other's shit)

 

[Holliday 3000]

Liberals are communistic (for other's shit)

Tell it to the founders, bozo.

 

[Seamajor]

We are civil, we are hygienic, we are adaptable.

1. Both Michigander men and women alike think nothing of pissing in the great outdoors, in the shower, down the bathtub or sink drain, in a Gatorade bottle on a long trip, on a front lawn near camouflaging shrubbery, when a traditional toilet or urinal is either occupied or gross.

2. We can make a delicious meal with either a can of tuna or Spam and jerky, potatoes, stolen corn, rice, pasta, or Sucker fish. We actually have or had a Suckerfest celebration to eat the nastiest of all fresh water fish (worse than even carp).

3. We can handle our liquor and beer is just frog's piss.... no reason to not drive (55 stay alive/drive between the lines or follow the two tracks in the snow).

4. Family is family is family.... unless an I-talian married into your family then eventually turned toxic after their spouses death or divorce. Ex I-talians are no longer family. They are not invited to the local berry patch for weekly bonfires where the adults drink Blatz, kids drink Verners, and we all eat burnt hotdogs and weird casseroles or crockpot dishes called "three meat stew " or "three bean and three bean stew".

5. Every Michigander by unwritten law is required to carry a 6 pack of toilet paper in their pickup truck, SUV, or bubble car along with folded up plastic shopping bags. A blanket or sleeping bag, tarp, Kentucky Fried Chicken moist towelettes, 6 Bic lighters or boxes of matches, 10 boxes of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, Fifth of Whiskey, and a box of Q-Tips. If they are caught without these things.... they're probably a Fudgie or recent transplant from Chicago.

Kiss it all good bye. On the other hand, there’s not too much to miss

 

[Seamajor]

I've had so many accents gained and lost over my childhood or younger years that I have an anti accent now. I get mistaken for scores of nationalities depending on who I'm talking to.

Even my fleeting conversational Spanish is imbued with certain distinct words, accents, or phrases which floor others and myself....

....but, as long as I can communicate, it's all good. I don't care.

Espanol fugaz? Más como una oración y más mentiras.

 

[Dove]

I did read it and it does say that. Apparently you missed the part were it (like many many many many other such studies over the decades) it states that those factors you sited were controlled for.
. Oh but while on the subject of Michigan, it was Minnesota I had been thinking of re: the fishing.


Very few people were right of Stalin, madam.
. Commies are as anti Liberal as can be.
..and Liberals are anti-commie.


If you vote Republican, you are very definitely conservative, if you voted for Trump/MAGA, you are rabidly so.

No, you clearly did not.

And no, not all Republicans....and definitely not all Trump voters (many of which were democrat voters once) are conservative.

If you think a woman who has been divorced 3 times and lives with a man she isnt married to, who is openly bisexual is "rabidly conservative", you dont know what a conservative is.

Weirdo.

 

[Holliday 3000]

No, you clearly did not.

And no, not all Republicans....and definitely not all Trump voters (many of which were democrat voters once) are conservative.

If you think a woman who has been divorced 3 times and lives with a man she isnt married to, who is openly bisexual is "rabidly conservative", you dont know what a conservative is.

Weirdo.

So there you are, the board's very own Kim Davis, who was so moral she denied a gay couple a marriage license because it was sinful while on her fourth marriage, the fourth husband which she arrived at while cheating on the third with the 2nd, so actually only three individual husbands. ...and I will guarantee you that she is conservative as the day is long by any definition.
What I wanted to point out to you is that, well let's agree that you stated you have always confined sex with men to "established traditional relationships", is that your arguments are always fraught with contradiction.
Here is the standard vow taken by those in a traditional exclusive relationship here in good ol USofA.

"I, [Name], take you, [Name], to be my wedded [husband/wife], to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part"

I'll point out that there is another verse that is something to the effect "to honor and obey"...all of which nonsense was stripped out of the vows I took, so no traditional marriage was mine, and I have never been in a traditional relationship where the woman was anything other than an equal partner.

Okay, so then the question - How did your first 5 husbands die and has anyone come to investigate the circumstance of their deaths?

 

[Frood]

Tell it to the founders, bozo.

Bullshit...

 

[Dove]

So there you are, the board's very own Kim Davis, who was so moral she denied a gay couple a marriage license because it was sinful while on her fourth marriage, the fourth husband which she arrived at while cheating on the third with the 2nd, so actually only three individual husbands. ...and I will guarantee you that she is conservative as the day is long by any definition.
What I wanted to point out to you is that, well let's agree that you stated you have always confined sex with men to "established traditional relationships", is that your arguments are always fraught with contradiction.
Here is the standard vow taken by those in a traditional exclusive relationship here in good ol USofA.

"I, [Name], take you, [Name], to be my wedded [husband/wife], to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part"

I'll point out that there is another verse that is something to the effect "to honor and obey"...all of which nonsense was stripped out of the vows I took, so no traditional marriage was mine, and I have never been in a traditional relationship where the woman was anything other than an equal partner.

Okay, so then the question - How did your first 5 husbands die and has anyone come to investigate the circumstance of their deaths?

Ive always supported same sex marriage, H. I also always shit on Kim Davis.

My lesbian daughter and i were laughing at her second attempt to be heard by the SCOTUS.

I dont have any deceased exs.....the fuck is wrong with you?

Hey have you tried to not be stupid?

 

[Dove]

Bullshit...

He just doesnt understand the times he is living in. Thats all.

A lot of boomers are struggling politically and culturally these days lol.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Hey have you tried to not be stupid?

It doesn't seem to have worked out for you.
Hey, do you have a black friend too?
Dick Cheney had a lesbian daughter...therefore HE is not conservative apparently?

I dont have any deceased exs...

...and yet you claim to only engage in traditional established relationships.
Are you having a hard time understanding the phrase "till death do you part".

 

[Holliday 3000]

He just doesnt understand the times he is living in. Thats all.

A lot of boomers are struggling politically and culturally these days lol.

It has to do with the meaning of words. Liberal does not now, or ever mean commie.
. I have no problem understanding that at all.
I don't have any problem understanding that younguns these days would be considered retarded in the time I grew up in.
Maybe you being studied and wise can draw distinct parallels between the two ideologies, then enlighten me to what political and cultural stuff us'n boomers are struggling with.
Like maybe someone who is a tradwife claiming to be not conservative because a family member (a whole other person) is not heterosexual.
Hell, people like me on that basis would be veritable lefty radicals fit for prison.

 

[Dove]

It doesn't seem to have worked out for you.
Hey, do you have a black friend too?
Dick Cheney had a lesbian daughter...therefore HE is not conservative apparently?


...and yet you claim to only engage in traditional established relationships.
Are you having a hard time understanding the phrase "till death do you part".

Oh good. I was starting to worry that maybe you were NOT going to spew all your bias stereotypes of "conservatives" onto me even after i have stated several times im not conservative.

Also I have never once in my life accused any of my relationships of being "traditional". Established, yes. Traditional? I suppose that depends on what you mean by traditional

Is this more of your angry rants about how its my fault I was raised in a Pentecostal cult and married off as soon as i became a legal adult?

And yes.....if i were a conservative, divorce would be a big problem for me. However, ive done it a few times and im HUGE fan of it. I think there are MORE people who should try it. In NO WAY would I ever support making "no fault" divorce illegal. Ever. Which is a position held by conservatives that i cannot support.

Hence one of the many reasons I am not a conservative.

See how that works?

Like its interesting how you are accusing me of being a conservative, and then pointing to all the ways I am NOT conservative as some proof that im a bad conservative?

Someone needs reboot you, H.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Oh good. I was starting to worry that maybe you were NOT going to spew all your bias stereotypes of "conservatives" onto me even after i have stated several times im not conservative.

You can state whatever you want. People in jail, convicted of a crime often maintain their innocence - of course claims don't mean shit.

 

[Dove]

It has to do with the meaning of words. Liberal does not now, or ever mean commie.
. I have no problem understanding that at all.
I don't have any problem understanding that younguns these days would be considered retarded in the time I grew up in.
Maybe you being studied and wise can draw distinct parallels between the two ideologies, then enlighten me to what political and cultural stuff us'n boomers are struggling with.
Like maybe someone who is a tradwife claiming to be not conservative because a family member id not heterosexual.
Hell, people like me on that basis would be veritable lefty radicals fit for prison.

Yes and you dont know the meaning of conservative or liberal.

Right now all the actual liberals are "far right extremists". And conservatives havent changed, but a lot of people who dont know what words mean just brand all republican voters conservative. And claim a populist movement (maga)...is conservative.

Pretty much all conservatives voted republican this past election. But not all who voted republican are conservative.

You dont know what it is. And you dont see the window shift that took place.

And thats okay, because you're almost dead anyway right? Like are you gonna see the next election cycle?

 

[Dove]

You can state whatever you want. People in jail, convicted of a crime often maintain their innocence - of course claims don't mean shit.

It isnt a crime to have conservative values, H.

I just simply dont have them, you insufferable hippie retard.

 

[Holliday 3000]

And yes.....if i were a conservative, divorce would be a big problem for me.

No it wouldn't. Being conservative would, in my definition, allow you to always do what selfishly serves your immediate needs. Bear in mind, Liberal and conservative are not primarily political terms, though they do have some translation into politics of the times.